PBTC The Cheat Email/Cheat Commandos

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PBTC The Cheat Email #51 Cheat Commandos

Summary

The Cheat figures out if he's a Cheat Commando.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Gunhaver, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith, Reynold, Blue Laser, Saddy Dumpington

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Hopefully this email will be best-er. {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Hey PBTC The Cheat,
Are you a Cheat Commando?
Your pal,
Teh Cheese

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Hey Penguins By The Caribbean The Cheat, are you a Cheat Commando? From Der Cheese. Well, Cheesy, I'm not quite sure. I'll ask. {The Cheat walks offscreen and picks up a phone book} Let's see... {The Cheat starts flipping through pages} Reynold, Contestro, who is Steve? Ooo! Foxface! Gunhaver! {The Cheat picks up a telephone, and dials a number} Hi, Gunhaver?

GUNHAVER: I'm the leader. What do you want?

THE CHEAT: Am I a Cheat Commando?

GUNHAVER: Come down to the base!

THE CHEAT: Where is it? {The Cheat hangs up} Hey Strong Bad! {Strong Bad runs up}

STRONG BAD: Yes, emporer?

THE CHEAT: Where is the Cheat Commando's headquarters?

STRONG BAD: It is over here! {Strong Bad points left} Now it is over there! {Strong Bad points right} Now it is back over here! {Strong Bad points left again}

THE CHEAT: Thankies! {The Cheat runs offscreen}

STRONG BAD: Aw, man. Who will I give my trophy to? {Strong Bad pulls out a trophy and Strong Sad walks up, seemingly charred}

STRONG SAD: Did you leave Trogdor in my room again?

STRONG BAD: Have a dump trophy! {Strong Bad writes on the trophy the word "DUMP!!" and hands it to Strong Sad}

STRONG SAD: Oh, the weight! The centrifugal force! {Streong Sad turns into a pile of ash. The Poopsmith runs in and begins shoveling}

STRONG BAD: Shovel him well! {Cut to The Cheat inside Cheat Commando Headquarters}

THE CHEAT: Where has everyone gone? {Gunhaver walks up}

GUNHAVER: Hello The Cheat what do you want?

THE CHEAT: AM I A COMMANDO?!?

GUNHAVER: Let's figure it out! Reynold? {Reynold runs up}

REYNOLD: I never get to go on an-

GUNHAVER: Is our lovely The Cheat a Commando? A Cheat Commando?

REYNOLD: Y missions. The Cheat may be a Commando. How will we find out?

GUNHAVER: Let's ask The Cheat! The Cheat, are you a commando?

THE CHEAT: Well... {an alarm goes off} What is that? Some kinda robot?

GUNHAVER: No. It means Blue Laser is at the park!

THE CHEAT: Can I go?

REYNOLD: Can I go?

GUNHAVER: Yes, no. To hold you over The Cheat, here's some wine and a baguette! {Gunhaver hands The Cheat a bottle of wine and a baguette as Reynold runs offscreen, crying}

THE CHEAT: Where's the park?

GUNHAVER: Right over there! {Gunhaver points to the right and The Cheat and Gunhaver run offscreen. Cut to Blue Laser and Saddy Dumpington at the park}

BLUE LASER: ...And don't ever come back!

SADDY DUMPINGTON: But Blue! Sometimes the NHL loses a whole season! Isn't that great?

BLUE LASER: Well, yes.

SADDY: Oh. Well... {Gunhaver and The Cheat run up}

GUNHAVER: Surrender Blue Laser!

BLUE LASER: Anything for The Cheat! {Blues Laser drops to the ground with his hands behind his back}

GUNHAVER: You're cracker jack Commando material!

SADDY: But Gunhaver! Sometimes The Cheat takes steroids to enhance his Commando performance! Isn't that great?

GUNHAVER: Saddy, YOU'RE cracker jack Commando material! Isn't that great? {Cut to The Cheat back at his computer}

THE CHEAT: Stupid Saddy Dumpustown!

STRONG SAD: Stop making fun of my family!

THE CHEAT: Better luck next time!

{The Printer falls, ejecting a CD reading, "Saddy Commandos!"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see Saddy in more Commando action!

Transcript

{Cut to Cheat Commando Headquarters. Gunhaver is doing push-ups and Saddy is supervising}

GUNHAVER: I can't do anymore! My flippers are about to fall off!

SADDY: Isn't that great?


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