PBTC The Cheat Email/fair

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PBTC The Cheat Email #41

Summary

The Cheat makes a fair.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Strong Sad(offscreen), Bubs, Marzipan, Kid, Coach Z, Li'l Strong Bad, Homsar, The Sad Kids, Strong Sad(onscreen), Homestar, Tompkins

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Wow, 41 emails. {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear The Cheat,
Why don't you start up a fair or something.
It would be really cool. Could you get me some ticket to it?
Sincerely,
Grabboarm700

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear The Cheat, why don't you start a fair? It'd be cool. Get me a tick? Gingerly, Grabby. Ugh. What do you want from me?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} He wants a fair!

THE CHEAT: Oh. I already gave you a topia, a crazy cartoon, a summer camp {purposely coughing} *cough*StrongSad*cough*.

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} What?

THE CHEAT: You didn't read the contract?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} What contra-

THE CHEAT: A fair, eh, Grabby? I can make one 'a thems. Okay, I just did. {Cut to The Field} Okay. Let's have a fair.

BUBS: A fair what?

THE CHEAT: A fair fair.

BUBS: Oh. {Cut to Marzipan's booth. A kid walks up}

KID: Hi lady. Can I play your game?

MARZIPAN: Are you or your father a poacher in any way?

KID: I think I stepped on an ant once...

MARZIPAN: {evilly} BE GONE! {the kid drops through a hole} Next? {Cut to Coach Z on a stage. He has a mic}

COACH Z: Who thinks they can outmic the Coachster? {Li'l Strong Bad walks up}

LI'L STRONG BAD: I'll take you!

COACH Z: Where's your mormy kid? {Coach Z attempts to pat Li'l Strong Bad's butt}

LI'L STRONG BAD: Hi-yah! {Li'l Strong Bad karate chops Coach Z and starts rapping}

Oh! Oh!
Li'l Strong Bad's in the house!
He's in the kitchen!
I'm not moving!
Not changing my position!

I'm not a baby!
Not a toddler! No!
When I rap, I rap big!
So {Li'l Strong Bad's pants drop} Oh NO!

{Li'l Strong Bad runs offstage. Cut to Homsar's booth. I sign reads: "Interpret the Mustard Man"}

HOMSAR: I'm open for interpretation! {The Sad Kids walk up}

SAD BOY: {sighs} Let's play.

HOMSAR: Rats and parachutes perpetrated the toenails!

SAD GIRL: Your what? {An anvil drops on the Sad Kids. Strong Sad runs onscreen}

STRONG SAD: Siblings! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! {Cut to Homestar's booth. Tompkins walks up}

HOMESTAR: Hey sketchers! Wanna play?

TOMPKINS: Listen up, you undapants! {Tompkins walks away}

HOMESTAR: Thanks one million, but I'm not wearing any undapanties! {Cut to The Cheat back at The Pixeler}

THE CHEAT: Pretty good fair, eh, Steeler? Okay, this has been a The Cheat Production!

HOMESTAR: {walking onscreen} Th-that's all folks!

{The Printer falls, ejecting a CD reading, "Ferris Wheel"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see what happened on the ferris wheel.

Transcript

{Cut to Homestar on top of the ferris wheel}

HOMESTAR: Hello royal flan! I jump! {Homestar jumps. The "flashback" version of Strong Bad walks up}

STRONG BAD: Hooray a-for me!


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