PBTC The Cheat Email/the deuce

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PBTC The Cheat Email #15 the deuce

Summary

Does the Cheat have a problem giving the deuce?

Cast

The Cheat, 1-Up, Stinkoman

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: C to the mail to the C-mail! {types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear The Cheat,
How do you give the deuce?
You don't have any fingers, so is this a problem?
Form Dinoshaur

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear the Cheat, How do you give the deuce you don't have any fingers, so is this a problem? {says "form"} form, Stegoshaurus. No, it's not a problem. See for yourself. {cut to 1-Up and The Cheat playing Go Fish in a dimly lit room}

1-UP: Hey Spottyman {Pronounces it Spottymun}, got any exties?

THE CHEAT: Go fish!

1-UP: Okay, I'll fish for pudding! {runs offscreen}

THE CHEAT: Hey Stinkoman, can you fill in for Extraman?

STINKOMAN: {walking onscreen} Sure. {sits down}

THE CHEAT: Got any sevens?

STINKOMAN: {stands up} Who is this Mysterious Seven? I shall challenge him!!

THE CHEAT: No, no. Do it after the email.

STINKOMAN: Okay. {sits down again} Go Fish! Got any deuces?

THE CHEAT: Two, actually. Here. {slides two cards across the table}

STINKOMAN: Wha? Do you realize what you just gave me? You gave me a DOUBLE DEUCE! Off to challenge Tampo and His Evil Emails! {runs offscreen. Cut to The Cheat back at his broken computer}

THE CHEAT: So Segaman, I gave my deuce, er... deuces. And now, the printer! {The printer falls down, ejecting a CD reading Click here to Email PBTC The Cheat!}

Easter Eggs

• Click the CD to Email PBTC The Cheat.