Other Character Email Jaro/sued

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The bighouse.

CAST:Jaro, Chorch, Grundy, Cops, Tough Guys, Teen

SUMMERY:The trio go to jail.

LINES:58

TRANSCRIPT

JARO: Great. We just put Tampo in a trash can. We're gonna get sold for scrap.

GRUNDY: Mabey an email will get your mind off it.

Dear Jaro,
Some people pronounce your name as Jar-o.
Some people pronounce your name as Jay-ro.
Because of that, there's a big war going on
on Planet Webster. If you don't do something fast,
the Planet Agencies will sue you big time, dawg.

-Sayo-Sham-Sam

CHORCH: War? Ha ha ha, puny human, we-

JARO: Actually, most humans are taller than us.

CHORCH: {Looks at Jaro annoyed.} Thanks.

JARO: Anyway Sayo, there are no Planet Agencies. But there is the Universal Planet Association.

GRUNDY: Those guys are hard core.

JARO: So...another bad email. What do we do?

GRUNDY: Lets eat nachos!!!

CHORCH: I'll get the taste headsets! {Floats off.}

{Screen fades out. When it fades in, Chorch and Jaro have Greggo like hats on, and the trio are eating nachos.}

JARO:.......Good nachos....

GRUNDY:.......Thanks. {A long pause. Suddenly, an explosion appears, and when the smoke clears, about ten cops dressed in armor, and some cyborgs barge in.}

COP: FREEZE!! This is the U.P.A.!You are under arrest!

JARO: Oh crap! Lets get out of here!! {They try to run, but a huge net captures them. A cop starts pulling them away and another starts talking to them.}

ANOTHER COP: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney...{Fade out.}

{Fade in to the trio in a jail cell. Grundy is playing a harmonica.}

JARO: {Sigh.} I can't belive this is happening to us. All because people don't know how to pronounce my name.

COP: {Offscreen.} One phone call, punk. {Hands Jaro a phone.}

JARO: Who do we call?

GRUNDY: I got an idea! {Grabs the phone and calls someone.} Hello? Hi!...Yeah, number 3.....we're at the space jail. See you. {Gives the phone to the cop.}

JARO: Who did you call?

GRUNDY: You'll see.

{A montage starts. The music from the "You're a girl" montage starts. First it shows the trio in line for food. They are wearing hair nets and Chorch has a tattoo of a carton of milk. They are holding lunch trays and a guard dumps chili on there tray, and Grundy turns green. Cut to the trio exersising. Chorch is trying to lift a wieght about 50 times his size. When he lifts it, his arms break off, and the wieght crushes him. Then it shows Jaro making liscense plates. A couple of big guys walk up behind him and punch him offscreen. Cut back to their cell.}

JARO: {Has a razor stuble under his visor.} When is that guy you called coming?

GRUNDY: Here he is!

{A pimple faced teen comes up holding a box.}

TEEN: Pizza delivery for Grundy. {Hands Grundy the box.}

GRUNDY: Thanks. Just put it on my account.

JARO: A PIZZA!? You used our only phone call to order a pizza?!

GRUNDY: Watch this. HEY GUARD! {A guard walks up. Grundy throws the pizza in is face and steals his keys.} HA!

JARO: That joke is cheesey. {Drums are heard.} Okay, lets just get out of here. {They run off. Cut to the outside of the building.}

GRUNDY: Lets steal this police hover car!

JARO: Won't that get us in more trouble?

GRUNDY: Well uh...you're ugly. OOH!

CHORCH AND GRUNDY: BURNED!!!! {The word 'burned appears behind them.}

JARO: Yeah... Lets go. {They get in the police craft and fly off.}

CHORCH: Wait, do we know how to fly this thing?

JARO: No, I'm just wingin' it. {Pulls a random lever.}

{Cut to the outside view. Millions of other police hover cars are following them.}

GRUNDY: Uh oh. We got company.

JARO: Grundy, that phrase has been done to death. Lets just floor it. {In a cloud of smoke, the trio are gone. The smoke has the words "Click here to email Jaro"}

EASTER EGGS

  • Click on "Jaro" to see why the cops arrested Jaro.

{Some cops are sitting around a table.}

COP: Did you hear about the Jair-oh?

ANOTHER COP: Uh, his name is "Jar-oh".

COP: JAIR-OH!

ANOTHER COP: JAR-OH!

COP: We'll have to arrest him.

FUN FACTS

  • "Did you hear about the Jair-oh?" is a referance to a thing I would say to my sister alot. I would say. "Did you hear about the Sarah? Sure was barra." and she would get all mad.
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