PBTC The Cheat Email/jedi

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PBTC The Cheat Email #28 jedi

Summary

The Cheat is summoned to the jedi counsel.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Homestar, 1-Up, Stinkoman, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Den-nis Jinnman

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck C-mail! {types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Hello, young one
Unusually strong with the force you are.
At the Jedi council train as a Jedi we want you to.
Come to Coruscant you will to start your training.
-Den-Nis Jinnman,
Head of the new Jedi order

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Hello wise one, obviously strong with the force I am. At the Jedi council blah. From Dennis Jinnman. Fine. You want me to train with you? I will. {The screen instantly changes to a room filled with people wielding lightsabers} Let's look down on some amateurs. {The Cheat walks up to Homestar, who has a red lightsaber stuck halfway down his throat}

HOMESTAR: Hey The Cheat! Like my tongue? It's glows!

THE CHEAT: I'll move on now. {The Cheat walks up to 1-Up chewing on a brown lightsaber}

1-UP: I like pudding lightsabers! {The Cheat walks past him to find Stinkoman standing a few feet away from his lightsaber}

STINKOMAN: What is this glowing menace? I shall challenge it! {Stinkoman dives toward the saber with one fist out as The Cheat walks away}

THE CHEAT: Last chance Jedis. If this next person is another amateur, I'm over throwing the Jedi counsel! {The Cheat walks up to Tampo floating next to a lightsaber on the ground}

TAMPO: If only I had arms. {Tampo starts crying}

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} My fist! The lightsaber like, pierced my fist!

1-UP: {offscreen} Have some pudding! {wind rushing}

STINKOMAN: {offscreen}Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! {Brody and Stlunko run to Tampo's side}

BRODY AND STLUNKO: {simultaneously} It is okay Tampo. We will get back at the world by starting our own email show. And to make you feel better, we will call it Tampo Email because Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko Email is too long and bulky.

THE CHEAT: Pathetic. {The Cheat appears in another room with chairs lining the walls in a circle. Only one person is in the room} I should have known it was you!

MAN: You don't know who I am!

THE CHEAT: Yes I do! I read your name tag! {A nametag appears on the man's chest reading:} 

HELLO!
Welcome to mt beautiful lair!
My name is Den-nis Jinnman

DEN-NIS JINNMAN: Very clever. Draw! {Den-nis Jinnman draws a lightsaber while The Cheat whistles} Your end is now!

THE CHEAT: 'Fraid not. {Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko enter the room an crush Den-nis Jinnman} Thanks guys!

TAMPO, BRODY, AND STLUNKO: {simultaneously} Here The Cheat, have a trophy! {All three toss The Cheat a trophy}

THE CHEAT: {back at his computer} That was quite a ride, right? The Printer? {The Printer falls over, ejecting a CD reading, "PBTC Wars"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on any one of the trophies The Cheat gets to see them up close.

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • Sorry Joshua. I had writer's block and I couldn't think of anything else but Tampo.
  • If you're wondering what happened offscreen when 1-Up offered Stinkoman some pudding, he threw his lightsaber at Stinkoman.


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