Other Character Email Jaro/stinkomian rhapsody

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As some of you know, NachoMan is a big Queen fan. So, I decided to combine my two favorite things: Queen and Homestar Runner to make a music video called "Stinkomian Rhapsody"! Enjoy, and hope that some day, this might get animated.

The Goings On

Lyrics	The Happenings
Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy ? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality	Fade in to a black screen. Lightly visible silhouettes of 1-Up, Mechanic Joe and Pan-Pan are seen.
Open your eyes	The silhouettes turn into the characters they represent, and they open their eyes.
Look up to the skies and see	They all look to the top of the screen and the camera slowly pans up, revealing Stinkoman, standing in the black with his eyes closed.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy	Stinkoman sings these lyrics.
Because I'm easy come, easy go	It cuts to a new section of black. Stinkoman runs onscreen on “easy come” and runs out on “easy go”.
A little high, little low	Stinkoman jumps into the air on “high” and falls offscreen on “low”.
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,	Liekand appears, taking up most of the screen. He slowly moves from right to left.
To me	Stinkoman appears, kneeling in the center of the screen.
Mama, just killed a man	Stinkoman mouths most of this sequence. After he says “Mama”, he opens his eyes, still singing.
Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead	Fade to a screen of Stinkoman with his Double Deuce buster against a Poorbt’s head. On “trigger”, he shoots an attack, blowing the Poorbt offscreen.
Mama, life had just begun. But now I've gone and thrown it all away	Cut back to Stinkoman kneeling. He says the lyrics. On “gone”, he faces up, and on “thrown”, he throws his arms up.
Mama, ooo.Didn't mean to make you cry. If I'm not back again this time tomorrow	Stinkoman stands up and voices these lyrics.
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters	Stinkoman runs offscreen.
{Piano solo}	Mechanic Joe plays the piano solo.
Too late, my time has come	Stinkoman is kneeling again, and says the lyrics.
Sends shivers down my spine. Body's aching all the time	Stinkoman does his shivering animation, and freezes to square. On “aching”, the ice breaks and he does his “hurt” animation.
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth	Stinkoman is standing up, and voicing the lyrics to 1-Up and Pan Pan, who are standing on the right of the screen. Stinkoman turns around and leaves. 1-Up starts crying.
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows).I don't want to die.I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all	Stinkoman is now much larger, and is in the bottom-left corner of the screen. On “anyway the wind blows”, a little ghost 1-Up appears in the top-right corner and says it, then disappears. Stinkoman grows more intense and starts shrinking, and moving towards the center of the screen. On “never been born at all”, he is in the center, and is facing the ground.
{awesome guitar solo}	Stinkoman stays in the center of the screen, as another “ghost” 1-Up appears in the same place it was before, now holding a guitar. At certain parts of the solo, more 1-Ups appear; one for each corner of the screen, and near the end—One overlapping Stinkoman. After that one appears, each intense note makes one 1-Up disappear. On the last two notes, the center 1-Up disappears, and on the final note, Stinkoman himself disappears. {Note: It’s hard to actually write out what I wanted this to be like, and this is the best way I can transcribe it.}
I see a little silhouetto of a man.Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango. Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me	1-Up says the first part of this sequence. For each “scaramouch”, Brody’s head appears, first one on the left, and the second on the right. On “will you do the fandango”, the screen spins counter-clockwise. On “thunderbolt and lightning”, the screen suddenly stops, as a bolt of Red-Button lightning shoots down the center of the screen, and 1-Up and the two Brodies each do their “hurt” animations. On “Very very frightening me”, It quickly turns to a shot of Stinkoman being zapped by Red Button Lightning, and on “me”, the whole screen becomes black.
Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo Figaro – magnifico	On the first and third Gallileos, the Liekand appears on the left of the screen, and fades out when the Gallileo ends. On the second and fourth, An Ice Machine appears on the right, doing the same as the Liekand. On Gallileo Figaro, they both appear at the same time, and Pan Pan appears, mouthing “Magnifico”.
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me	Stinkoman (with his eyes closed) mouths these words.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity	The screen pans over a small bit to the left, revealing Pan-Pan, 1-Up and Mechanic Joe pointing at Stinkoman. On “monstrosity”, the screen quickly pulls out, revealing Harvax XV11, pointing his gun at Stinkoman.
Easy come easy go - will you let me go	Stinkoman appears in the bottom left corner – The screen pans over to the right, revealing the cutscene from Stinkoman 20X6 where he looks up a Brody. The small text reads “will you let me go”
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go. Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go. Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go. Will not let you go - let me go (never). Never let you go - let me go	In another complicated part, Stlunko appears in the middle of the screen, saying the “Bismillah”’s. The screen pans out to Show Stinkoman in the middle of the conveyor belt. On the left side, Shadowy Figure (represented by Mitchell00’s Dan’s Ninjas sprite) and Mechanic Joe stand, and say “We will not let you go”, while Stinkoman moves in their direction. Pan Pan and 1-Up are on the right, mouthing the “Let him go”’s, while Stinkoman moves in their direction. For the second and third “Bismillah’s”, Stinkoman is perfectly under his “wall”, and Stlunko’s fists slam down for each of the syllables. This go’s on for this whole part.
Never let me go – ooo	Stinkoman does his Double Deuce pose, and the screen zooms in for each “echo”.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -	Random characters flash on the screen saying “no”.
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go.Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.For me.For me	Stinkoman appears in the middle of the screen and says the first two Mama Mia’s. 1-Up, Pan Pan and Mechanic Joe appear behind him to say “Mama mia let me go”. They all say the Beelzebub thing, and the for me’s. When the music starts, they begin to headbang, and 1-Up clicks his lighter.
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye	Stinkoman is facing the right of the screen and is voicing the words. For the short drum solo, Pan Pan appears on drums.
So you think you can love me and leave me to die	Stinkoman is in the middle of the screen. A pink heart comes out of nowhere on “love” and he falls over on “die”
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby	Stinkoman says these lyrics.
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here	The Stinkowing slowly rises from the top of the screen and begins to fly on “here.
Band solo	The last complicated part. The Stinkowing becomes the back ground, and two 1-Up’s on guitars appear, on one the right and one on the left. In the sequence where the drum is hit three times, and for each time, the guitar plays, a Pan Pan on Drums appear at the bottom, going from right to left. When the piano starts, Mechanic Joe’s piano flies from the top of the screen and in between the 1-Up’s.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah. Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me	For the Ooh Yeah’s, the camera pans back up to the black, where (like at the very beginning) 1-Up, Pan Pan and Mechanic Joe are standing there, voicing the Ooh yeahs. Then it cuts to Stinkoman, yet again kneeling and voicing the lyrics. On “to me”, he fades out into the blackness.
Anyway the wind blows...	Stinkoman is standing in the middle of the screen, half faded, and on the sound of the gong, he falls over, and the screen fades out for good.