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Summary

In a five part email special, Jaro and Chorch escape to save Grundy and the whole universe.

Cast: Grundy, Dark Greggo, Green Beard, Jaro, Chorch, NachoMan, Time Lizards, Time Bear, Muffin Man, Strong Bad

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Transcript

Part 1: The Betrayal

{Fade to a dark room on the bad guy’s pirate ship. Grundy is sitting in a beanbag chair, playing what appears to be Stinkoman 20X6. The music plays for a long time, as he goes through level one.}

GRUNDY: {hums along with the music}

{Eventually, he pauses the game and begins to think.}

GRUNDY: {thinking} Man, those guys sure are being nice to me. Free food, free video games, free room, free breakfast. Maybe this place is a bed and breakfast. But that doesn’t explain why I was taken out of the abyss to come here. Maybe it’s a bed and breakfast with real good advertising. Yeah, that works.

{Begins to play again.}

GRUNDY: {thinking} What about Jaro and Chorch, and that other guy? I wonder if they’re okay. What are they gonna do without me? I know they’re lost without me. What if they’re hungry and cold…but I’m sure that winged guy will help them. But what if something bad happened to them? What if time-lizards, or time-bears attacked them?! Surely that winged guy couldn’t fend off time-lizards!

{A thought bubble appears over Grundy’s head, and shows Jaro, Chorch and NachoMan being attacked by small gray lizards. The bubble disappears.}

GRUNDY: {thinking} I should probably stop worrying. They can help themselves! Even without me, they can handle their own lives! Besides, they deserve it for being so mean to me!

{Grundy advances to Level 2.}

GRUNDY: {thinking} Still, I can’t help but remember all the good times we had. Building crappy inventions, overthrowing Tampo, checking emails, going to parties, fighting Dark Gregg—

{He pauses. The camera then cuts to a front-shot of Grundy.}

GRUNDY: Oh my gosh!!

{Sinister music plays, as the camera rises upwards, through the roof, and onto the screen of the Lappit, where the following words appear.}

Jaro Email

#30

Pure Evil

{Fade to the evil villains in the office room, having a conversation.}

DARK GREGGO: {visible only from the head} I can’t take much more of his stupid requests. It was bad enough he made us check an email nicely, but {zoom out to show he is wearing a pink dress} this is ridiculous!

{A small explosion engulfs Dark Greggo. When the smoke clears, the dress is gone.}

DARK GREGGO: I say we should just knock him out and take the shoes!

GREEN BEARD: {sarcastically}Oh, sure, we wouldn’t get arrested!

DARK GREGGO: Why are you so worried? Every cop in the world’s attention is diverted towards the temporal wave. And even if one happened to come after us, I’ve got more firepower than three times the US Army!

GREEN BEARD: Oh, shut up! Here he comes!

{Grundy runs up, sort of angry.}

GRUNDY: You!

DARK GREGGO: Me.

GRUNDY: I know exactly what’s going on!

DARK GREGGO: You do?

GRUNDY: Yes! It was right under my nose the whole time! You’re…

DARK GREGGO: {thinking} Think fast!

{Dark Greggo quickly tears a piece of Green Beard’s beard out, not leaving any visible change.}

GREEN BEARD: Ow!

{Dark Greggo sticks the hair above his mouth.}

DARK GREGGO: Alright, you caught me. I’m…Bert Stanson.

GRUNDY: Bert Stanson? Are you sure it’s not Dark Greggo?

DARK GREGGO: “Dark Greggo”? Is that even a name? No, can’t say that I know anyone named Dark Greggo. But, whoever he is, I’m sure he’s very handsome, and intelligent, and—

{Green Beard snatches the hair from Dark Greggo.}

DARK GREGGO: Gasp!

GREEN BEARD: Oh, come off it! {to Grundy} Yes, kid, he’s Dark Greggo, and I’m Green Beard.

GRUNDY: That’s okay, I don’t know who you are either.

GREEN BEARD: What?!

GRUNDY: Anyway, I know what that you’re wanted in every country in the world, and on some distant planets, for arson, plotting to overthrow the government, and LITTERING!!

DARK GREGGO: That Wendy’s wrapper was there when I got there!

GRUNDY: Next time, don’t mess with Texas! I’m going to tell every cop in the USA where you are, and you’ll be deactivated!

{Grundy turns around and begins walking away. Dark Greggo’s head opens, and a very large plasma cannon comes out.}

DARK GREGGO: Aim…

{Green Beard hits him in the back of the head.}

GREEN BEARD: Shut up, and let me handle this!

{Green Beard walks up alongside Grundy. They walk and talk.}

GREEN BEARD: Oh, Grundy?

GRUNDY: Yeah?

GREEN BEARD: Why do you want to turn us in?

GRUNDY: Because you’re evil, duh! Think about all the times you’ve been mean to my friends and me!

GREEN BEARD: How do you know that they’re your friends?

GRUNDY: Huh?

GREEN BEARD: We saw how they treated you. The yell at you, don’t they?

GRUNDY: Well, yeah. They told me I just get in the way…

GREEN BEARD: And they don’t appreciate you enough, do they?

GRUNDY: {stops walking} You know, they really don’t! I do all this work, and what do they care? NOTHING!

GREEN BEARD: And what have we done for you?

GRUNDY: You gave me food! You housed me, and did all my silly commands!

GREEN BEARD: EXACTLY! Your “friends” aren’t really your friends! They just keep you around as a meat shield! They think you’re a waste of space!

GRUNDY: But you’ve tried to kill us on more than one occasion!

GREEN BEARD: We tried to eliminate those pesky robots for you! They were just holding you back! That’s why we calculated it all, and sent you all into the future!

GRUNDY: YOU WHAT!?!?!?

GREEN BEARD: Grundy! We did it for you! We did this to finally rid you of those rats!

GRUNDY: So, you’re saying that… you’re my real friends?

GREEN BEARD: Since the beginning.

GRUNDY: {pause} I guess I have no choice…but to join you…

Part 2:The Plan

{Grundy walks into a blue room, with yellow grids on the walls, accompanied by Green Beard.}

GRUNDY: Why are we doing this again?

GREEN BEARD: To properly conquer the universe, we should have you at max power. And the only way is to train. Oh! I almost forgot.

{Green Beard walks out of the room for a minute. He comes back with a box. He places in front of Grundy.}

GRUNDY: COOOOOOOOL—What is it?

GREEN BEARD: We have noted your lack of arms.

GRUNDY: Yeah, but I can still lift things with my mind—

GREEN BEARD: Yes, we know. But to succeed in hand-to-hand combat, you must have arms of course.

{Grundy opens the box to reveal a pair of small, yellow-feathered arms, with a large strap to keep them secured to him. He puts them on. He strains a little, and the arms begin to move.}

GRUNDY: Awesome!

GREEN BEARD: Alright, do you understand how to use the arms?

GRUNDY: Yes!

GREEN BEARD: Good. We will now begin a program on the computer to create life-like images of people you know. You will attack your enemies and leave the good guys alone.

GRUNDY: Got it!

GREEN BEARD: Simulation: On!

{An image of Jaro phases in the room.}

JARO HOLOGRAM: Hey, Grundy!

GRUNDY: Hey Jaro! Been a while!

JARO: Yup. So, how’s that weather?

GRUNDY: Can’t complain.

GREEN BEARD: {offscreen} STOP!!

{The image of Jaro disappears.}

GRUNDY: What did I do?

GREEN BEARD: Obviously, you’re not quite clear on the concept. Jaro, is your enemy, right?

GRUNDY: He is?

GREEN BEARD: Remember? He treated you unfairly! He was taking advantage of you!

GRUNDY: He was?

GREEN BEARD: You don’t need him!

GRUNDY: I don’t?

GREEN BEARD: So when you see him, you’re going to pummel him like there’s no tomorrow!!

GRUNDY: I am?! Why?

GREEN BEARD: {sighs} Look, follow me.

{The two exit the room. Cut to a dimly lit room. A single chair rests under a spotlight, with a large bowl-like helmet above it. A single switch is connected to the wall, along with a computer screen and a keyboard.}

GRUNDY: Cool! What’re we doing here?

GREEN BEARD: Because your mind is immune to all of my psychology, I’ve decided to use negative reinforcement. Take a seat Grundy.

{Grundy climbs on to the enormous chair. Green Beard walks over to the computer and begins typing stuff in.}

GRUNDY: So, what am I gonna do?

GREEN BEARD: Think of it as a little game. Put the helmet on, Grundy.

GRUNDY: {puts on helmet} What’s it for? Am I gonna play virtual reality?

GREEN BEARD: Not exactly. {finishes typing} Done!

GRUNDY: Cool! It’s done loading! When does the game start?

GREEN BEARD: Now.

{Green Beard flips the switch. Two hand cuffs come out of the arm rests and hold Grundy in place.}

GRUNDY: What?!

{Suddenly, huge volts of electricity are blasted through the helmet, severely shocking Grundy. He screams in pain, while the light flashes different colors.}

GRUNDY: {screaming, trying to make out words} GHH!! MUST….FIRGTHT--- AGFHH! {huge scream}

{The electricity suddenly stops. Grundy is panting, and his feathers are wild. The hand cuffs come off and he quickly escapes.}

GRUNDY: WHAT WAS THAT?!

GREEN BEARD: All in good time, Grundy. All in good time.

GRUNDY: What are we doing next?

{Cut back to the Virtual Room.}

GRUNDY: Alright, back here. What now?

GREEN BEARD: We’re going to try this again. Computer: Jaro Imitation!

{The image of Jaro materializes into view.}

JARO HOLOGRAM: Hey Grundy! How ya doin’?

{Green Beard begins whistling}

GRUNDY: {small sparks emerge from his head} Ghh!

JARO HOLOGRAM: Huh?

GRUNDY: {Grundy’s expression suddenly changes. He get’s an evil grin, and angry eyes.}

{Grundy lunges at the hologram. He rips it to shreds, and smashes those to bits.}

GRUNDY: {pants}

GREEN BEARD: That’s all I needed to see. {claps his hands}

GRUNDY: {returns to normal} Wha—What have you done to me?!

GREEN BEARD: Since we couldn’t get you to want to destroy Jaro, we simply inserted a separate personality into your head. Whenever I whistle, he will emerge, taking complete control over you, and obeying my every command. But when I clap, you will turn to normal.

GRUNDY: You’re a madman!

GREEN BEARD: Grundy, we gave you an opportunity, but you turned us down. We’re only helping you.

{A large cage falls down, trapping Grundy.}

GRUNDY: LET ME OUT!!

GREEN BEARD: I hear nothing…

{Green Beard exits.}

{Cut to the office. Green Beard and Dark Greggo are talking.}

DARK GREGGO: Did it work?

GREEN BEARD: I designed it. So, how much closer are we to getting the treasure, and escaping the universe?

DARK GREGGO: Just as planned. We leave tomorrow night. I’ve already imagined a universe of rivers that give you ultimate power. We will go there, and all three of us will drink it.

GREEN BEARD: Three?

DARK GREGGO: Remember, Grundy?

GREEN BEARD: Ah, I thought we were going to abandon him. So, when do we abandon Muffin Man?

DARK GREGGO: Who said we were abandoning him?

GREEN BEARD: What!?

DARK GREGGO: Well, he is one of my friends, even if he does drive me to the brink of insanity. Besides, I have something planned for him…

Part 3:The First Battle(or, The Escape)

{Fade in to the Future Abyss. Jaro is pacing around nervously while Chorch sits near NachoMan.}

CHORCH: Any sign of Grundy?

JARO: Nope. I hope we weren’t to hard on him.

CHORCH: He’ll turn up eventually.

NACHOMAN: Well, there is no way to be sure of that…

JARO: {sighs}

CHORCH: I’m sure once we get to our own time, we can send NachoMan back and he can make Grundy reappear.

JARO: If he can find him.

CHORCH: Well, it’s for the best.

JARO: Huh?

CHORCH: If Grundy was here, he’d be messing things up. We can fix everything without him.

JARO: He’d probably be getting all worked up about Time Bears or Lizards.

CHORCH: Heh.

NACHOMAN: What’s so funny?

CHORCH: Time bears?

NACHOMAN: Yeah, they’re real.

JARO: What?! What are they?

NACHOMAN: In the event that time is destroyed, Time Bears and Lizards will form to inspect the area for survivors. They then obliterate them.

JARO: Why?!

NACHOMAN: Because then the people like me have to come in and fix the timeline. They don’t want universians knowing about their own universes so the can’t go to the root universe and destroy it.

CHORCH: My brain broke.

NACHOMAN: Don’t worry, it’ll make sense when it’s all over. Jaro, keep on the lookout for the bears.

{Cut to a black screen with white text “3 Hours Later”.}

NACHOMAN: Any sign of anything?

JARO: I haven’t seen anything. And, do you know how boring it is to stare into nothing for several hours?

{Pan over to an area away from Jaro. A glowing bear and two glowing lizards are looking at a map.}

BEAR: Hmm, looks like there’s no survivors. The universe creator should be showing up soon.

LIZARDS: Wait, what’s that over the horizon?!

{The three walk over to where Jaro and is. They don’t notice the others.}

BEAR: Halt! What are you still doing here?

JARO: {gasps} Guys! They—

BEAR: {interrupting} HUSH! You do know that you are not allowed to be here, right?

JARO: Man, I don’t even WANT to be here.

BEAR: I am sorry, but you are not allowed here, and you must go.

{The bear pulls a long, glowing scythe out from behind him and aims it at Jaro. Just as he’s about to fire, Jaro hops at the bear and the shot misses him. He kicks the bear in the head, but the grabs Jaro and throws him to the “ground”. The others still don’t notice.}

BEAR: We have a survivor resisting obliteration. Get him!

{The two lizards jump at Jaro, but he slides out of the way and they hit the ground. Cut to Chorch, where he turns around.}

CHORCH: Oh, CRAP! You stay here, I’ll help Jaro!

NACHOMAN: Huh?

{Chorch flies over to Jaro and grabs the one of the lizards heads.}

LIZARDS: There are others?

BEAR: Destroy them all!

{The second lizard grabs Chorch off of the other and throws him to the ground.}

LIZARD: Pest!

{Jaro comes up from behind and slams the lizard in the head. He falls down.}

LIZARD: OW!

LIZARD 2: One too two? Come on!

{Chorch grabs the Lizard’s legs and pulls him to the ground. Jaro jumps on his head and Chorch punches him in the stomach. Out of nowhere, NachoMan runs up.}

NACHOMAN: What in the name of corn is going on over here!?

BEAR: Do my eyes deceive me? Is it the lord NachoMan?

NACHOMAN: It is I.

BEAR: {kneels} I’m very sorry about this.

JARO: Get up! This isn’t 18th century Brittan!

BEAR: Sorry. Got caught up in the moment. It’s just that it’s a great honor to see the Universe Creator himself. I’m very sorry about trying to destroy these two, it’s just business.

NACHOMAN: I understand. Anyway, I’m having trouble charging my time powers, and I need to get these two back to their homes.

{The bear hands NachoMan his scythe.}

BEAR: Just program in the coordinates of the time and shoot.

NACHOMAN: Great. {NachoMan types some stuff into the scythe.} Alright guys, are you ready to go back and save your friends?

JARO: Duh.

NACHOMAN: See ya when I see ya.

{NachoMan shoots a powerful beam at the two, and in a flash, they are gone.}

NACHOMAN: Which won’t be very long from now..

BEAR: Huh?

NACHOMAN: {starts programming in stuff} I have one last thing to do…

{Fade into darkness.}

Part 4:The Second Battle(or, The Death)

{Cut to Jaro and Chorch in the Z-boat. They’re looking around.}

JARO: I can’t find the Lappit anywhere.

CHORCH: Did you forget that it was sucked in to the dimensional portal? And, why are we so worried about the computer when you should be worried about what happened to Grundy?

JARO: Meh, I’m sure NachoDude will come along soon and fix everything. In the meantime, we should be checking an email. We haven’t been checking one in a week!

CHORCH: Wait…the email… the computer… the Grundy…Hasn’t it been really bad for us lately? Who would do this to us?

{The two robots look over to the package from Pirate Virus. The return address reads Dark Greggo’s address and his name. The two look at each other.}

{Cut to the Z-Boat racing through the sea.}

JARO: How can you have an address on a boat?

CHORCH: You’re obviously outdated. Today’s postage has special trackers that tell you exactly where the house is. We’re almost to the boat.

{The ship pulls up to Green Beard’s boat, which is docked at a small island. A small heli-pad on the top of the boat has a light smoke coming off. The boat stops and a bridge extends from the Z-Boat. Cut to the view of the inside. Jaro and Chorch burst in, with lasers in hand.}

JARO: Freeze, Dark Greggo!!

{Cut to a wide view of the room. No one is there.}

CHORCH: They’re not here.

{Cut to a bathroom. Jaro peeks in.}

JARO: Hello?

CHORCH: Face it, they’re not here.

JARO: Wait! LOOK!

{Cut to a table. The Lappit rests on it, and email on its screen.}

Dear Jaro,
In the chance that you somehow escaped from the abyss, I’ve decided to
warn you.
If you even think about trying to save Grundy and stop our plan, we will kill you.
Sincerely,
Dark Greggo.

CHORCH: We don’t even know what his plan is!

JARO: Where would Dark Greggo go?

CHORCH: Maybe on that island outside.

JARO: Hush.

{The two get out of the boat and walk out of the boat. They start walking on the island.}

CHORCH: Hey, footprints!

{There are four sets of footprints in the sand.One of the sets (Grundy’s, shown by the shoe imprints) tries to escape the group at one point, and two of the other sets chase after them, and soon, Grundy’s footprints are back in line.}

JARO: Hmm…

{Cut to another area of the island. Dark Greggo and Green Beard are digging while Grundy is tied to a tree.}

GRUNDY: Bah! Your plan will never work! I’ll chew through the rope!

GREEN BEARD: You don’t have teeth.

GRUNDY: What??! My life is a lie!

GREEN BEARD: Don’t make me shock you.

DARK GREGGO: Now, I’m going to go over the plan one more time. We leave this universe and head for the Dimension of Ultimate Power. Then, we travel to random universes to destroy them and capture the survivors.

GREEN BEARD: How do we know this would work? Wouldn’t the Masters of the MultiVerse not allow it?

DARK GREGGO: You only live once. Besides, we’ll have ultimate power. Who’s to stop us?

GRUNDY: HELP!

GREEN BEARD: Shut up! {Green Beard grabs a small device, similar to a taser, and shocks Grundy.}

GRUNDY: YAAAA!!!

{Cut to the other side of the island.}

JARO: That sounds like Grundy!

{The two hop/float to the other side of the island. The find the bad guys and Grundy in the middle of the clearing.}

JARO: You!

DARK GREGGO: I had a feeling you might return.

GREEN BEARD: I’m sorry I doubted you, Greggo.

JARO: You’re dead!

CHORCH: What?! They’re both heavily armed and dangerous!

JARO: Oh, right. Well! I’ll call the cops!

CHORCH: They stopped taking our calls LONG ago.

DARK GREGGO: This will be fun…

JARO: Chorch! Grab Grundy and let’s bolt!

{Suddenly, Green Beard begins to whistle. Grundy get’s the same evil expression that he had earlier. He bursts out of the ropes and stares at the heroes.}

JARO: What the?!

DARK GREGGO: Meet Dark Grundy.

CHORCH: What an original name..

DARK GREGGO: He’s programmed to obey our every command, and to destroy anyone who even LOOKS like you.

GREEN BEARD: Why, Dark Greggo, it looks like we have some company.

DARK GREGGO: Sic ‘em!

{Grundy leaps at Jaro and Chorch, but they quickly dodge him, and he slides into the dirt.}

DARK GREGGO: Uh-oh. You made him angry now.

{Grundy, out of nowhere, delivers rapid punches to Jaro. Chorch comes from behind and smacks him in the head.}

JARO: Chorch! Think of something!

CHORCH: Uh…

{Chorch grabs a coconut off the ground. Grundy get’s up and snarls. Chorch tosses the coconut, but Grundy ducks. It hits Dark Greggo right between the eyes.}

DARK GREGGO: Why you…!

{DG’s head opens, and a large laser gun comes out. He begins firing blindly, barley missing Jaro and Chorch.}

DARK GREGGO: Hold still!

GREEN BEARD: STOP!

{It’s too late. Dark Greggo fires a shot, which misses Jaro and hits Grundy. He falls dead.}

JARO: GRUNDY!!

{Jaro bounces up to Grundy. The song Perfect Day begins to play. Jaro begins to "cry". The music and screen fades out.}

{Same part, same scene.}

JARO: He’s gone… My best friend…

CHORCH: Hey!

DARK GREGGO: Oh, dear. It looks like you’re still alive. Well, I guess we’ll have to resort to plan B.

JARO: B?!

{A loud thump is heard. From the shadows, two red eyes emerge.}

CHORCH: What the—

{Suddenly, a large metallic leg slams down in front of Jaro. The camera pans up revealing…a large muffin. Muffin Man looks much fiercer than normal and has large jagged teeth.}

DARK GREGGO: Meet Muffin Man 2.0! I took everything that was wrong with the old MM, and made it better!

JARO: AHHH!!

{Two laser beams shoot out from the Muffin. Jaro and Chorch run for it, and Muffin kicks Jaro at a tree. Then, he grabs Chorch by his hands and throws him at the tree too. He knocks the tree over, but the two bolt. At that time, he shoots a net from his mouth that the two avoid. Jaro trips, however, and brings Chorch down with him. The two are now cornered.}

GREEN BEARD: Muffin! Keep them alive for another minute.

DARK GREGGO: Huh?

GREEN BEARD: I just want to sit here and admire the cowering little pukes over there. It makes me feel all warm inside.

JARO: {thinking} Jeeze, all we do is destroy the guy’s body, and he goes to these extremes? {suddenly, a sound similar to an approaching aircraft appears} Hey, what the—

{Suddenly, out of nowhere, Poopsmith drops from the sky.}

POOPSMITH: AAAAAAAHHHH!!

DARK GREGGO: What??!

{Poopsmith strikes his shovel straight into Muffin Man’s head, causing electrical disturbances.}

GREEN BEARD: Run!

JARO: Poopsmith! You saved us!

CHORCH: Of course, you also caused Muffin to start exploding, so you doomed us too.

JARO: Grab Grundy and run!

{Poopsmith carries Grundy on his back and they quickly run from the area. Dark Greggo continues standing there, staring at Muffin Man.}

DARK GREGGO: {whispering} I don’t understand…I planned every single way this plan could turn. How did they possibly—

{And, just like that, Muffin Man explodes, engulfing much of the screen. Cut to the other side of the island. The guys are sitting (excluding Grundy) on the side of the island.}

JARO: How did you know to come save us?

POOPSMITH: I don’t know. I just suddenly got this urge to come here.

{A huge flash appears. When it clears, NachoMan is standing in front of them.}

NACHOMAN: I never let the bad guy win.

JARO: What do you mean? Green Beard got away and that time distortion is coming!

NACHOMAN: Green Beard has been transported to a jail in north Prance.

CHORCH: Didn’t you say your powers were limited while you were in your universe.

NACHOMAN: I lied.

ALL: WHAT??!??!

NACHOMAN: Where’s the fun in something if it’s easy?

JARO: Well, you still have to explain why you haven’t stopped the bubble.

NACHOMAN: Poopsmith, it’s time to go.

POOPSMITH: Go?!

NACHOMAN: I have to change you back to the way you were, to the time you were in.

POOPSMITH: So my life as a major character is over?!

NACHOMAN: I’m afraid so.

POOPSMITH: NOOO!!

NACHOMAN: Think of it this way; You’ll always be a main character in our hearts.

{NachoMan waves his hand, changing Poopsmith back to his official version. He holds up a sign reading “Well, see ya!”. NachoMan then teleports him away.}

CHORCH: So, what about that stuff they were looking for?

NACHOMAN: Infinite treasure. Every universe has one, I just like to mess with people. I’ve also re-hidden the treasure so no one finds it soon.

JARO: What about the plotholes?

NACHOMAN: Leave those to me.

{Cut to the other side of the island. Green Beard is being led away in handcuffs.}

GREEN BEARD: {thinking} Poor Greggo. He couldn’t escape with his life.

{Fade out}

Part 5:The Reunion

{Fade in to Jaro Chorch and Grundy on Dark Greggo’s boat. They have the Lappit, and Grundy is alive.}

JARO: We never got a chance to thank NachoMan for bringing Grundy back.

{Suddenly, an email pops up.}

You’re welcome.
-NachoMan

{Grundy and Chorch smile.}

LAPPIT: System scans are complete. No files were harmed while I was in Dark Greggo’s possession, and I was able to retrieve the emails he checked. Further scans reveal something sad, though.

JARO: What?

LAPPIT: The split personality is still in Grundy’s head.

ALL: WHAT?!

JARO: Quick, get it out!

LAPPIT: I can’t. Green Beard apperantly has his own software and it is incompatible with my systems.

{Pause}

CHORCH: Well, what’re ya gonna do?

GRUNDY: It all worked out in the end! Hey, what’s this button do?

{Grundy presses a button on the boat’s dashboard.}

JARO AND CHORCH: NO!

{A missle fires from the boat and hits Jaro’s boat.}

GRUNDY: Uh…well, at least it can’t get any worse.

{The camera pans upwards. It moves back into the island, and then goes underground. There, lies a chunk of Dark Greggo’s head. It’s eyes open, glowing red. The camera quickly pans out to Strong Bad’s basement, where NachoMan and Strong Bad are.}

NACHOMAN: So, what do you think of my 30th email idea?

STRONG BAD: Eh, too many plotholes. The ideas and ending are uncreative, and it looks rushed. And you should’ve had a music video or two in there.

{NachoMan begins typing on his computer.}

NACHOMAN: {typing} Music video? What does this guy think this is, MTV? Well, I guess that’s what you expect from a stuck up wrestle-man. I gotta go. Stay cool, juys.

{NachoMan gets up and leaves. The paper comes down reading “Click here to email Jaro”.}

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