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PBTC The Cheat Email #9 red coin

Summary

OH NO! The Cheat lost his red coin!

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Mario, Luigi, Trogser, Princess Peach, Koopas, Homestar, Homsar

Here We GO!

{At The Field} THE CHEAT: {singing} You put the email in the inbox and I'll answer it right up! {types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

AGGGGGHBLBLBLBLBL. This is the Mushroom Embassy, regretting to inform you that you have lost a red coin. You will be fined for no reason. -Watteson Kurinashu Toadyton Zubambe Jonessers Grephidus Nackella Jr. the 193,394th

THE CHEAT: {reading email} AGHBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL {pauses} BLBLBLBLBLBLBBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBL {gasps} whoa! This is the Mushroom Embassy, regretting to inform The Cheat that you have lost a red coin. You will be fined for no reason. Linewatteson Kirin-uh...-ashu Toadytown Zimbawye um...from Chris Hernandez. Well, Chrissy H., I guess I'll go get it then.

{The screen changes to the set of Super Mario Land for Super Nintendo. The Cheat is pixellated along with Mario, standing next to him}

THE CHEAT: Aren't you my plumber?

MARIO: Letsa go!

THE CHEAT: Okay! {jumps on Mario's head}

MARIO: Mama Mia! {Mario turns gray and shrivels up. The Cheat walks offscreen. Then Luigi runs onscreen next to the fallen Mario}

LUIGI: What fate has become of you? {gasps, then yells} I'll get you Trogser! {cut to The Cheat on a different screen}

THE CHEAT: I'm gonna go to the last level. {The Cheat somehow changes the appearance to a screen with him and Trogser. Trogser looks like Trogdor, but instead of having a beefy arm, he has Bowser's shell} I will now destroy you Trogser! {The Cheat starts yelling kind of like Dragon Ball Z and suddenly, the 3 hairs on his head grow huge, shiny, and more powerful somehow all without gel!}

TROGSER: That's really freaky. You're gonna give me nightmares. Just take the red coin. {Trogser pulls out a red coin from his shell and hands it to The Cheat} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! {Trogser turns into Princess Peach}

PRINCESS: Thanks for getting the coin The Cheat. Now I won't be kidnapped! {The Cheat suddenly disappears as a swarm of Koopas cover her entire body. After a few seconds, they leave. The only thing remaining is a crown}

THE CHEAT: {Back at his Unnamed Laptop} So Christothehernandez, I got my coin back, though I never remember having a red coin.

HOMESTAR: {walks in} I gave it to you for your birthday! Roll the! Clip!

{Cut to The Cheat and Homestar in a party room}

HOMESTAR: Open it!

THE CHEAT: But I haven't opened all my other presents yet!

HOMESTAR: They're...all trophies.

THE CHEAT: Then, what'd you get me? {opens the gift to find a red coin}

HOMESTAR: Now you can spend the night away, nighttime! {Homsar walks up}

HOMSAR: Hello Kinsey! Here's your technochcolate! {Homsar holds out a present}

{Cut to The Cheat back at his computer}

THE CHEAT: Mmm. Technochocolate.

{The Printer falls over, ejecting a CD reading, "Click here to play Super Cheat Land."}

Easter Eggs

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