PBTC The Cheat Email/the dramatic conclusion

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PBTC The Cheat Email #14 the dramatic conclusion

Summary

The conclusion to the 2-email duology. Who hurted The Cheat?

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Strong Sad, Homsar, Strong Mad, Mike and Matt Chapman, Visor Robot, Eh! Steve!, The Wheelchair, The Stick, Missy Chapman, Li'l Brudder (Easter Egg)

Here We GO!

{The Cheat is sitting at his Orange Hallucinations with bandages covering his forehead} THE CHEAT: Oh man that hurt! I hope I have the courage to check some C-Mail! {types Cheatm} Doin' great! {types ail.exe} YAY! {opens email} 

You poor Cheat!
Who did that bad thing to you? That must've hurt!
-Person whose name will not be revealed at this time

THE CHEAT: You poor Cheat? You moron! I'm a friggin' millinaire! Who did that bad thing to you? That must've hurt! Why, yes it did! Line something that I'm not taking the time and effort to read and/or comprehend. Let's find out! {Cut to a police lineup. The Cheat is questioning} Hey Pillsbury Dumpboy! Did you done and went and hurted me?

STRONG SAD: For the last time, I'm Dairy Queen I mean Strong Sad! And, no. And this room is really dark and depressing. I should check emails in here.

THE CHEAT: Your alibi checks out. Next victim. You did it, didn't you! You studdering waste of oxygen!

HOMSAR: Hey Wonder Mike! Did you lose my mousepad yesterday?

THE CHEAT: Your story checks out, and no. My last suspect. I know you did it!

STRONG MAD: THIS ROOM IS DARK AND SCARY!

THE CHEAT: Dang. I'm out of vicspects. Wait a hot second! {turns to camera} YOU did it! {laughing is heard} Brothers Chaps!

MIKE & MATT: {offscreen, obviously} Yes! It was we! The Bros. Chaps! Now feel our overly-creative fury! {writing noises are heard} HA!

THE CHEAT: Wha? {Visor Robot appears behind The Cheat and zaps him on the hind quarters} YOWIE! {blows on tooshie} Hot!

THE BROTHERS CHAPS: Take This!

THE CHEAT: Bring it on! {Eh! Steve! runs past The Cheat}

EH! STEVE! Eh! Steve! {runs offscreen}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I heard you Eh! Steve! I'll get you with my Power Speed Boosters! {The Wheelchair speeds onscreen and through The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: {dazed} Is that all you've got?

THE BROTHERS CHAPS: We have one last thing! {The Stick floats behind The Cheat and starts poking him}

THE CHEAT: Oh, now that is annoying. Ow, that kinda hurt! {The Cheat grabs The Stick} This ends now! {The Cheat launches The Stick at the camera, cracking it and causing the screen to go black}

MATT CHAPMAN: Now that ws clever! Why didn't you think of that, Mike? {slap}

MIKE CHAPMAN: Ow!

MISSY: Stop it, both of you! {zap}

MIKE & MATT: uhhhh....{smack}

MISSY: Aw, TAZER. You never let me down!


Easter Eggs

  • Wait 15 seconds after the email ends to see Li'l Brudder scrape onto the blank screen and say "Things are lookin' up!" then scrape offscreen.



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