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Mitchell Abuse

This email used to have Mitchell being killed, the present-day form of Michael, who had sent the email. It was changed around so that Mitchell and Michael became Cherry Greg and the Gregginator. Mitchell did not like this abuse, as shown here. Here is the old version:

Mitchell Abuse Transcript

Tampo Email #2: "time travel"

Cast (in order of appearance): Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Jaro, Greggo, Kolkaryu, Mitchell

Places: Robot Warehouse, Mitchell's Room, Trio's Bedroom {Easter Egg}

Some evil guy tells Tampo in an email that he's their future destroyer, so Tampo and his friends defend themselves with an interesting strategy.

TRANSCRIPT

{Full screen view of Plasma 2000. Tampo is floating in the same spot he was before. His two friends are not visible.}

TAMPO: Alright guys, I'm ready. Let's do our email thing.

{Brody's leg appears to the left and Stlunko's antenna moves into position.}

STLUNKO: Ready to type.

TAMPO: Good. Okay... {singing} Emailing an brain, who would have thunk it?

{As Tampo's song ends, Stlunko clicks on a mail icon on top and a pop up is displayed with the following email. Tampo reads the email outloud.}

Dear Tampo,

I am the Master of all
darkness. Anyway, Tampo,
I want you to go go back
in time. Destroy Stinkoman's
Ancestor, Strong Bad.

-Future Destroyer of you,
Michael Stitch

BRODY: Future destroyer of us? {laughs}

{Brody's leg is visible falling down as he falls down laughing. A small crash is heard, and some small robot squealing is heard for a few seconds after that. Tampo is staring at him, then turns back to face the computer screen. Stlunko opens a word document and types everything Tampo says.}

TAMPO: First of all stupid, there's only one Master out there, and his name isn't Michael Stitch, got that? Anyways... destroying Stinkoman's ancestor so he won't be here to bug me anymore? That's sounds like a good plan!

{Brody gets up. You can see his leg get back in its normal position. He is calming down.}

TAMPO: We got a mighty fine time machine right over th...

{Brody whispers something unintelligible to Tampo.}

TAMPO: Excellent point, Brody. You might redeem yourself yet. Anyways, I don't know how I missed it, Michael, but it seems as if you are asking for a challenge or something. "Future Destroyer of you." So we're going to go fight you!

BRODY: Bet you're pretty scared now, huh?

STLUNKO: Sensors indicate that Michael Stitch is not scared.

TAMPO: Well, we'll show him! Come...

{Brody whispers something unintelligible to Tampo again.}

TAMPO: Better yet, we will use your own idea against you! We will go back and time and kill your defenseless ancestor, Mitchell! If we kill him, you will be nonexistant!

BRODY: Terrified now?

STLUNKO: Sensors indicate that Michael is terrified.

TAMPO: Yes, supposedly future destroyer, we're going to use our time machine to attack your ancestor! He will be completely defenseless. Michael, you will never be born! {Stlunko stops typing.} Okay, let's go guys.

{Cut to shot of a hi-tech device covered in Jaros, Greggos and Kolkaryus, all cleaning it up and doing maintenance. Tampo, Brody and Stlunko appear from the left.}

TAMPO: Alright drones, get lost. We're going to use this thing!

{All the little robots hurriedly scuttle away. Stlunkos hands go to a keyboard on the machine}

TAMPO: Okay Stlunko, set this thing to Mitchell's house, March 2005. And activate your Emergency Transport Home while you're at it, just in case...

...{Stlunko presses a button on the time machine and in a flash the three bosses are gone.}

{Cut to inside Mitchell's house. Mitchell is on a computer, writing an email. Suddenly a flash appears and when it fades, Tampo, Brody and Stlunko are there. Brody's top half has broken through the roof. Mitchell turns around in terror.}

MITCHELL: You're... you're...

{Stlunko grabs him with an iron fist.}

TAMPO: We're the ones your descendant Michael will be going to destroy! But by destroying you, we will also defeat him very easily. And to make things even funnier is that he suggested the idea in the first place!

MITCHELL: Descendant...? No- no, wait! Michael doesn't really exist! I made him up, for fun! I'm sending that email to you right now, see? It's not even sent yet!

{A close up to Mitchell's computer is shown for a bit, showing the finished version of Michael's email, waiting to be sent. Unfortunately the three 20X6 bosses fail to notice.}

TAMPO: Alright Mitchell, prepare to meet your doom!

MITCHELL: No! Please, don't! It was a joke, see? There's no master of darkness out there named Michael, he's just a 20X6 variant of me that I made up! I was just talking in character. You know, for fun. No! Stop! Gah-

{Stlunko's grasp tightens and Mitchell is unable to breathe or speak. Mitchell is squirming crazily, but to no avail. He is started to turn red. Tampo gets into position for shooting him.}

TAMPO: Those lies aren't going to work on us, Mitchell! Good bye.

{Tampo fires a bunch of four laserballs. Three of them fly into the wall and destroy little parts of it. The fourth one hits Mitchell square in the back of the head. Mitchell flashes and fizzes as if struck by lightning, then passes out. He looks burnt and is smoking. Stlunko releases his grasp and Mitchell falls and crumples onto the ground in a heap.}

BRODY: He won't be bothering us anymore.

TAMPO: That's for sure. Why don't you finish him off, Brody?

BRODY: Really? Thanks! So long, Mitchell.

{Brody moves next to Mitchell, destroying the roof as he goes and causes debris to fall. He lifts his right foot over Mitchell, ready to strike.}

BRODY: DIE!

{Brody slams his foot to the ground super-hard, and Mitchell seems to have disappeared. When his foot is lifted, a hole is visible in the ground.}

TAMPO: Well, that was easy.

STLUNKO: How deep did he go?

BRODY: I don't know...

{Brody looks down the hole.}

BRODY: He's still sinking deeper.

TAMPO: Heh. Alright guys, let's get out of here... wait a second... what's that on his computer? Why... it's Michael's email! So he wasn't lying after all. {mumbling} Oh, my... this isn't going to help our popularity at all...

BRODY: Oh, well. He deserved it for fooling us like that...

...TAMPO: {excitedly} Mitchell's body must have broken through Planet K's crust! He's hit the outer mantle! The magma's coming! It's gonna erupt! Hurry, Stlunko, hurry! Get us out of here!...

FUN FACTS

Mitchell is a real Homestar Runner Wiki user named Mitchel00 who sent the email under his 20X6 identity Michael...

Mistaken Identity

Before this change, I had made a mistake with Mitchell's identity. I had assumed he was just emailing Tampo under a false name, but in reality he was using the 20X6 version of himself. Here's the older version.

Mistaken Identity Transcript

...Some evil guy tells Tampo in an email that he's their future destroyer, so Tampo and his friends defend themselves.

TRANSCRIPT

...{As Tampo's song ends, Stlunko clicks on a mail icon on top and a pop up is displayed with the following email. Tampo reads the email outloud.}

Dear Tampo,

I am the Master of all
darkness. Anyway, Tampo,
I want you to go go back
in time. Destroy Stinkoman's
Ancestor, Strong Bad.

-Future Destroyer of you,
Michael Stitch

...{Brody whispers something unintelligible to Tampo.}

TAMPO: Excellent point, Brody. You might redeem yourself yet. Anyways, I don't know how I missed it, Michael, but it seems as if you are asking for a challenge or something. "Future Destroyer of you." So we're going to go fight you!

BRODY: Bet you're pretty scared now, huh?

STLUNKO: Sensors indicate that Michael Stitch is not scared.

TAMPO: But that's only because you think we don't know who you really are, Michael! Or should I say... {Reads popup that Stlunko put onscreen. It has a bunch of raw HTML and CSS and stuff on it. When he's done, the file is closed and the word document is back up.} Mitchell00!!!

BRODY: Terrified now?

STLUNKO: Sensors indicate that Mitchell00 is terrified.

TAMPO: Yes, supposedly future destroyer, we're going to use our time machine to attack you in the time period of when you sent this email! Before you're ready to fight! {Stlunko stops typing.} Okay, let's go guys...

...TAMPO: Okay Stlunko, set this thing to Mitchell00's house, March 2005. And activate your Emergency Transport Home while you're at it.

BRODY: 2005? Isn't that like... um... {doing math mumbling} ...almost X0 years ago?

TAMPO: Yes, but that's the tire period our data told us the email came from.

BRODY: Alright, if you say so...

...MITCHELL: You're... you're...

{Stlunko grabs him with an iron fist.}

TAMPO: We're the ones you were going to destroy!

MITCHELL: No- no fair! I never seen sent the email yet.

{Tampo looks at the computer and the camera shows a close up. On screen is the finished email that they had received earlier, waiting to be sent.}

BRODY: Ha ha, cool.

TAMPO: Alright Mitchell, prepare to meet your doom!

MITCHELL: No! It was a joke, see? I'm no tough master of darkness, I was just talking in character. You know, for fun. No! Stop! Gah-

{Stlunko's grasp tightens and Mitchell is unable to breathe or speak. Mitchell is squirming crazily, but to no avail. He is starting to turn red. Tampo gets into position for shooting him.}

TAMPO: Good bye, darkness master!

{Tampo fires a bunch of four laserballs. Three of them fly into the wall and destroy little parts of it. The fourth one hits Mitchell square in the back of the head. Mitchell flashes and fizzes as if struck by lightning, then passes out. Stlunko releases his grasp and Mitchell falls and crumples onto the ground in a heap.}...

TAMPO: Heh. Alright guys, let's get out of here.

STLUNKO: Wait! That email was not sent! If we never receive that email, how will we know to come here? If we do not come here, the email will be sent. But then we would come here and stop it, causing... BLEEP! BLEEP! Information overload!...

FUN FACTS

Mitchell00 is a Homestar Runner Wiki user who sent the email under a fake identity...

Old Disclaimer

This desclaimer was at the bottom of the email until Mitchell was switched with Cherry Greg. The part on the Strong Mad email is incorrect, that was someone else.

Old Disclaimer Transcript

DISCLAIMER:

I know I used you in this email without permission, Mitchell00. So, um, you kind of did the same for me in the Strong Mad email "Kill", but to a much lesser extent. If me using you bothers you, let me know and I'll change it a bit.

Merged

Originally, this email and "conquest" were going to be in one email, but this part got so long, Joshua decided he had to split them.

Merged Transcript

{It would be the same as the "conquest" email, excluding the part before the bosses approach their time travel machine. The ending part after their return to their warehouse would have been different as well.}

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