Other Character Email Jaro/stranded

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CAST:Jaro, Chorch, Poopsmith, Grundy, {Secret}, Scientist

SUMMERY:After being attacked, the trio meet an old freind.

LINES:103

TRANSCRIPT

{Chorch and Jaro are floating/bouncing down a hallway.}

JARO: I've been thinking recently.

CHORCH: Yeah?

JARO: Does this space ship have a computer? Cause if it doesn't, how will we check email?

CHORCH: Never fear, Jaro! {Pulls a microchip out of his back.} I have saved a copy of the X-5s hard drive!

JARO: Uh...why?

CHORCH: Just in case.

JARO: Right...so where will we put it?

CHORCH: There's a computer in the next room. {They turn and go into the second door. The Poopsmith and Grundy are playing a video game on a huge screen.}

GRUNDY: I didn't even know this game was two player!

{Music from the Stinkoman Game Over screen plays.}

JARO: Thats enough guys. We need to answer email.

GRUNDY: Aw...I was winning.

THE POOPSMITH: Ha! You walked right into Tampos laser!

CHORCH: {Pulls out a disc reading "Stinkoman" out of a small slot, and crams in the microchip.} This will work.

{The screen makes the "NBC" home page appear.}

X-5: Testing...1..2..3.

JARO: X-5! You're back!

X-5: Where am I?

JARO: We saved your hard drive and put it in a new computer.

X-5: Excellent. Would you like me to display an email?

JARO: Yes.

Jaro,
You've made a very bad decision in
going to space and copying Bonus
Stage without Matt Wilson's permission.
I have no other choice, but to destroy
your Z-Ship and strand you on some
foreign planet for originality.

-The Guy

JARO: The guy? Whos that?

GRUNDY: Is he talking about Stinkoman?

CHORCH: Stinkoman doesn't call himself that.

JARO: Wait! If Stinkoman doesn't call himself that, then 1-Up must have sent this email posing as Stinkoman!

GRUNDY: I thought 1-Up wasn't smart enough to think of something like that.

1-UP: {Offscreen} I'm not!

{The trio and The Poopsmith look at a small compartment in the wall. It opens revealing 1-Up.}

1-UP: I couldn't do that because I was stowed in your ship the whole time!

JARO: Why?

1-UP: Because I want to be the guy to!!

JARO: No guy-being for you for one year!

1-UP: You're not the boss of me now! I want pudding!

JARO: There's some pudding in the vacuum of space. Why don't you go out there?

1-UP: Ha! I'm am not that dumb!

JARO: Wow.

1-UP: Everyone knows there's no pudding in space!

JARO: Gee, you're some rocket scientist.

1-UP: Yeah. I even called some rockets to destroy your ship!

JARO: YOU WHAT!!!????

1-UP: Yes. I called a fleat of ships, and I sent you that email.

JARO: Won't you be stranded with us?

1-UP: They didn't tell me that. They told me email reception is better when you're-

CHORCH: Who is "they"?

1-UP: Some shadowy leg guy.

GRUNDY: Hmm..

JARO: Well, if that guy is gonna try to destroy our ship, he's gonna have a hard time. Look how strong these walls are! {Chorch hits the wall, and the roof falls.}

CHORCH: I guess not.

{Suddenly, the room shakes and the guys fall to the ground.}

1-UP: They're here!

{Opens a window to talk to them. Everything starts getting sucked out.}

JARO: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

1-UP: Sorry. {Closes window. The ship rattles again.}

GRUNDY: We're doomed!

JARO: Doesn't this stupid ship have weapons?!

X-5: Why didn't you ask earlier?

{Cut to the outside. The Z-ship starts shooting red lasers at another black ship.}

X-5: Increasing power. {The lasers get stronger and they shoot the black ship out of the air.}

JARO: We won!!

THE POOPSMITH: Uh-oh. {Points outside.}

{Shows a stray laser from the other ship is heading towards the Z-ship. It hits dead on and knocks them out of the sky.}

EVERYONE: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

{Screen fades out. When it fades in, the trio and The Poopsmith are being tied to a wall. Jaro wakes up.}

JARO: Reactivating..{A 'boop' noise is heard and his visor turns on.}Where am I?

VOICE: You are my prisoner.

JARO: Who are you?

VOICE: I am- {Steps out of the shadows revealing a black Greggo with red eyes.} Dark Greggo!

JARO: Hey, I remember you! Sorry about chopping your body to- hey, how'd you get a body?

DARK GREGGO: Funny you should ask. After the stupid chicken threw me out the window, a man picked me up and took me to his lair to reactivate me. He equipted me with hundreds of weapons, jet boots, and encreased stregth. I then locked him in a dungeon and stole his ship.

JARO: It makes sense now.

DARK GREGGO: I've decided to kill you.

JARO: But, without us, you wouldn't be as strong as you are now!!

DARK GREGGO: Look, I'll hate you untill the end of time. You destroy someones body, and you gotta pay the price.

JARO: Aw man.

DARK GREGGO: So, this is- hurp hurp hurp hurp zzzzzeeeeeeeppppp!!!! {Falls over revealing a man behind him with a stun gun.}

JARO: Oh great. Who are you?

MAN: I'm the scientist he was talking about.

JARO: Wow. How'd you break out?

SCIENTIST: He never locked the door. I didn't find out until today. You'd better get down from here.

JARO: Yeah. {Shakes himself a little, and all the ropes loosen and everyone falls to the ground.}

SCIENTIST: I'll transport you home. {Presses some buttons on his gun, and the trio disappear. Cut to the Z-ship.}

GRUNDY: So how did we escape?

JARO: Well I-

GRUNDY: Yeah I don't care. BUT, there's one thing we can do!

JARO: Whats that?

GRUNDY: Add him to the list of enemys! {Turns around and writes "Dark Greggo" on a very long list.}

JARO: We have that many enemys?

GRUNDY: Most of them are my enemys.

JARO: Hmm.. {Looks at the list.} Tampo?

GRUNDY: That guy has had it good for too too long.

JARO: Okay, I'm gonna do...stuff. {Bounces away. Cut to the X-5s screen.}

Click here to email Jaro

EASTER EGGS

  • Click on "Jaro" to see a deleted scene.

{Jaro is reading the list again.}

JARO: Hey..I'm on that list!

GRUNDY: Uh..no you're not.

FUN FACTS

  • The Greggo first appeared in squids.
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