Other Character Email Jaro/vacation

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JARO: Email...cool.

Dear Minions Jaro, the Grundy, and that other Chorch
What makes all of you guys unique?
-Markie

JARO: Well Mark, it's hard to describe our uniqeness, basicly, because...it's hard to describe our personalities! But, if you want to read about them, you can always go to the characters page!

GRUNDY: Hooray for some guy describing us!

JARO: Yeah, and for your information Sam, we are no longer minions. We...quit. Yeah, we quit.

CHORCH: And Phil, why do you call me The Other Chorch?? I'm best Chorch in the barrel!

GRUNDY: This email is stupid. It's hard to understand and it makes fun of us. Joe, you should be asshamed.

JARO: Let's quit the email gig for today. We need a vacation.

CHORCH: But it's only our third email.

JARO: Sure it was! Let's go to the beach.

{Cut to the trio at the beach.}

GRUNDY: Now what?

JARO: Now, there's sand.

{Sandy from Spongebob pops up.}

SANDY: Like me?

JARO: NOT LIKE YOU AT ALL! I HATE CROSSOVERS!

{A bolt of lightning strikes Sandy.}

JARO: Go back to Texas!

GRUNDY: And while you're at it, remember the Alamo!

{Sandy goes offscreen. Cut to Jaro lying on the shore. His visor is playing pong. Suddenly, a huge wave washes over him. When it goes back out, a huge starfish is clinging to his face.}

JARO: AHH! STARFISH!

{He runs offscreen. Cut to Grundy, who's building a sand castle. It is very huge and complex. He is at the very top tower.}

GRUNDY: Ah, my kingdom continues to flourish.

{Jaro bounces up, right towards the sand castle.}

GRUNDY: AHH! Jaro! Stop!

{Jaro barely misses the castle and swerves offscreen.}

GRUNDY: Phew.

{The castle colappses. Cut to Chorch, who is surfing.}

CHORCH: I don't know how I'm doing this without legs, but I'm loving it!

{A small grain of sand flies into Chorches eye.}

CHORCH: MY EYES!! {He flies off the board.}

{Cut to a bucket of sand. The sand in the bottle reads "Click here to email Jaro".}

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