Other Character Email Jaro/business

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CAST:Jaro, Chorch, Grundy, Tampo, Brody {Easter Egg}

SUMMERY:The trio talks to us about starting a business.

LINES:63

TRANSCRIPT

JARO: Yeesh. I'm sick of emails. The last to made bad stuffs happen.

GRUNDY: Aw come on! Lets do one and see how it turns out.

JARO: Fine.

Jahrro,
I'ma thinking about starting a business
but I don't know what I should sell. Do
you have an idea of what to do? You're
good at that type of thing, aren't you?
- Sahaim
Planet Australia

JARO: First of all Sahaim, Australia is not a planet.

X-5: Australia: The land down under. Currently on Planer K.

JARO: Thank you. Anyway, so you want to start a business? Well, as everyone knows, the easiest business to start is the restaurant business.

GRUNDY: Isn't that the hardest business to-

JARO: Shut up. Anyway Sammy, First, you gotta think of a good restaurant name.

CHORCH: Lets call it "afbwgdecdnrehcermertnrvth"!!!

{Jaro and Grundy look at Chorch dumbfounded.}

CHORCH: Sorry. Minor glitch.

JARO: Okay...you're glitched? Ah, never mind. Any ways, will call it "Jaros Food Place".

{A building appears with a sign that says "Jaros Food Place".}

JARO: {Voiceover.} And we would serve tacos made of...popcorn...glue, and.....used tissues.

{Cut to Grundy eating a taco.}

GRUNDY: Yuck! This taco is a piece of crap!

JARO: Then why are you still eating it?

GRUNDY: I don't know. {Takes a bite.}

{Cut to a blank wall.}

JARO: {Voiceover.} And to attract customers, all walls would be covered with pictures of famous people. {A crap load of pictures appear on the wall, covering every square inch.} I got that from Applebees.

{Cut to the Trio at the computer. }

CHORCH: You do know Minion inspection is coming up tommorow.

JARO: Ugh. I hate that inspection.

CHORCH: If we treated Tampo to a nice laser ball dinner, think of how good the inspection would go.

JARO: Hmmm.... {A light bulb appears above his head.} I got it!

{Swipe effect to show the trio walking down a sidewalk with Tampo.}

TAMPO: So, this Laser Ball diner you were talking about..are you sure its as good as you say?

JARO: Of corse it-LOOK OUT!! {He and Tampo quickly turn around. Chorch puts a visor over Tampos eyes, and floats down. Tampo turns around again.}

TAMPO: What happened?

JARO: I thought I saw Timmy fall down the well. Anyway, here it is. {The walk up to a run down building, made of 100% plywood.}

TAMPO: Wow! This is like a mansion!

{They go inside. It is beaten up and hazardous.}

TAMPO: A fountain indoors? What will they think of next?

JARO: We're just gonna start with an appitizer. {Shoots Tampo with a purple laser.}

TAMPO: Mmmm..fruity.

JARO: Now for the main course. {Shoots Tampo with a red gun.}

TAMPO: Spicy. I love the texture.

JARO: {Whispering to Chorch.} All thats left is dessert, and we get a solid A! {To Tampo.} Well, time for dessert.

{Pulls out a white laser and shoots Tampo.}

TAMPO: Hmm..is this lemon flavored?

JARO: Yes.

TAMPO: YOU IDIOT!!!!! I'M ALERGIC TO- GYDGH! HTVHGNR! ACHOO! {Many a red dot appears on Tampo. He flys around the room.} Accckkk! AAAA!

JARO: Chorch! Do something!

CHORCH: Right. {Floats up to Tampo and hits him on the head with a piece of wood. Tampo falls to the ground knocked out.}

JARO: Not what I had in mind, but okay. What do we do with him?

GRUNDY: If we leave him here, he'll kill us.

JARO: I got an idea. {They walk up to a phone and call someone.} X-5, we need you here now. {X-5 rolls up.}

X-5: Yes masters?

JARO: Teleport us and Tampo to the lunar warhouse.

X-5: Yes sir. {They disappear in a flash. A piece of wood on the roof says "Click here to email Jaro".}

EASTER EGGS

  • Click on the roofs shadow to see what they did with Tampo.

{Brody walks up to a trash can.}

BRODY: Taking out the trash..la la la.. {Looks inside.} Tampo?! What are you doing in there?

FUN FACTS

  • There are no fun facts. Isn't that fun!?
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