Other Character Email Jaro/comic

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CAST:Jaro, Grundy, Chorch, Police, Greggo, Tampo.

SUMMERY: Jaro writes a comic.

LINES: The world may never know

TRANSCRIPT

{A cop spaceship is flying through space, carefully dodging laser beams from other ships. Camera switches to inside the ship, where Jaro is carfully piloting.}

JARO: Geeze! Don't these guys ever stop?!

GRUNDY: This thing has a DVD player in the back.

JARO: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!!

CHORCH: If I could interject. {Points foward. The trio are about to carsh into a meteor.}

JARO: Hang on! {The ship quickly moves out of the way, and the other ships crash into it.}

GRUNDY: Great...we just injured a bunch of cops.

{Cut to the computer room. No one is there. Suddenly, trio come in.}

JARO: Yeah..lets check email.

Dear Jaro...
Make a comic of yourself
doing awesome stuff... like
killing Stinkoman perhaps and
becoming the top Jaro/Chorch/
bird-thingy in the world.
- Joshua

JARO: {Reading} Dear Jaro, dot dot dot. Make a comic of yourself doing awesome stuff dot dot dot. Like killing Stinkoman, or becoming the top Jaro slash Chorch slash, bird-thingy-

GRUNDY: BIRD THINGY?! What the crap?!

JARO: {Reading}...in the world. Slash Joshua. {Typing.} Cool. A GREAT IDEA JOSHUA! I wish I thought of it. I will make a comic..about me....being the best...and possibly killing Stinkoman. {Clears screen.} Allthough I really don't hate Stinkoman. But, Tampo orders me too. Allright. Commence comic making!

{Everything said is in balloons, and everything is also said out load by Jaro. It shows the cover of the comic, which has Jaro, Chorch and Grundy in robes and jewelry.}

JARO: {Voice over.} The adventures of the Minion Trio! Numbuh 1! The day they over threw Tampo!

{Shows Jaro, Chorch and Grundy in a field. Everything is poorly drawn by Jaro.}

JARO: Lets do. Stuff.

CHORCH: What stuff shall we do?

JARO: We shall go to the moon!

{A Greggo walks up.}

GREGGO: Hey guys. Can I come?

JARO: Okay.

{The team jump into a poorly drawn rocket and bast off.}

GRUNDY: We're, we're going.

{They land.}

JARO: WE'RE ON THE MOON!!

{Nebulon walks up.}

JARO: Get out of here Nebulon. No one likes your style.

{Nebulon shoots fire, burning Greggo to a crisp.}

GREGGO: I'm dead. DEAD!

JARO: Lets visit Tampo.

{They walk towards the lunar warehouse.}

TAMPO: Oh. No. They're here to kill me.

JARO: {Grows huge muscles.}

TAMPO: I'm dead.

{Jaro pounds Tampo to the ground.}

TAMPO: I wish I still had lungs. {Death}

JARO: I rule.

{Cut back to the real world.}

GRUNDY: And thats how we became rulers of Planet K.

JARO: Sorry, it was only a comic.

GRUNDY: Oh...I'm gonna go take a bath.

JARO: So, until next time... yeah, you know.

{The words "Click here to email Jaro" appear.}

EASTER EGGS

  • None

FUN FACTS

  • "I wish I still had lungs" is Tampos quote from the Stinkomanuel.
  • There is another reference of Greggos being hurt.
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