Other Character Email Jaro/weapons

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CAST:Jaro, Chorch, Grundy, The Poopsmith, The Kot {Easter Egg}, Homestar Runner {Easter Egg}

SUMMERY:The trio build a multi-time transporter.

LINES:63

TRANSCRIPT

JARO: Email...email again.

Dear Jaro,
If you had some Awesome laser beem explosion weapons, WHAT WOULD you
have???
I think you should have Misslies
sighened,
Bendett9

JARO: Uh..missles don't have laser beams.

CHORCH: It would be nice if you checked your facts before you send.

GRUNDY: Why don't you? Huh? HUH?! WHY DON'T CHA!!HUH!?!.

{Stunned silence.}

GRUNDY: Sorry.

JARO: Anyway Bender, in case you didn't know, which you probably didn't cause you're so stupid, minions can't just GET weapons. For one thing, some weapons are illegal!

CHORCH: {Sarcasticly.} No!

JARO: And another thing, Master Tampo doesn't trust us minions with his weapons and- hey, wait a minute. Why don't we BUILD weapons?

GRUNDY: Even if we had weapons, what would we do with them?

JARO: Overthrow Tampo?

GRUNDY: We seem to do that alot.

JARO: Wait! I know what our weapon can do, and what we can do with it! You know what that means!

TRIO: Building montage!!!!

{The montage begins. First, it shows Jaro doing some welding. Sparks fly out and set him on fire. He bounces around untill Grundy pours a bucket of water on him, causing him to short-circut for a second. Next, Chorch is trying to tighten an unseen screw with a wrench. He strugles with the wrench, and pulls harder. He is flung offscreen. Last, Grundy is running on a tredmill connected to a wire powering up a machine offscreen. Chorch and Jaro are watching him. Chorch gives Jaro a high five, knocking him over. End montage.}

JARO: Well, we're done.

{Pan out to see a giant metal block with a door and a keyboard.}

JARO: It is a multi time transporter.

GRUNDY: That doesn't account as a weapon.

JARO: You don't account as a weapon.

GRUNDY: What?

JARO: Yeah, shut up. Anyway, Chorch, how does this work?

CHORCH: When you press the big red button, a random person, from a random time will be transported to 20X6.

JARO: Awesome. Lets fire it up. {Bounces over to the keyboard. He jumps on it and lands on a red button. He gets off, and the machine starts shaking and sputtering.}

GRUNDY: IT's GONNA BLOW!!! RUN!!! {The trio all run in diffrent directions.}

{The machine continues shaking. Smoke sputters out and banging can be heard. Suddenly, it all stops. The trio watch. The door slowly opens and out comes the person you'd never expect: The Poopsmith. With a few diffrences. His little eye has been replaced with another one of his big eyes, and he is compleetly bald.}

THE POOPSMITH: {Yawns.} Where am I?

JARO: W-Who are- hey, you're that Poopsmith from our time travel email!!

THE POOPSMITH: Yeah, I remember you. Sorry I dropped my shovel on you.

JARO: Hey wait a minute..you look...diffrent.

THE POOPSMITH: Yeah..wait, I can talk?! Yes! See, all that time, I had something stuck in my throat, and I couldn't talk. Suddenly everyone starts saying I took a vow of silence, and when the King asked me to shovel that pile of crap, I couldn't say no!

JARO: Why didn't you shake your head?

THE POOPSMITH: {Realization hits him.} Doh!

JARO: Anyway, I'm still wondering why you look diffrent. Time travel didn't hurt us, so why did it change you?

CHORCH: Mabey it is because the X-5's time travel program is more advanced than our home made machine. The multi-time travel program and the randomazation must have scrammbled his atoms.

JARO: Wow.

THE POOPSMITH: Yeah, well I kinda don't want to go home. Everyone hated me there. Can I crash with you guys?

JARO: Why should we let you?

THE POOPSMITH: Because if you don't, I will be forced to say this for the rest of time: Can I stay with you? Can I stay with you? Can I stay with you? Can I stay with-

JARO: Okay okay! Yeesh! You can sleep in the closet.

THE POOPSMITH: Hooray! {Runs off.}

JARO: Well Bendeena, we made a weapon thing. Or whatever. I don't really care about you. {Cut to the X-5. The words "Click here to email Jaro." are onscreen.}

EASTER EGGS

  • Click on the corner of the screen to see the Kot.

{The KOT is searching franticly.}

KOT: Poopsmith? Where are you? I got a big pile out back!!

{Homestar comes in.}

KOT: Hey Homestar, want to shovel some crap?!

HOMESTAR: Well, I just came to get my bucket of ice cweam back, but now I don't want to get neaw you. {Walks off.}

KOT: Sigghh.....

FUN FACTS

  • The Poopsmith will become a main character.
  • Bennedett9 might be the name of a 20X6 verison of Frank Bennedetto.
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