PBTC The Cheat Email/modeling

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PBTC The Cheat Email #33 modeling

Summary

The Cheat does some male modeling.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Perilesque, Stinkoman, Cameraman Greg, Homestar, Strong Sad(easter egg), Strong Bad(easter egg), Strong Mad(easter egg), Rather Dashing(easter egg), Bubs(easter egg), Pom Pom(easter egg), Coach Z(easter egg), King Of Town(easter egg), The Poopsmith(easter egg), Marzipan(easter egg), Homsar(easter egg), 1-Up(easter egg)

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: This is the 33rd email! {types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear thue Chee-ees,
I thu-ink you are a prooty good luke
Ing. Please be on thue civir of ow-er
magazine so pee-pull all oh-ver thue
wurld can see yoor prooty good lukes
Gurl

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Um...let's see...uh, Dear The Che-eat I think you are a prooty good looking guy. This I know! Please be on the cover of our magazine so people all over teh world can see your prooty good looks. From Girl. Well, G, that sounded cool. Well Homie G, you never told me what magazine what you were asking me to cover the cover on. Well, you got me thinking about modeling. I'll model! {Cut to The Field. The Cheat is dressed up as a chicken} I'm sultry poultry! {Flash! Cut to The Cheat in a Speedo} Wear Speedos! Their comfy! {The Cheat scratches the Speedo. Flash! Cut to a close-up of The Cheat's face in a dimly lit room} Hey folks. You may know me as The Cheat, but I'm not! I'm Perilesque! {Zoom out to show that The Cheat is dressed as Dangeresque. Flash! Cut to Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: I looks like a #1 jam! {The Cheat walks up to Stinkoman}

THE CHEAT: You sillyhead! You're in tomorrow's shoot!

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} Oh!

CAMERAMAN GREG: {offscreen} We'll try this again! {Cut to The Cheat back at the computer} Well, those were some decent shots! I wonder if I got in any maga...

HOMESTAR: {walking onscreen} The Cheat! You got on a maga!

THE CHEAT: Oooo! Which one?

HOMESTAR: All of them! {Homestar throws a stack of magazines on the floor and runs off}

THE CHEAT: Oh! {The Printer falls, ejecting a CD reading, "Open Call"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the stack of magazines to see some magazine covers. Here's a list:
The Cheat - Millinaire Monthly
Strong Bad - Mask Magazine
Strong Sad - Goth's Life
Strong Mad - Voice Box Bi-Yearly
Homestar - Long Pants Catalog
Rather Dashing - Short Pants Catalog
Bubs - Entrepeneurs
Coach Z - The Scene
Pom Pom - Bubbles
Marzipan - Music That Sounds Hippie-Ish?
King Of Town - Disgusting Foods Mag
The Poopsmith - Odd Jobs Tri-Monthly
1-Up - Pudding Lovers Group
Stinkoman - Ultimate Fighter