PBTC The Cheat Email/super powers

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PBTC The Cheat Email #44 super powers

Summary

The Cheat shows off his super powers.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Strong Sad, Homestar, Homsar, Bubs

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: C, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, MAIL! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear Dar Cheat
Do you have a super power or the plural?
If you do do than we should chaaallllleeennngggggeeeee
eachother!
Your pal
Dinoshaur

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Duh Cheat. Do you have super powers? I don't think you should challenge eachother. Your pal, Stegoshaurus. Well, Steggy, I happen to have super powers. Not psychic powers. That was a sham. A dream. A hallucination. A mirage. Another word having to do with fanstasies.

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} A fantasy!

THE CHEAT: I'll show you. {Cut to Homestar's Room. Homestar is sleeping}

HOMESTAR: {snoring} Huuuuh...PuppiesgingersnapspocketPCs...

THE CHEAT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {The Cheat's bottom fur rips and The Cheat turns green, hulklike} Me hurt Homie. {The Cheat picks up Homestar and throws him out of his window. Homestar lands in the snow, still sleeping}

HOMSAR: {walking up} Advertise the blackened jelly bean! {walks offscreen}

HOMESTAR: {waking up} I'll do that now. {Runs offscreen. Cut to The Cheat back at the computer}

THE CHEAT: I have another power toooooooooooooo!

{Cut to The Cheat's room}

THE CHEAT: {grunts} Wha-la! {A trophy appears in front of The Cheat} Great! {Bubs walks in}

BUBS: You owe me a bus today!

THE CHEAT: {grunts and giant trophy appears on top of Bubs} Have a trophy!

BUBS: Thanks The Cheat.

THE CHEAT: {back at his computer} That's great with the ladies!

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} What are ladies?

THE CHEAT: Hang on... {The Cheat runs offscreen as The Printer ejects a CD reading "Class Session"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see The Cheat teach Strong Sad.

Trabscript

{Cut to a day care center. Strong Sad in sitting in front of The Cheat, who is in a chair}

THE CHEAT: Ladies are are the female-style of boys.

STRONG SAD: What are boys?


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