PBTC The Cheat Email/monster

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PBTC The Cheat Email #63 monster

Summary

After a long hiatus, The Cheat battles the Rahran.

Here we GO!

{Cut to The Cheat sleeping in a gem-studded bed. He wakes up and jumps over to his calendar}

THE CHEAT: August? I slept through the sum- {Homestar walks in with a Cornucopia}

HOMESTAR: I brought you various fru- {The Cheat punches him and sends him flying}

THE CHEAT: -mer! I'll just have to buy the time back from Mr. Gates. He can do anything! But, in the meantime, and email. {The Cheat walks over to his computer and types in Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

OMG I love you Cheaty!
You is good! -the world

THE CHEAT: I don't even need to read this one. BOOT- {The room shakes} What's with all the interuptions? Whatever. New email/ {The Cheat types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear Pabtic Cheat Boy,
There is a large monster running
about called the Rahran. It plagued
by cityvillage and I need your assistance.
Scuba Bjorg

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear Progressive Cheat Man, there's a large monter running around called the...Roarin'. It plagued my country and I beg of your help. No closing, Scuba-bot. Well, Scooby, I have my own problems, like checking an email without interrupt- {The Poopsmith enters}

THE POOPSMITH: {gestures toward the football in his hand}

THE CHEAT: Later. {The Poopsmith walks off with a Nebulon noise} -ions. Well, there's only one way to defeat the Roarin'. To the jetpack room! {The Cheat walks off. Cut to him in a room lined with jetpacks. He suits up with a jetpack and walks out} Let's go.

{Cut to the set of the game "Trogdor" Trogdor is running around except he is red, has no beefy arm, but a beefy leg, and has a sginaround his neck reading "Rahran"}

THE CHEAT: {tiny and pixellated, coming out of a cottage} Oh boy. {A yellow circle appears around The Cheat's feet} HELP! {He runs inside} What will I do? I cannot take him on alone at this time of day! I know only one place where enough folk gather who would be willing to take on such a beast. The guys at the Fanstuff Wiki! How will I get them here? Oh...I know!! {Cut to The Cheat atop a church, ringing a bell} COMIC COOOOOOOON! {Cut to The Cheat back at his house. Every user pops in immediately} Ok boys...

PRINCESSHOMESTAR: There are girls, you know!

THE CHEAT: Ok humans, there's a Roarin' out there the size of your little website's fanbase and I need your help. {He walks over to TheCheese} What do you do, doughboy?

THECHEESE: I control your existence, SIR!

THE CHEAT: Well, you do horrible. I don't have nearly enough jewels. {a black hole appears and TheCheese is sucked into it} Say hi to Rainer for me!

JOSHUA: Oh no you didn't. He was a great user...avenge!!!!!!!!!!! {His hair turns yellow and his shirt rips. He lunges at The Cheat. The Cheat sidesteps} Save me Tampo! {Tampo appears and sets him down onto a soft cloud}

THE CHEAT: As for the rest of you, I'm sure you guys can figure it out. {The Cheat pushes them outside. Everyone is pixellated at the same Trogdor-esque scene}

SUPER SAM: {To Shim-Sham-Sam} Pretend it's a cow.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: {He lunges at the Rahran} A-punch-a-punch-a-punch! {He bounces off} {In the air} I hope there's a conviently placed trampoli- {he falls into the ground}

RAHRAN: You have angered me. Feel my wrath!

EVERYONE: Oh no! He might raise our bandwidth! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! {Everyone disappears}

RAHRAN: Victory! {Cut to The Cheat back at his computer}

THE CHEAY: Well Velma, they couldn't defeat the Rahran. Sorry. No, I'm not. Quit crying and defeat him yourself. Baby. I'm tired from all the fighting I did. STRONG BAD!!!! Fetch me a baguette.

{The printer falls over, ejecting a CD reading, "Rahran PLUS"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see...an easter egg.

Transcript

{Cut to Scooby Doo talking to Stinkoman}

SCOOBY: Rinky! I need rour relp!

STINKOMAN: Is it a challenge?

SCOOBY: The Rahran.

STINKOMAN: Oh...no. Not that again. I still have the scar! {He turns around revealing the words "Rahran was here" on his back in spray paint}


Fun Facts

  • Upon returning, TheCheese actually laughed at the Rainer joke and the Bandwidth joke.
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