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Tampo Email #11: "biggest fan"

Summary: Stinkoman visits the Robot Warehouse ruins is search for some challenges and finds one!

Cast (in order of appearance): Stinkoman, 1-Up, Marzichan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Jaros, Greggos, Chorches, Stinkoman (User)

Places: Stinkoman's House, Robot Warehouse (outside), Computer Room, A Field, User:Stinkoman's House

Length: 69 Lines

Date: April 27th, 2005

Contents

Transcript

{An outside shot of Stinkoman's house in onscreen.}

{Cut to inside. Stinkoman is in at the kitchen table, eating brown pudding with a spoon.}

STINKOMAN: Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Waaaghh!! {jumps up, dropping spoon} What is that?

{Stinkoman charges at a nearby porthole-shaped window, breaking through the glass with his face. His head is outside.}

{Cut to Stinkoman's field of vision. A big field with the still-smoldering Robot Warehouse ruins is easily visible.}

STINKOMAN: It looks like some sort of challenge is going on without me!

{Cut back to inside Stinkoman's house. Stinkoman pulls his head back inside.}

STINKOMAN: I will go see if they are asking for another challenge! {charges up} DOUBLE DUECE!!

{Stinkoman blasts through the wall. Suddenly 1-Up walks up.}

1-UP: Hey, Stinko- Ooh! Pudding!

{Cut to the inside of the damaged Computer Room. The camera is far from the computer, reveal several damages, including steaming pipes, cracked walls, damaged wiring, holes in the walls and the damaged but still working Plasma 2000 in the background. Stinkoman is walking around.}

STINKOMAN: {calling} Hello? Anyone? Are there any challenges wanting to be had? {looks at Plasma} Hey! What's this?

{Stinkoman starts walking towards the Plasma and the camera switches to a full screen view of it. Stinkoman's head is visible in the bottom-right area, and it is notably small in comparison.}

STINKOMAN: Is this some sort of giant challenge-giving machine? Let's see if it still has some challenges!

{Stinkoman is heard hitting a button on the keyboard and an email comes up. Although the damaged Plasma is fizzing, blinking and messing up, the email is still easily read. Except for a cracked part of the screen that makes part of it hard to read.}

STINKOMAN: {reading} Ear brain head, why aren't you awesome? Your fan, your loyalest minion. {not reading} Wow! A challenge from my biggest fan! This challenge-giving machine is awesome! On to the challenge! {charges up} DOUBLE DUE- wait! {stops charging} I don't know who's my biggest fan!

{Suddenly a pop is heard and the Plasma 2000's screen turns black. A little smoke drifts up from the top.}

STINKOMAN: What? No! No! {sobbing} Come back challenge! Come back challenge machine! {stops sobbing} Wait, my challenge is still out there! I will find you, challenge! But who is my biggest fan? Hm... that's it! {charges up} DOUBLE DUECE!!!

{Stinkoman flies up, breaking through the roof, causes debree to fall down, crushing the Plasma.}

{Cut to a field with Marzichan. She is drawing a picture with a pencil and notepad. Suddenly Stinkoman falls in, causing Marzichan to drop her tools and getting her mad.}

STINKOMAN: Hey, Marzichan! You're my biggest fan, right?

MARZICHAN: {angry} No. What is it you want?

STINKOMAN: So that means you aren't asking for a challenge.

MARZICHAN: {yelling} Leave, you challenge-crazy freak!

STINKOMAN: {runs away} Wah!

{Cut to another field. Tampo, Brody, Stlunko and some robots are here, resting from their ordeal. Suddenly Stinkoman rushes up.}

STINKOMAN: Hey, are you guys my biggest fans and loyalest minions?

TAMPO: Uh... no?

STINKOMAN: So you're not asking for a challenge?

BRODY: {tired} Not now, Stinkoman, not now.

STINKOMAN: {runs away} Wah!

{Cut to inside a house. In here is the wiki user "Stinkoman." He looks like Waluigi, but he's metallic and has a "SM" on his cap. Suddenly the real Stinkoman barges through the side wall, and stops as the user Stinkoman stares at him.}

STINKOMAN (CHARACTER): Hey, you have the same name as me! That makes you my biggest fan, right? Are you asking for a challenge?

STINKOMAN (USER): You're wrong. I, nor anyone else, is asking for a challenge.

STINKOMAN (CHARACTER): {runs away} Wah!

{Cut to a field. Stinkoman is sitting here, looking bored.}

STINKOMAN: This stinks. {yawns} No one's asking me for a challenge. {lays down}

{Suddenly 1-Up walks in, causing stinkoman to sit up. 1-Up is wearing some badge on his chest.}

1-UP: Hey, Stinkoman! What's up?

STINKOMAN: Oh, it's only you. I'm looking for a challenge. Have you seen any?

1-UP: No, but look what I made all by myself!

{The camera zooms up close to the badge on 1-Up's chest. It reads:} 

 Stinkoman's biggest fan
  {picture of Stinkoman}
   And loyalest minion

1-UP: It says that I'm your biggest fan and loyalest minion!

{Zoom out to previous view with Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: Whoo-wah!? {jumps up} So you're the one who was asking for the challenge!

1-UP: What?

STINKOMAN: {charges up} DOUBLE DUUUUUEECE!!!!

{Stinkoman charges at 1-Up in a double duece attack, sending them both flying off the screen. A crash is heard. A cloud starts floating by with the words, "Click here to email Tampo!"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Ear Brain Head" during the email scene to see an Ear Brain Head picture appear onscreen: A person with a brain for a head with a big ear sticking out the back.

Fun Facts

  • This is the first email to star someone besides Tampo.
  • The Robot Factory was destroyed in the previous email "future."
  • "Come back challenge! Come back challenge machine!" is a play on Strong Bad's line in his email "sisters," where he said, "Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister!"
  • The wiki user Stinkoman is a real user whose character looks like the one described in this email.
  • The wiki user's line "You're wrong. I, nor anyone else, is asking for a challenge." is from his second wiki user email, "Challenge."

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