PBTC The Cheat Email/virus

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The 20th Email! virus

Summary

The Cheat's computer gets a virus.

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Bubs, Marzipan, Homestar, Homsar

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: I check my email one, two, three! Then I go to the bathroom 'cuz I gotta...check email? {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up} 

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

SPAMZOR

THE CHEAT: What? A spamail? {A message pops up on the computer screen} 

Don't EVER check an email like that again!
One more and I'll LOSE!
Love,
Broken Orange Hallucinations

THE CHEAT: Okay BOH, I won't. Let's just try another email. {Types AnotherCmail.exe; email pops up} 

lyk hi da cheat i got a media
file for you i attached it it should 
load and take over your computer hahaha
you lose hahahah lol
da cheese masterxor

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Lick hi The Cheat I got a media filet for you and I attacked it. It should load and take over your computer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You lose laughing lol {pronounces it lole} DaCheese Master Sorcerer. UGH! I hate this! BOOTED! {The Cheat attempts to BOOT the email, but a different message comes up.} 

YOU MORONE!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CHECK ANOTHER EMAIL!
NOW I LOSE! I'M LOSING IT!

end of line.

THE CHEAT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME NOT TO CHECK ANOTHER EMAIL? {sobs as a message flashes onscreen for a split second, then fades} 

I DID YOU JERK!

THE CHEAT: {sniffs} I need some advice. Time to go ask Strong Bad! {runs offscreen. Cut to The Cheat and Strong Bad in The Field} Strong Bad, the Broken Orange Hallucinations lost! What do I do?

STRONG BAD: Lost?

THE CHEAT: Died.

STRONG BAD: Oh. Um...sorry. Well, I once heard a story of a world that wasn't Powered By The Cheat animated!

THE CHEAT: No way!

STRONG BAD: Yes way! Anyways, some non-PBTC version of me checks emails instead of you! And he got this one email that was a virus! Like yours! So he got help from Bubs and stopped the virus!

THE CHEAT: Sorry to ruin an entire potential storyline, but the Broken Orange Hallucinations already died!

STRONG BAD: Nevermind then. {The Cheat walks offscreen. Cut to The Cheat and Strong Sad in Strong Sad's Room}

THE CHEAT: Strong Sad, you seem like a depressing guy, so what do I do?

STRONG SAD: What? You haven't even told me what was wrong yet? And how'd you somehow appear in my room?

THE CHEAT: {says this quickly} I came through the air duct and left an open jar of mayo in it. You're no fun. I'm gonna go ask someone else!

{Cut to Strong Mad}

STRONG MAD: NOTHING!

{Cut to Coach Z}

COACH Z: I dorn't knor!

{Cut to Bubs}

BUBS: No idea!

{Cut to Marzipan}

MARZIPAN: What did you say?

{Cut to Homestar}

HOMESTAR: Poor computer.

{Cut to Homsar}

HOMESTAR: Eat meat for paper or plastic!

{Cut to The Cheat looking at himself in a mirror}

THE CHEAT: I should've known this wouldn't work.

THE CHEAT'S REFLECTION: Tell me about it.

{Cut back to The Cheat at his computer-less desk}

THE CHEAT: Oh well. I'm over it anyways now. The Printer, fall down and say your thing! {The Printer doesn't fall} T.P.! Fall! The Printer? {A CD hits The Cheat on the back of the head. It reads, "You need to take care of your computers better!"} I deserved that! {Another CD flies at him reading "You sure did!"} That, too!

Easter Eggs

  • Click anywhere on the screen at the end of the email and your computer gets spammed, virused, and exploded!


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