PBTC The Cheat Email/kids book

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PBTC The Cheat Email #30 kids book

Summary

The Cheat writes a book for the childrens.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Penguin Paul, Eddie Eagle, Homestar

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Here comes a C-Mail with a gun in his hand! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

You, yeah, you.
If you wrote a book/fan fic/cartoon series,
what would it be about, and
would it be accepted by publishers?
-J. G. Rollins

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Me? Yes you. If you wrote a book or something, what would it be about and would it be accepted by publishers? From, Harry Potter. Well, Hairy, I'll write a book real nicelike. And since I haven't done much for the childrens lately, I'll write a kids book! Now, it needs a catchy title. You learn through experience that all that matters is the catchiness of the title. We'll call it........humina hoo The Amazing Adventures Of...Penguin Paul? Yeah. Wait, No. The Tricked-out Adventures Of Penguin Paul. That's good. {The Cheat starts scribbling on a sheet of paper. He scribbles for about 10 seconds} Wha-La! Let's read. {Cut to a big city. A penguin is sitting on the street}

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} Meet Penguin Paul. He is an okay penguin hobo. {A raggedy beard appears on Penguin Paul's beak} He doesn't get much money {Penguin Paul holds out a cup, then sighs} Penguin Paul once tried commiting suicide. So sad. {Penguin Paul appears on top of a very tall building. A sign reads "3 kilometers Up!" Penguin Paul jumps} But luckily, Penguin Paul was saved by his acquaintance, Eddie Eagle! {Eddie Eagle flies onscreen, catching Penguin Paul and busting him through a window on the building} He then tried again. {Penguin Paul holds a gun to his head} Luckily, Eddie Eagle whacked the gun away. {Eddie whacks the gun away}

EDDIE EAGLE: Stop, Don't Touch! Leave the Area, tell an adult! {Penguin Paul sighs and walks away}

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} But things were all about to change for Penguin Paul. One day a kind stranger came up to Penguin Paul while he was begging. {The Cheat walks up to Penguin Paul} He said, "Would you like some riches?" {Penguin Paul smiles and The Cheat throws a huge mound of money and jewels on top of Penguin Paul}

PENGUIN PAUL: {muffled} I'm happy! {Cut to The Cheat back at the computer}

THE CHEAT: Good book huh?

HOMESTAR: {walks up} Hey The! Cheat! Can I sell your book for market value? {The Cheat shoves a trophy down Homestar's throat} I have something stuck in my craw!

THE CHEAT: That's a good idea for a book! I'll write it someday! {Homestar burps and a CD flies out reading, "Penguin Paul Meets The Homestar Runner"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to read said book.

Fun Facts

  • Eddie Eagle is an animated eagle that teaches kids to stay away from guns.



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