PBTC The Cheat Email/explosions

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PBTC The Cheat Email #4 explosions

THE CHEAT: In this episode, The Cheat checks his email! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Tune In For A Great Episode Of Friends - Only On Fox 25/48! see here

The Cheat: {reading email} Tune in for a great episode of friends? I think this show is cancelled yesterday! Only on a pack of foxes with 25 males and 48 females? See here? I don't see anything except for a button that says SEE HERE! Whatever, say hello to my boots! {types BOOTED! kind of like DELETED!} HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! (He realizes that the email wasn't BOOTED! as a screen comes up saying WHOOPSIE! YOU LOSE! NO PRIZE=YOU LOSE=COMPUTER GO BOOM!} Oh wait. It wasn't booted. What shall I do to pass the time? I'm gonna do a hip-hop dance! {The Cheat walks away from the computer as the camera pans left, keeping an eye on him. The Cheat reaches a Boombox, puts in a CD labeled "Kidz Bop 9! The one that DOESN'T STINK!" and clicks play. "Everybody Knows It" plays as The Cheat spins on his head for about 10 seconds} Wooooo! {The tape suddenly comes to a screeching halt a la exploding boombox!} Pooie. {The Cheat walks back to the Orange Hallucinations to find a blank screen} What happened?

HOMESTAR: (offscreen) I, uh, accidentally kinda ate your modem.

THE CHEAT: That's OK. I can buy another two.

HOMESTAR: And Homsar poured a neverending bottle of Pepsi on your TV.

THE CHEAT: Whatever.

HOMESTAR:' (still offscreen) And I ate your internal device that tells your computer not to explode.

THE CHEAT: Oh. {walks offscreen} Cool.

HOMESTAR: (STILL OFFSCREEN! JEEZ!) Ooo! Oh! Stop it! Uncle! Auntie! {electrical zapping noise} Uhhhhhh....{Homestar hits ground. The Cheat walks back onscreen wielding a TAZER}

THE CHEAT: Well, no-sig. I missed your dad's phone call with the hippos. So....b {Orange Hallucinations explodes and The Cheat gets off the stool and runs around on fire, yelling jibberish} SJKVIODFCJPDSOIHTGFIDSNLDNFKMDVGNHNSIODNVILOVEYOUFHQWHGADSLSHGV NORIEHMPOHMCGPHWGBHTHECHEESEISCOOLSDHNSKDFHNC!

STRONG BAD: {walking onscreen} Da Cheat! {Walks next to the blabbering Cheat oblivious of the situation} I brought back your gasoline-filled frying pan! {Throws it at The Cheat, causing a big fiery ball that was visible from space}

{Cut to outer space. Nebulon is floating around and he notices the explosion on Earth} Nebulon: YAY! FIREWORKS! {Explosion dies down} Aw man, that sucks! I liked that style! {A printer comes from nowhere and hits Nebulon on the Slant, ejecting a CD reading "I'll miss you, Mrs. Hallucinations! *sniff*"}

Easter Eggs

  • If you click on the Earth 104 times Nebulon will float offscreen

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • There are two secret messages in The Cheat's jibberish.
  • TheCheese actually did get this email.
  • If you do click on the link, on the top menu bar, a part says "Eau Claire" a coincedence to "EWW! CLAIRE! WHY?



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