PBTC The Cheat Email/prize

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PBTC The Cheat Email #50 prize

Summary

The Cheat answers his 50th email.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, King Of Town, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Homestar

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: I need to get some new email raps. {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Congratulations The Cheat!!!
You have just answered your 50th email!!!!
You can claim your prize on the Internet!!!
Guy.

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Combodulations Teh C.! You have just answered your 50th email! Claim your prize on the 'net? Buddy? 50th email? This is like my...36th email! It can't be my 50th email! {A message pops up}

Congratulations The Cheat!!!
You have just answered your 50th email!!!!
You can claim your prize on the Internet!!!
Cheatomatic

THE CHEAT: What? Well, if this is my 50th email, I'm going to do something! Like, eat 50 Cheatpies! {The Cheat walks offscreen and comes up to a room labeled "Cheatpie Storage"} Here we go. {The Cheat opens the door to find the King Of Town} The KOT?

KING OF TOWN: So sugary. And heartstopping. {The King Of Town falls over and The Cheat closes the door}

THE CHEAT: Okay. I'll...read 50 novels. {The Cheat walks into Strong Sad's room and picks up a book on the ground} War and Peace? Okay... {The Cheat opens the book and starts reading} It was the best of times, it was the worst book ever. {The Cheat throws the book out of the window}

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} {BANG} OW! A book? Cut down in its prime? WHY?

THE CHEAT: This stinks like The Poopsmith's mom. {The Poopsmith's shovel flies onscreen and smacks The Cheat} I'll...throw a party that lasts 50 hours! {Cut to a room with The Cheat inside it. There is a banner reading "PARTY TIME"}

COACH Z: {walking onscreen} Your invitation tried to jank me! Call me on my cellphone! {Coach Z starts dancing and Homestar walks up with a 5 o'clock shadow}

HOMESTAR: {sleepily} Hey guys. What are you doing in my garage? {Cut to The Cheat back at the computer}

THE CHEAT: Wow. This is a pretty crappy 50th email. Wait, it's my 50th email? Awesome! I gotta check an email!

Congratulations The Cheat!!!
You have just answered your 50th email!!!!
You can claim your prize on the Internet!!!
Guy.

THE CHEAT: Okay. I will. {The Cheat types thenet.exe and AOL pops up with a message}

You have
1
New Messages.
I love you still.

THE CHEAT: Time to check an e-mail. {Clicks "read" and an email pops up}

Click
HERE
To get your prize!

THE CHEAT: {Clicks "HERE"} Slow computer... {The message comes up}

Here's your prize!
HELLO!
-Fwum Homestar

THE CHEAT: Oh-Em-Gee! This is my prize!?! Ugh! {Covers his eyes} Just, just end the email. I'm embarrassed. {The Printer falls over, ejecting a CD reading "50th Emails For Morons"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see The Cheat looking at "50th emails for Morons".


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