PBTC The Cheat Email/contest

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PBTC The Cheat Email #55 contest

Summary

The Cheat holds a contest of some sort.

Cast(in order of apearance)

The Cheat, Homestar, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Contestro, The Unguraits, Homestar, Homsar, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, Pom Pom, King Of Town, The Poopsmith, Nebulon, NEB-1, Tampo,

Here We GO

THE CHEAT: Sometimes I email, sometimes I don't, sometimes I hang out...with, the dope?

HOMESTAR: That's me!

THE CHEAT: Enough shenanigans! Onto the email! {The Cheat types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

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THE CHEAT: Uh, wha? What. Is. This. Crap. Box. Of. An. Email? It. Really. Stinks.

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} That's not proper grammar!

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} And you're not the proper weight!

STRONG MAD: {offscreen} YOU'RE FAT! YOU'RE FAT!

THE CHEAT: Anyway, {starts reading email} Wooddaver The Chariot Cartoon Guru. I am Nyandascience-ing hits amiable with my eggs disclosed. Whoo! Don't gibberish hold Contestro for who can answer an MiaMail 'wit teh eh, yes closed or some thumb simalarities are stupid. To Oompah-Loompah. You mean, from Oompah-Loompah. And also, I wish Homsar would stop sending me these emails. {The Cheat types Translatecrapmail.Hom and a translation comes up}

Hello again!
Translation! Now!
Dear The Cheat cartoon guy! I am
sending you this email with my eyes closed. Hold a contest, stupid!
To Ultra-Loompah

THE CHEAT: Lemme see. {mumbling} Oh! A contest! {Contestro runs onscreen}

CONTESTRO: My afro heard my name! Did you say my name Steve is awesome?

THE CHEAT: CONTEST.

CONTESTRO: Oh. Okay then. {The Unguraits rush onscreen}

THE UNGURAITS: Stealing. {Contestro's afro disappears and appears on top of The Unguraits}

THE UNGURAITS: Onto the club! {The Unguraits run offscreen}

CONTESTRO: Come back! {Contestro runs offscreen}

THE CHEAT: Okayyyyyy...the contest. Hmm...what kind of contest. {All the main H*R characters run onscreen}

HOMESTAR: A contest-thinking contest!

MARZIPAN: A rock concert!

BUBS: Let's haggle!

COACH Z: A dance-off! {"Hip-Hop Dance" starts playing}

THE CHEAT: Not this again! {Coach Z dances offscreen}

COACH Z: I'm a machine!

STRONG SAD: Novel Rating!

STRONG BAD: Dump Weighing!

STRONG MAD: CAKE!

KING OF TOWN: Yay!

THE POOPSMITH: {shrugs and pulls out a cake from his pile}

KING OF TOWN: Gimme that back!

HOMSAR: A plaque-filled hoedown with a buster cannon!

THE CHEAT: Thanks for your suggestions everyone!

EVERYONE BUT THE POOPSMITH AND THE CHEAT: Here The Cheat! Have a trophy! {Everyone but The Cheat throws The Cheat trophies}

THE CHEAT: Anyway, thanks for the suggestions. But, they were all horrible! And Nebulon... {Nebulon steps out from the crowd}

NEBULON: Yes The Cheat!

THE CHEAT: No one likes your style!

NEBULON: {breaks out bawling and runs offscreen}

THE CHEAT: And NEB-1!

NEB-1: {steps out} Yes?

THE CHEAT: You're on the wrong email show.

NEB-1: {quietly} I know.

TAMPO: {offscreen} Get your carcus back to my email show!

NEB-1: Yes, sir. I mean boss. I mean king. I mean emporer! I mean JIBNEY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! {Neb-1 runs offscreen}

THE CHEAT: So I'm coming up with my own contest. A talent show! {Cut to a stage. Bubs, Marzipan, and The Cheat are sitting at a table in front of the stage}

BUBS: Bring the first one out! {Homestar walks onstage}

HOMESTAR: Hello! My name is Homestar Runner!

THE CHEAT: I see. What will you be showing us?

HOMESTAR: I'm gonna beat myself up! {Homestar pusches, kicks, and punishes himself, then walks back to center stage} How'd I do?

BUBS: I'm digging your style, dawg!

MARZIPAN: Beautiful! Simply Beautiful!

THE CHEAT: Awful. Dreadful. {Homestar runs offscreen} Next! {Strong Sad walks up}

STRONG SAD: I'm Strong Sad AKA Dumpo, and I'll grace you with poetry.

MARZIPAN: Go, Dumpo! Go!

STRONG SAD: I'm not strong!
 I am sad!

THE CHEAT: {whispering} Got that right.

STRONG SAD: And I'm harassed!
 By Mad and Bad!

I have no friends!
No one likes me!
My bladders fillllllllllllling!
I think I have to...

Oh man! {Strong Sad runs offscreen}

THE CHEAT: Awful! {Strong Bad and Strong Mad walk onstage}

STRONG BAD: Picture! This! An email show by me!

STRONG MAD: I animate! I ANIMATE!

THE CHEAT: No. Copycat.

STRONG BAD: Sorry The Cheat.

THE CHEAT: BYE! {Strong Mad and Bad run offstage}

MARZIPAN: I'm sorry, but that wasn't even a talent!

BUBS: Not feeling it, G!

THE CHEAT: Next!

BUBS: Next, homie!

MARZIPAN: Next, please! {The Poopsmith walks out}

THE POOPSMITH: {shrugs}

THE CHEAT: What?

THE POOPSMITH: {shrugs}

THE CHEAT: Is that it?

MARZIPAN: You'd be beautiful if you took a bath!

THE POOPSMITH: {shrugs}

BUBS: Okay, that's annoying!

THE CHEAT: Seriously.

THE POOPSMITH: {shrugs}

THE CHEAT: Get off the stage!

THE POOPSMITH: {runs offscreen crying}

THE CHEAT: Let's end this! The Cheat clicks a button on the desk. Cut to backstage where Coach Z, King Of Town, Pom Pom, and Homsar are standing. The floor collapses}

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa!

COACH Z: Why The Chort?

KING OF TOWN: Doo Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

{Cut to The Cheat back at the computer}

THE CHEAT: Well, everything's fine. The King Of Town's in China... {Cut to inside a Chinese restaurant}

KING OF TOWN: More Soy Sauce please! {Cut back to The Cheat}

'THE CHEAT: I won the contest... {Marzipan walks in}

MARZIPAN: What? You weren't even in it!

THE CHEAT: Have a "Keep Quiet" trophy! {The Cheat throws Marzipan a trophy}

MARZIPAN: Hooray for The Cheat! {Marzipan runs offscreen}

THE CHEAT: And I'm feeling fine! The Printer? {The Printer falls over, ejecting a CD reading, "Contestro Contest!"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see Strong Sad's new single. The Cover reads, "Strong Sad Gives Poetry A New Low!"


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