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Weclome to Jaro's email inbox. Send your emails under the line. Please make them:

1. Use the correct blockquote, with yellow font tags. In case you don't know, it looks like this:

Subject:Something

This is how it should look.

2. Please fill in the subject headline. I don't like making them up.
3. Use the preview button before sending your email. I can't tell you how many times the page got screwed up because of that (although, it could've been faulty HTML, but that's not important!) 4. If I like your email, I'll use it. If I need to modify it a little or a lot to make it fit in, don't get mad.

EMAIL HIM HERE!

Subject:Good/Bad

Dearest Jaro, Chorch, and Chicken man,
I have some good news and bad news,
The good news is that you've just won
$10000000000!!!! The bad news, YOU"VE
ONLY GOT 5 MINUETS TO GET IT!!!!!!!
So come to "Back Alley Dealings" to
get it.
From,
Lair Larry True tom.

Subject:time travel

Jaro,
This is the Time Master HQ, and we were kind of wondering if you could travel back in time for a secret mission. You see, all holes leading to the past or future have been blocked, except for one leading to some alternate future. Only a Jaro can go through this time-hole, so you must go to this future and find out the cause of the blockage.

Thank you,
-1-Up, Jaro Apartments

Subject: English! Haha!

Dear Jaro, It's a choose your own adventure email!
Do you either want to:
A: Delete this email
B: Climb the mountains of the Andes
C: Download the secret gold bars
D: Hit people with a frying pan.

Answer in the next 5 days and:
A: Win big bucks.
B: Win big dollars.
C: Win a Plasma Tv.
D: Win a Cookie.

Thanks,
Spyrox6

Subject:Icy land

Ello' Jayro.
Has you been to that icy land? With An ice machine???
Or the moon!?!?! OR THAT MYSTERIOUS FOREST!?!?!!!!!!!!
You should go there.
From
DJ. Uggsterr.

Subject:Paranormal

Hello brethren!
What do you know about the paranormal?
Tin-Foil-Hat Guy

Subject:clones

Sup trio,
You guys got clones?
Cause there's some guys
causing a ruckus that look
and awful lot like you. They say
they're you. Just wondering
because I want to know if I should
murder all of you or not.
Best wishes,
Trogador

Subject:missing

Hey, juys!
What would you do if one of your friends just went missing? NEEDING help,
Hardhat runner
P.S. If you can help, get these things.

Hey

Dear Jaro,

12

Flowers

Dear Jaro,

do you like flowers oi like flowers

School

Dear Jaro,

Bakc to school special tiiiiiime!

Cease and desist

Dear Mr/Ms. Jaro
It has come to our attention
that you have engaged in unlawful
downloading of music tracks. We'll be
seeing you in court.
Hugs and kisses,

The RIAA