PBTC The Cheat Email/island

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PBTC The Cheat Email #54 island

Summary

The Cheat + Gilligan's Island = Bad.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Homestar, The Poopsmith, Spalding, Gilligan, Nebulon

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: ...And I pretend C-Mails are made of money! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear Coolest guy in the universe
What would your own private island be like
and what would you put on it
-your Fan Claire, Neb-ska

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear Obvious, what does your private island have and what's it like? Yours, Fan Claire, Neb-1. Well Nebs, Turns out I do have a private island. I guess I'll go there using my private cruise line. {Cut to The Cheat on the deck of a boat. It goes out to sea} Not bad. {The waves start to crash onboard and toss the ship around}

HOMESTAR: {narrating to the tune of Gilligan's Island} Just plop on your butt and hear a tale, a tale of a faithful slip! Where monkeys took...over the world and ate potato chips! But more on that later! The wind was harsh and the sea was, too, and the gulls pecked at The Poopsmith's doo! {Cut to The Poopsmith scaring away gulls, who are pecking at his...pile} And then they crash landed on a place! {The Cheat crash lands on an island}

THE CHEAT: Shut up, Homestar!

HOMESTAR: Okay. O..........kay!

THE CHEAT: Okay. I'm on an island now. But, it's not any off my 38 islands. Or planets. {Homsar walks up} Homsar? Is this your home?

HOMSAR: Rainer goes to the the hootenany with Stotheb Friday!

THE CHEAT: Who's Stoth Eb? Anyways, what hootenany?

HOMSAR: Look out, Joshua! {Homsar tackles The Cheat and starts spraying mustard everywhere}

THE CHEAT: Are you okay?

HOMSAR: '86 was the year of the Kinsey!

THE CHEAT: Go away!

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! {Homsar swims away. A screen comes up reading "3 Days Later"}

THE CHEAT: {sitting next to a volleyball with a drawn face. The Cheat has a five-o'clock shadow} Hey Spalding! You're pretty fat! You should...should do some, sit-ups. {Spalding stands up}

SPALDING: Wait 'til brother Doreauxgard hears about this! {Spalding jumps into the water and swims away}

THE CHEAT: Well, that's bad. Wwell, letsa go look for a friend. {The Cheat walks and meets up with a strange-looking man} Who are you?

MAN: What a fateful trip.

THE CHEAT: Gilligan?

GILLIGAN: The network left us here after the series. 32 years ago.

THE CHEAT: What did you eat?

GILLIGAN: {whispers in The Cheat's ear}

THE CHEAT: Oh. {Cut to a skeleton. The Skeleton has a nametag reading "Skipper"}

GILLIGAN: So, what are you doing here?

THE CHEAT: Oh, I got stranded on a fateful trip.

GILLIGAN: Hungry?

THE CHEAT: Kind of.

GILLIGAN: Then go to the buffet and casino on the other side of the island!

THE CHEAT: Then why did you...

GILLIGAN: Oh. Crap! {Cut to inside a casino}

THE CHEAT: Alright. {The Cheat pulls out a cell phone and dials a number} Hello? Cheatsa Pizza? I want a large Cheese Pizza delivered to the uncharted island! Thanks. {A helicopter busts through the roof and a Nebulon steps out}

NEBULON: I have a large cheese pizza for The Cheat!

THE CHEAT: Over here!

NEBULON: Here you go master!

THE CHEAT: {whispers in Nebulon's ear}

NEBULON: Of course you can take the helicopter! {The Cheat hops in} Bye!

THE CHEAT: Thanks!

NEBULON: {to a nearby lady} Hey Baby Styles, you wanna come to my home planet? {Cut back to The Cheat at his computer}

THE CHEAT: Well, everything turned out A-ok!

{The Printer falls over, ejecting a CD reading "Monkey Island"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see what Homestar was talking about.

Transcript

{Cut to a monkey on a throne next to Homestar}

MONKEY: Ooh ooh! Aah aah!

HOMESTAR: Yes sir! {Homestar backflips and hands the monkey a bag of potato chips}


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