PBTC The Cheat Email/commercial

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PBTC The Cheat Email #31 commercial

Summary

The Cheat attempts to make a Cheez-Its Commercial.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Cameraman Greg, Strong Sad, King Of Town, Mr. Cheetah, The Kool-Aid Man

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: C...............................Mail! Gimme summa that C..........................Mail! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear Teh Cheez,
Have you ever thought of
starring in a Cheez-Its
commercial?
-Mr. Cradgage

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear TheCheese, have I ever thought of starring in a Cheez-Its Commercial? From Mr. Cradgage. When did you get a wife? Anyways, no. Never! Plever! Jever! {Cameraman Greg walks in} Hey The Cheat! While you're blabbering, would you like to be in a Cheez-Its commercial with an insane amount of profit involved?

THE CHEAT: JIBNEY! Oh, sure. {Cut to The Field. The Cheat is wearing a snazzy tux}

CAMERAMAN GREG: Cheez-Its Commercial Take 1! Action! {bleep}

THE CHEAT: Oh hello! I'm The Cheat, but you already know this! Cheez-Its are great! I'd probably eat one like a slob and talk about how delicious they are if I wasn't totally allergic. However, a have a lovely and highly-paid woman to do this for me! Vanna? {The King Of Town walks up} What'd you do to Vanna?

KING OF TOWN: Wasn't she a sausage link?

THE CHEAT: Ugh. {bleep}

CAMERAMAN GREG: ...Take 2! Action! {bleep}

THE CHEAT: What? {bleep}

CAMERAMAN GREG: ...Take 3! {bleep}

THE CHEAT: When I'm not hanging out or checking emails, I'm eating miles of Cheez-Its! {The Cheat stuffs 3 into his mouth} Great for playing Chubby Bunny! {The Cheat gags as he puts 5 more in his mouth} They're great! {The Cheat falls over, gagging}

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} I'll save you! {dives onscreen wearing a Jr. Lifeguard outfit} Belly Flop! {Strong Sad lands on The Cheat causing him to regurgitate the Cheez-Its}

KING OF TOWN: offscreen} I'll save you! {Dives onscreen} Geronimo! {The King Of Town scarfs up the Cheez-Its}

CAMERAMAN GREG: Cut! {bleep} Take 4! Action! {bleep}

THE CHEAT: I like Cheetos!

MR. CHEETAH: {bursts onscreen} Oh yeah!

THE KOOL-AID MAN: {offscreen} That's my line! {The Kool-Aid Man dives onscreen and tackles Mr. Cheetah. Punching sounds are heard and The Kool-Aid Man stands up} Oh yeah! {The Printer falls into The Kool-Aid Man's Kool-Aid, shocking him and causing him to fall over, and ejecting a CD reading, "NES Endings"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to watch Homestar watch the commercial.


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