PBTC The Cheat Email/summer cleaning

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PBTC The Cheat Email #13 summer cleaning

Summary

The Cheat does some Summer Cleaning.

Cast

The Cheat

Here We GO!

{The Cheat is sitting in front of a taped-up Orange Hallucinations} THE CHEAT: This baby's been gone for so long, I bet the emails are backed up for miles. Time for some Summer Cleaning. {opens 1st email} 

Say, The Cheat,
Would you like a cup of Joel Dawson?
NOT the person named Bob or Bill

THE CHEAT: Say unncessesary comma The Cheat comma Would you like a cup of BOOTED? Yes. BOOTED! {The Email gets BOOTED!} Oh, man. That felt good. Onto the next email. {opens next email} 

Hello The Cheat
Do you know who Strong Bad
is once you meet him you'd want to see
him again
Forever young
Limoman

THE CHEAT: Hello The Cheat Do you know who Strong Bad is what? This doesn't even deserve a pun BOOTED! {The email gets the boot} Next one please! {opens next email} 

Deer The Cheat,
D0 yu now teh mnuffin man?
Sincereerely,
Homestsar runer

THE CHEAT: Oh man since this is from Homestsar runer it is definitely worth my time and consideration BOOTED! {The email gets BOOTED!} Last email for now. 

Yo The Cheat,
This is The Brothers Chaps.
We would like to say that
your emails are a disgrace to 
Homestarrunner.com. STOP DOING
THEM OR WE WILL HARM YOU!
LOVE,
THE BROTHERS CHAPS

THE CHEAT: Who are these weirdoes? Probably some guys in Atlanta that make {chuckles} flash cartoons! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA! What wasted lives! BOOTED! {The email gets BOOTED!} Well kids, until next time, if you send me a bad email, it will get BOOTED! {The Printer falls, hitting The Cheat on the head, ejecting a CD reading "TAKE THAT!"}

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE CLIFFHANGERS WHERE THE PERSON WHO HIT THE CHEAT WILL BE REVEALED NEXT EMAIL!



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