PBTC The Cheat Email/board games

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PBTC The Cheat Email #18 board games

Summary

The Cheat plays board games with people.

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar, The King Of Town, Strong Sad, Bubs, Strong Bad(Easter Egg)

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Checking email, gives me a ra-ash! {types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up} 

Dear The Cheat,
Have you tried playing Dungeons and dragons? It doesn't have to be real, 
it could be a penciled board with old action figurines you've collected 
over the years.
Not a bad idea,
Dennis Dunjinman

THE CHEAT: Dear The Cheat. Have you tried playing Dungeons and dragons? It doesn't have to be real, it could be a penciled board with crappy figures you've collected and tried to sell at conventions. A very bad idea, Thy Dungeonman. No. I don't waste my time with that stupid game! It's so.............medieval! But I do play some other board games and stuff like that. Like Twister...{cut to The Cheat spinning the spinner while Homestar and Strong Mad play} Left hand Green! {Strong Mad does it and Homestar stands still} Homestar!

HOMESTAR: Yeah, The! Cheat!

THE CHEAT: Put your left hand on Green! {Homestar grunts} Much better. Now, Left nose Blue!

STRONG MAD: DID YOU JUST SAY NOSE?

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} And then there was Candy Land. Gives me the jibblies just thinking about it. {Cut to The Cheat and the King Of Town sitting by a Candy Land board} Red. {The Cheat moves his pawn} Your turn. {The King Of Town picks up a card}

KING OF TOWN: Oooh! I get to go back to Plumpy! {The King Of Town moves his pawn back} I WIN!

THE CHEAT: Actually, Plumpy is just about the worst card you can get. Oh, come on now! That is just plain wrong! {Cut to the King Of Town eating the Candy Land board}

KING OF TOWN: Doo hoo?

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} And then there was the fateful game of Life with Strong Sad {Cut to The Cheat in a dimly lit room with Strong Sad. A Life board is inbetween them}

THE CHEAT: Okay Strong Sad, you get a life tile! {Strong Sad sighs and picks one up} What'd you get? What'd Ya Get? What'd Ya Get? What'd Ya Get?

STRONG MAD: {offscreen} SPRINKLINS!

STRONG SAD: I won the lottery and $10,000,000. {sighs}

THE CHEAT: Why are you Sad? Oh, wait. That's your name.

STRONG SAD: I'll probably die before I can spend that much.

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} UGH! So annoying! Anyways, another disaterpeice was checkers with Bubs. {Cut to The Cheat and Bubs sitting around a checkerboard inside the concession stand}

THE CHEAT: Watch this! {Jumps 3 of Bubs' checkers and gets to the end of the board} King Me!

BUBS: That'll be five dollars!

THE CHEAT: {back at the Orange Hallucinations} Now, there was one game that I won't elaborate on. Just, Never play pat-a-cake with The Poopsmith. The Printer, do your thing! {The Printer follows orders and the CD reads "Video Games"}

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click "play" to see The Cheat playing Dungeons & Dragons with Strong Bad.

Easter Egg Transcript

STRONG BAD: My Trogdor smote your puny little dragon.

THE CHEAT: {turns toward the camera} Strong Mad, take off that ring camera!

STRONG MAD: DAA! {The Cheat runs toward the camera and covers it up with his flipper-hand}



Triva

  • This Email seems To be A parody of one the homeschool winner emails, Only this time, The Email is addressd to the Cheat, And Answerd in a differnt direction.
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