Other Character Email Jaro/archives

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Scroll Button Songs

Emails 31-???

JARO: {at the Lappit} Ah, just like old times.

Emails 26-30

DARK GREGGO: {at the Lappit} Shut up and pick an email allready!

Email 25

{No one is there, it's just the email menu.}

Emails 19-24

JARO: {at the Lappit}{rapping} Boom, chiss boom! I'm the scrollingest guy who scrolls these scroll button things! The only thing cooler {Grundy enters, with large gold chains} is Grundy's Bling-Bling!!

GRUNDY: So...heavy..{falls over, with a WUMP!}

Emails 16-18

JARO: Scroll buttons, scroll buttons, where have you gone? I sure do love it when you scroll all day long.


Email 15:

{Just the X-5 with the list of emails and a note saying "Gone fishin".}

Emails 10-14:

JARO:Answerin emails in space, gonna win the race!
CHORCH: What race?
JARO: 50K Racewalker, man. {A popup of the game appears onscreen.}
CHORCH: That game sucks. Your rhymes suck.
JARO: They may suck, but I've got a buck.
CHORCH: Ugg..


Emails 5-?:

JARO: Roll ruttons!!!! Shmoll shmuttons!!! Poll Puttons!
GRUNDY: What are you doing?
JARO: I'm singin' 'bout my scroll buttons, homie!
GRUNDY: Homie?

Emails 1-4:

JARO: Uh... scroll buttons? Crap. That sucked.

Page Titles

  • Emails 31-???: Lappit 258!!
  • Emails 26-30: The Evil Saga
  • Email 25: I didn't even know I could write this good!
  • Emails 21-24: Lappit 258!!
  • Email 20: SCYTHE!!!
  • Email 19: New compy?!
  • Emails 16-18: OMG it's lyke teh email!
  • Email 15: The end of Jaro emails?
  • Emails 11-14: But they're in space!
  • Email 10: The wrath of evil!
  • Emails 2-9: X-5!!!
  • Email 1: Its an email!

Houses

Z-Boat

It's the Z-Ship, but in boat form. It appearantly has a porch and front door, although it's not clear where that stuff came from.

In Pure Evil, Dark Greggo's missles hit the boat, destroying the boat. So, they are currently homeless.

Z-Ship 2000

The Z ship.

Jaro's current house. After their apartment was destroyed, they moved into this place. It has 100 rooms, including one for The Poopsmith.

Shady Foot Apartment

Jaro's old house. It did not have as many rooms. Destroyed by Fhqwhgads.

Other Places

Green Beard's Ship

This is where most of the plot has been taking place latley. Green Beards pirate ship features all the steryotipical stuff, a clear glass botom, and a main office room, where he and Dark Greggo plan.

Dark Greggo's Ship

Dark Greggo's ship is your average evil villians ship. It's huge, silver, and has a solid red skull on the side. It also has some spray-paint on it, made by Muffin Man.

The Abyss

In a could-be future, a time wave has wiped everything out of exsistence. Chorch, Jaro and NachoMan are currently trapped there.

Computer

Lappit 258

The Lappit is the X-5's successor. It looks similar to the Lappy, but has many more features. It's stain resistant, makes nachos, and features a voice-command system. It features some of the latest time-travel equitment. It is possibly the only one that is still working (The rest went out of style within two minutes of it's release) and a bug in it's programming makes it compatible with Dark Greggo's software, which is why he needs it.


X-5

THIS COMPUTER WAS DESTROYED!!!
Their current computer is the X-5. It is quite big, and requires typing. It has a built-in teleportation device, and a holoroom that will download your mind and let you do whatever you want in a computer simulation. It, unlike most computers, hasn't been destroyed. Along with this, Jaro and Chorch have devices called "Taste Simulators". When wearing them, they can eat food, and advanced computers let them taste the food, while the food is put into a particle generator, and is ground into oil to fuel them.

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