Other Character Email Jaro/bouncing

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CAST:Jaro, Grundy, Chorch, Store Guy, Man

SUMMERY:Chorch is determened to take the winning cap from Grundy.

LINES:133

TRANSCRIPT

{Jaro is asleep. His bottom sections are in his top section, and his visor is playing ping pong. The camera moves out of his room and into the hallway where Grundy is standing.}

GRUNDY: Sssh. {Closes door.} Sorry folks, but Jaro is taking a vacation, and can't answer an email. So, insted of the usuall, today will be Grundy Emails!!!

CHORCH: And me. I am not on vacation.

GRUNDY: Yeah. Anyway, lets get to email checking!

To small minion,
How high can you bounce? I hear there
are some bounce extenders you can buy
at any local "Minion Accessories" store.

The small minions are always the best,
Super Sam

GRUNDY: Oh, there aren't ANY local Minion Accessories Stores, there's THE Minion Accessories Store. That place is Da Bomb!

CHORCH: I go there every week to get my claws polished.

GRUNDY: Yeah..the sad part is, is that there's only one in the intire galaxy. And no imitations are good. I know, I've tryed.

{Cut to the minion trio at a poorly made booth. A green Jaro is at the counter.}

GREEN JARO: I need like a new spring.

JARO: Here. {Hands him a pen spring.}

GREEN JARO:I think this looks like a pen spring.

JARO: I need, I want, it's not always about you pal!

{Cut back to Grundy and Chorch.}

GRUNDY: You know, it's been a while since we've gotten pampered.

CHORCH: I would like to go to. X-5, teleport us to The Minion Accessories Store.

X-5: Yes.

{In a flash, the trio are gone. Cut to the Minion Accessories Store. It is a fantastic place with huge hot tubs of oil for robots, and roller skating rinks and movie theaters and all kinds of stuff. Grundy and Chorch go up to the counter.}

STORE GUY: What can I do ya for?

CHORCH: {To Grundy} What should we get?

GRUNDY: I'm gonna go swim. Do whatever.

CHORCH: I'd like one bottle of Ekersbys Oil please!

STORE GUY: Here you are. {Hands Chorch a bottle.}

CHORCH: Thanks. {Starts floating away.}

STORE GUY: Wait!

CHORCH: What? {Turns around.}

STORE GUY: Did you here about the BIG prize?

CHORCH: {Eyes get big.} No.

STORE GUY: Well, on the inside of the cap on 5 bottles of Ekersbys Oil, there if it says "Winner" you get..

CHORCH: YES!!!????

STORE GUY: A trip to Ekersbys Oil factory.

CHORCH: I've got to win that contest! {Unscrews the cap on his bottle and reads whats under it.} Sorry, you lose. {Stops reading} Ugh!! I'd like to buy 50 bottles!

STORE GUY: Kay. {Chorch hands him some money and the guy gives him a box of bottles.}

CHORCH: {Takes a bottle, and reads whats under the cap every time.} Sorry, you lose. {Takes another bottle.} Sorry, you lose. {Screen fades out. Fade in to Chorch. About 300 empty bottles are sitting around him, and he reads the last one.} Sorry, you lose. UGG! I opened 300 bottles and I didn't win!!!

STORE GUY: Want to buy another crate.

CHORCH: I can't..

STORE GUY: Why not?

CHORCH:Because I don't have any more MONEY!!!!!!

{Grundy runs up.}

GRUNDY: You spent all of your money trying to win? Whats so great about oil?

CHORCH: Oh, it's the greatest thing ever! It tastes so great!!!!!

GRUNDY: May I try some?

CHORCH: Sure. {Hands Grundy one of the bottles.}

GRUNDY: This one hasn't been opened.

CHORCH: Who cares? You're not gonna win.

{Grundy unscrews the cap and reads whats on the bottom.}

GRUNDY: Congrats. You have won a trip to meet Ekersby, and tour his oil factory.

CHORCH: WHAT!!!!!?????

GRUNDY: I won!

CHORCH: Y-You can't win! I like Ekersbys oil more than you!

GRUNDY: We'll see about that! {Drinks the bottle of oil, and starts to gag.} Ugh! Blech! Opmat! This tastes terrible!

CHORCH: So..why don't you give me that cap?

GRUNDY: No way! I'm gonna keep this cap so I can see Mr. Ekersby and complain to him that his oil sucks!

CHORCH: Don't do that! He'll close the factory or something!

GRUNDY: Well is that my fault?

CHORCH: YES!

GRUNDY: Oh. Well, whats the worst that could happen?

CHORCH: A rampaging mob of robots could come and rip you limb from limb.

GRUNDY: Pff. I've lived through worse.

CHORCH: Grundy, you're my friend,{Camera starts closing up.} but I will do everything in my power to get that cap!

GRUNDY: Oh yeah? {Swallows the cap.} How do you like- {Starts choking.} Ack! HAAK! HAAK! {Coughs it up.} Gasp! Okay, plan B. Put it in a safe place.

CHORCH: I will get that cap.

GRUNDY: Then how come you don't have it?

CHORCH: It's only been 2 seconds.

GRUNDY: 2 seconds, or 2 seconds?

CHORCH: Whats the diffrence?

GRUNDY: Nothing.

{Cut back to the Z-ship. Chorch and Jaro are next to a closed door.}

JARO: So why are we trying to steal his bottle cap?

CHORCH: So I can meet Ekersby and drink some oil.

JARO: {Pause} What if I want to go meet Ekersby and drink oil?

CHORCH: For the sake of the mission, lets pretend you don't.

JARO: Whatever man. I'm gonna go buy some oil. {Bounces off.}

CHORCH: Fine! Who needs you! I can steal that cap myself!

GRUNDY: Who's cap? Why are you standing in front of my room?

CHORCH: I'm gonna steal that cap!

GRUNDY: Luckily, I hid the cap in a place you'll never find it! Now I'm gonna go grocery shopping. {Holds up a list.} Bye. {Walks away.}

CHORCH: Heh heh. {Pulls out a saw, and before cutting the door, easily pushes it open. He drops the saw and goes inside.} Lets get to work.

{Opens a drawer. He looks inside and pulls out 2 corn chips and a glue stick. He looks closer at the glue stick to see a red goop growing on the side. He quickly drops it and moves somewhere else. He is now looking near the bed. He looks under it and shines a flashlight. About 30 roaches come out and scatter around him. Very quickly, random scenes of Chorch in Grundys room play untill it shows him lying on the floor. Grundy comes in.}

GRUNDY: Tisk tisk.

CHORCH: I can't take it anymore! Please Grundy! Give me the cap!

{Jaro comes in.}

JARO: I found a winning cap!

CHORCH: NOOOOO!!!! Please Grundy!

GRUNDY: No.

CHORCH: Please.

GRUNDY: No.

CHORCH: PLEASE.

GRUNDY: Okay. {Lifts up his shoe and pulls the cap off. He hands it to Chorch.}

CHORCH: Yippee! I'm gonna meet Ekersby! I'm gonna meet Ekersby! {Cut to Chorch, Jaro and other robots standing in front of a huge building.} I'm gonna meet Ekers-

{A man comes and puts a sign that says "Closed" on the doors.}

CHORCH: Closed!? Why!?

MAN: Repairs. We had to stop the thing all together.

CHORCH: So my cap is worthless?

MAN: Pretty much pal.

JARO: Well Chorch, it just goes to show you.

CHORCH: What?

JARO: I don't know. Lets go home. {They leave. Cut back to the X-5. It displays the message:}

Click here to email Jaro.

EASTER EGGS

  • Click on Grundys shopping list to see it.

It reads: 1. Egs 2. Soda 3. Pi 4. Mlik 5. Chez

FUN FACTS

  • Pi is a long string of numbers starting with 3.14.
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