Other Character Email Jaro/makeover

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Summery

I show up, and Dark Greggo gets a makeover.

Cast: Jaro, Chorch, Grundy, NachoMan, Dark Greggo, Green Beard, Three Hairdressers, Stinkoman

Lines: 108

Transcript

{Insane laughing is heard. We fade in to see a crazed Grundy, who has drool coming from his beak, and his feathers all frazzled. Jaro and Chorch are nearby. They are in the Abyss.}

JARO: What’s with him?

CHORCH: Mild insanity from being lost in time.

JARO: Oh. He needs to get over it and help me build a fire!

CHORCH: We don’t need a fire and—What are you going to use to build a fire?!

JARO: Spare parts. I figured I wouldn’t need them, so—{Jaro then collapses, and his visor turns black.}

CHORCH: {groans} I’m stuck with an insane chicken and a broken friend. It’s only a matter of time, before—

{Suddenly, a burst of energy appears, thrusting the trio backwards. He steps forward, revealing NachoMan. He is wearing red armor and has a mild fire for hair.}

CHORCH: {a snap is heard} There we go. Who the crap are you?

NACHOMAN: I am… Hold on.

{NachoMan waves his arms into the air. When doing so, Jaro awakens, and Grundy regains his sanity.}

CHORCH: Okay..who are you and how did you do that?

NACHOMAN: I am NachoMan,.the creator of this universe!

JARO: {kinda dazed} You mean, like a universal headmaster?

NACHOMAN: Not exactly. I just have full power over the whole universe, able to change it with thought. Watch.

{NachoMan raises his arm, changing Grundy into a watermelon.}

GRUNDY: MFF!

{NachoMan changes Grundy back.}

GRUNDY: Wow. Not many people get to be a watermelon.

JARO: So, if you have unlimited power over the universe, can you send us back to our time, so we can set things straight.

NACHOMAN: I can…but I can’t.

CHORCH: Buh?

NACHOMAN: Buh indeed. My time and dimensional powers only work after I’ve had time to charge them. It took three days of charging for me to get here.

JARO: Well, how about you make a time machine appear? Then we could go back the easy way.

NACHOMAN: When in my universe, I only have the power to create people and change living things into other living things. I’m practically useless until I’m done charging.

JARO: So, maybe you can answer this question: Are we standing or falling?

NACHOMAN: In the abyss, you are only falling if you think you are.

{Grundy suddenly falls donwards, and comes from the sky, the process repeating for some time.}

CHORCH: Stop thinking about falling!

{Fade into the Bad Guy’s office. Dark Greggo is typing something on the Lappit, and Green Beard is in the background, looking annoyed. Dark Greggo is looks like his original self, which is a black Greggo with red eyes, with the teeth and everything.}

DARK GREGGO: …so Susan, you now know that your guy hates you because you are fat and ugly.

GREEN BEARD: When are you going to be done checking their email?

DARK GREGGO: We need time. My computers are busy searching for the treasure, and we can’t leave without it.

GREEN BEARD: Why don’t we just go to a universe MADE of treasure?

DARK GREGGO: This treasure is one of a kind, and when the universe was imagined, it was set into stone that it could never be replicated. We have to get this one.

GREEN BEARD: Ugh…

DARK GREGGO: Hey, look at this email!

Subject: lawyer

Dear the trio that tottaly doesn't rip off the boss trio,
stunklo will sue you for stealing his eye things.
you better get the best lawyer in town....me!
my number is: 555-786-1438
my work number is:555-788-9564
my fax is:555-986-1462
my cell is:555-123-8901
my...squid is:555-555-5555
my email is:nawmedown@anti-grundy.org
bye!-mark partol

DARK GREGGO: BWA HA HA HA! Look at this nerd’s email! Like Stlunko would sue them! Like you can copyright a look!

{Suddenly, an explosion knocks the two villains over. When the dust clears, a man in a suit is standing in front of a big hole in the wall.}

DARK GREGGO: Who are you? What have you done to my ship!?

GREEN BEARD: My ship.

DARK GREGGO: What are you doing on my ship!?

GREEN BEARD: {sighs}

MAN IN A SUIT: I am Dan McJones, ACE ATTORNEY!!!{strikes an action pose}

DARK GREGGO: Okay...but that doesn’t explain why you’re here.

DAN: Tampo Emails Co. is suing you for copying The Trickster’s look.

DARK GREGGO: Tampo has an email show?

DAN: Apparently, and he won’t stop until he’s got all of your money! Luckily, you’ve hired Dan McJones! {strikes the same action pose}

GREEN BEARD: What will we do?

DAN: Trickster is a Greggo with red eyes. You should get a new look, so the lawsuit can’t go through!

DARK GREGGO: Sounds good to me.

{Cut to some makeover place. Dark Greggo is sitting in a frilly chair, surrounded by hairdressers.}

HAIRDRESSER #1: First, we’ll do your hair!

DARK GREGGO: Hair?! What hair?!

HAIRDRESSER #2: Your hair, silly! It’s a mess!

{In a ball of pink dust, Dark Greggo has a huge pink beehive.}

DARK GREGGO: GAH! You could’ve at least given me a ‘fro!

HAIRDRESSER #1: Now, we have to do something about that atrocious black paint! It’s horrendous!

DARK GREGGO: But it’s the thing that gives me my menacing evil look!

{In a puff of green dust, Dark Greggo is baby blue, he has Puppy Dog Eyes, and a large pink bow.}

DARK GREGGO: You call this menacing? I look like something from Nick JR!

HAIRDRESSER #3: But you’re so cute!

{Dark Greggo shakes around, causing all of the modifications to disappear.}

DARK GREGGO: You people no nothing about looking good! I need a pro!

{Cut to Stinkoman HQ.}

STINKOMAN: Hmm, your problem is that you’re too blocky. This is 20X6, and we won’t accept your blockieness! You need smoother lines!

{Stinkoman jumps in the air and charges at Dark Greggo.}

STINKOMAN: Habbila-Hup!

{In a flash, Dark Greggo is in his new style, which looks smoother.}

DARK GREGGO: Wow, look at me! A mouth! I look great! Thanks, Stinkoman!

{Stinkoman flies in the air and charges up.}

STINKOMAN: YOOOUUUU’REEEE WEEEEEEEEELCOOOOOOOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

{He lands, and shakes Dark Greggo’s….er…invisible hands.}

{Cut back to the ship, where Dark Greggo is with Dan.}

DAN: Well, Tampo can’t sue you now!

DARK GREGGO: Thanks, for…wait, you didn’t do anything!

DAN: Fool! I’ve been manipulating everything from the beginning!

{Dan morphs into a huge ball of demonic energy, and then disappears.}

DARK GREGGO: Okay…so…click on me to email…me!!

Easter Eggs

  • Click on a window in the background at the end, to see more Stinkoman action.

{Cut to the field. Stinkoman is standing there. Apparently, he is filming a commercial.}

STINKOMAN: HEEEELLLOOOOOOOO!!!! If you’re interested in challenging the guy, you can call me! My cell-phone number is 2!!!

Fun Facts

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