PBTC The Cheat Email/credit card
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PBTC The Cheat Email #11 credit card
Summary
Is The Cheat in debt?
Cast (in order of appearance)
The Cheat, Bubs, Homestar, The Poopsmith, Strong Bad, Homsar
Here we GO!
{The Cheat is at the email desk, but with his Unnamed Laptop}
BUBS: You gonna pay my fines {says it "fins"}?
THE CHEAT: No way.
BUBS: Why.
THE CHEAT: I have an email show to take care of!
BUBS: Oh...go ahead.
THE CHEAT: I am going to check my C-mail. {types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}
Dear Subscribed User,
We have noticed that you have not payed for your premium mebership fund. You currently owe $100,000,000,000. The last paying time was March 19th, 1989. Please send us your credit card number for immedaitefiningconsultation.
Thankyou,
The Internet Gamers Club of America
THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear Subscribed User, We have noticed that you have not payed for your premium mebership fund. Oh, this must be about my Millinaire Bi-Monthly. You currently owe S with line 100, 0, uh... lotsa dough. The last paying time was March 19th, 1989. Please send us your credit card numberfor immediate linefining canceltation. Thankyou, The Dumpfaces of Antarctica. Oh, this must have been for Homestar. I'd better forward it to him or it will be used against me in a court of basketballs. {Types fwd to Witchesbrew82, and email disappears. The screen changes to Homestar on a taped up Compy}
HOMESTAR: Email time is now! Email time was then! {Types Runmail.exe; same email comes up} What the cwap? I should send this to The Poopsmith now! {Types fwd to Poopstick; email disappears. The screen changes to The Poopsmith next to his pile in front of the Tandy with whatsit all over it}
{The Poopsmith types turdmail.exe; email comes up}
THE POOPSMITH: {shrugs and types fwd to Strongbademail.exe; email disappears. The screen changes to Strong Bad in front of the Compy with the email onto it}
STRONG BAD: What the crap? Uh...DELETED. I mean Ha! DELETED! Hahahaha! Take that, email Jones! Gotta do some fwd {says it like "fwood"} action and presto! {Types fwd to Homsar.;hmpahgmohmh,dza9pmhtgcp,hxigma; email disappears. The screen changes to Homsar in front of the Heavy Lourde with the email spray painted onto it}
HOMSAR: Have at thee! {Pulls out a huge mallet and starts whacking himself and the Heavy Lourde with it. This animation is looped, so it never ends.}
Easter Eggs
Click on the Heavy Lourde to watch the Strong Bad Email "homsar".
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