Other Character Email Jaro/questions

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CAST:Jaro, Grundy, Chorch, Poopsmith, Trickster, The Unguraits, Kyle, The Unguraits enemys, Young Grundy, People, Nebulon {Easter Egg}, Other Grundies{Easter Egg}

SUMMERY:A bad email? Jaro can answer it!

LINES:Saddly, 81

Contents

TRANSCRIPT

JARO: Email, la la la, email.

Dear Bouncy, Springy Thing,
Have you ever heard of Sidekick Bob? Or Kyle?
Hey! Do you shoe? He does. Also, 2 x Y? Answer, do you?
Well, this has been hats for doors with news!
Dear Jaro,

JARO: Ugg. You people can't write good emails anymore, can you?

GRUNDY: Look at this mess.

JARO: X-5, simplify.

X-5: Simplifying. Please wait.

JARO: If we have to simplify an email more than one time, then thats a problem. I mean, who sends these?

{Cut to a pimple-faced 22 year old fat kid at a computer. Pizza boxes and soda cans litter the floor.}

PIMPLE-FACED 22 YEAR OLD: Heh heh {Snort}. This'll confuse um'.

WOMAN: {Offscreen.} Harold! Time for dinner!!

PIMPLE-FACED 22 YEAR OLD: Coming ma!! {Gets up and leaves. Cut back to the trio.}

CHORCH: Heh. Thats probaly the guy who sent us the email.

X-5: Hard drive frazzled. Cannot simplify email.

{The Poopsmith runs in, wet and with a bath towel below his waste.}

THE POOPSMITH: I was taking a shower and then the water stopped!

{A small chip flies out of the CD rom drive of the X-5 and bounces off The Poopsmiths head.}

THE POOPSMITH: Yeah...I'm gonna go...place. {Walks off.}

X-5: Sorry about that.

JARO: I guess we'll have to simplify it ourselves....So, have we me Sidekick Bob? Yeah. He was a great guy...but then he betrayed us and became a jerk.

GRUNDY: We knew the Trickster too. Back when he was a Jaro anyway.

{Cut to the trio standing infront of another Jaro, the Trickster.}

TRICKSTER: I'm loyal to Tampo, but even more loyal to The Master.

GRUNDY: Yeah...can we talk about something else, like sports?

TRICKSTER: Did you know that The Masters favorite food is corn on the cob?

JARO: W-Whats that thing on your back?

TRICKSTER: Huh? {His top section turns around to see his back. A purple glob is clinging to his back, and throbing.} Oh, thats been there.

CHORCH: Go away.

{Cut back to the trio.}

JARO: And do we know Kyle? Yeah. We met him when we went time traveling. Get ready for..

ALL: DELETED SCENES!!!!

{Cut to the trio in 2005, again, flying through the air. They land in front of a house.}

JARO: I hate this running gag. Lets see whos in here. {They push the door open and go inside. The Unguraits are answering an email.}

UNGURAIT #1: Are you Kyle?

KYLE: I'm right here!

UNGURAIT #2: Hi!

KYLE: Hi?

{Every one of the Unguraits enemys comes in.}

ENEMYS: You said the SECRET WORD!

KYLE: What do I win!

ENEMYS: Absolutly nothing!!

JARO: Yeesh, Kyle, how do you live with such a big cast?

KYLE: I ignore them. You should get out before you get put in the cast.

{Cut back to the trio.}

JARO: Yeah..next question. What is shoe? I don't know. This is more of a question for Grundy. Take it away.

GRUNDY: I take it you're wondering about my shoes. If you're not, I never said I cared. {Fade to young Grundy. He is smaller, cuter, and has no shoes, but legs similar to Brodys.}

GRUNDY: {Voiceover.} I was doing my daily run, when I heard alot of noise. {A question mark appears above Grundys head. He runs off. Cut to some town square, where there is a line of people.} I wanted to see what the comotion was about. {Grundy walks up to someone.} I asked him what was going on.

GRUNDY: Whats going on?

MAN: Haven't you heard? Legend has it, that whoever can pull the last slice of pizza from the box, is all powerful, and all knowing. Many have tried, and all have failed.

GRUNDY: {Voiceover.} I thought, I might as well give it a shot. {Grundy gets in line.} After waiting a long time, it was my turn. {Grundy runs up to the box, to see a lone slice of pizza in it.} I pulled with all my strength, and it came off!

GRUNDY: {Pulls untill it falls off.} I did it!

MAN: {Offscreen} We losened it up for you!

GRUNDY: Does this meen I get to be ruler?

MAN: No! That was just a legend! You only get to eat the pizza.

GRUNDY: Awesome!! {Eats it.}

GRUNDY: {Voiceover. Everything he says happens.} Suddenly, I flew into the air! A bright light went around me! When it disappeared, and I fell down, I had some cool shoes!

MAN: Nice shoes!

GRUNDY: Thanks.

GRUNDY: {Voiceover.} Soon, all the other Grundys started copying my style!

{Cut back to the trio.}

JARO: Wait, wait wait. I don't remember that! Where were we?

GRUNDY: You were vacationing in Reno!

JARO: Oh yeah..{Typing} Well whoever, there you go. Everyone copyed Grundys style. Oh, and to answer your last question..I don't care. Get a life.

Click here to email Jaro.
And give him something good.

EASTER EGGS

  • Click on "Style" to see Nebulon.

EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT

{Nebulon is surrounded with green and pink Grundies. He is looking happy. An intercom blares.}

INTERCOM: Attention! Attention! Nebulons style is out! Grundys style is in!

{All the Grundies mumble and take off the green and pink clothes. Nebulon looks sad.}

INTERCOM: Get out of here Nebulon. No one likes your style.

{A Greggo walks up.}

GREGGO: Aw..do you want me to play the worlds smallest violin?

NEBULON: ROOOOAAAARRR!! {Shoots fire at Greggo, burning him to a crisp.}

FUN FACTS

  • The easter egg continues a running gag, of Greggos getting hurt.
  • The "Deleted Scene" is a referance to OCE The Unguraits.
  • Sidekick Bob and The Trickster are from OCE Tampo.
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