Other Character Email Tampo/Misc. Archives
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Several old things related to Tampo Emails.
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Old Computers
SaargtScreen
Emails 31 - 32, 34 - 43
SaargtScreen: Saargtsson's old computer that he used to use before letting Tampo buy it for $10,000. It isn't very modern or hi-tech. Is actually an '08 OmegaSystem Computer, which sacrified processer speed and interface for sheer size, which although was large in 2008, it is relatively small now compared to Tampo's old computers. It uses an advanced form of the DOS interface, and can sort of go online. The name of the machine was coined by Saargtsson. It's not very powerful, but it checks emails, so Tampo likes it. Stlunko's created an EXE that makes email checking easy: tampo_email.exe.
It appears to be a basic two-color monitor, and only uses red and black. (The orange and blue links, as well as the multicolor award icons, are a fourth wall breakage.) It has a large keyboard which Stlunko uses to type commands. It has shown little use other than checking emails.
C:/> The SaargtScreen DOS interface looks like this.
Super Computer Version 6.3
Emails 13 - 28, 30
Super Computer Version 6.3: A super powerful computer called SuperCom for short. It was as huge as a wall, and a very large wall at that. It was extremely high-tech and was equipped with all the latest gadgets and accessories. Its layout was pretty much the same as the Plasma 2000's, except with some different icons and a different color scheme. It lacked a keyboard and a mouse, but Tampo and company could give it voice commands. It could respond to nearly every command, and some of the simpler ones could even be activated by thought, using the latest in telepathic technology.
It was attacked by the RealityBendX virus, but was saved when the virus was destroyed. Unfortunately, it never fully recovered from the viral attack, and occassionally a glitch or an malfunction will occur due to the virus. Tampo, Brody and Stlunko lost access to this computer when they were forced from their home by the Boss Trio Reloaded.
The SuperCom's email pop-ups look like this.
Stlunko
Email 12
Stlunko: Yes, one of the main characters was also used as their computer for answering emails while Tampo and his friends were homeless. He has a printer in his backside and Tampo's inbox back-upped on his harddrive, so he was able to print out an email for Tampo to answer.
Stlunko's printed emails look like this.
Plasma 2000
Emails 1 - 11, 33
Plasma 2000: Usually just called the Plasma, it is a HUGE (and I mean HUGE, as in 10x20 feet or something like that) plasma screen computer hanging up on a wall of Tampo's old headquarters. There's a rather large keyboard and mouse at the bottom, both of which are controlled by Stlunko's hands at Tampo's command. The size of those input devices perfectly suit his large hands. The main screen has a yellow taskbar on the bottom, similar to that of a Windows computer. The desktop has an orange background and another menu bar at the side with quick links icons on it represented by icons: From top to bottom: View Email, Email Client, Text Document, Email List and Recycling Bin. The files open in windows and there are desktop icons, which are also similar to a Windows computer. InstaNet is the future of the Internet, and the CameraBot is used to record emails. It was damaged in the spaceship inpact and eventually broke right after being used by Stinkoman.
The Plasma's email pop-ups look like this.
Old Dwellings
Lunar Warehouse
Emails 13 - 28, 30
Lunar Warehouse: Tampo and his friends lived is this large warehouse on the moon. It was extremely big, powerful, expensive and hi-tech. It had plenty of room for all of Tampo's minions. Some of the more commonly visited rooms included: Computer Room, which had the super-powerful SuperCom; the Experiment Room, which has tons of buttons that do practically everything from teleports to mutations; the Main Chamber, with plenty of room for large gatherings; and the Virtual Chamber, with the best in virtual reality technology.
A revolution by the Boss Trio Reloaded forced original boss trio from their home, leaving their computer and minions behind and under the Boss Trio Reloaded's control.
Homeless
Emails 11 - 12
Homeless: After the Robot Warehouse's destruction, Tampo, Brody and Stlunko were forced onto the open fields for a while. Because of Brody's rampage in the neighboring area, no one would take them in, even with all their money. They were forced to roam all the way to Flarg City, where they eventually found a new home.
Robot Warehouse
Emails 1 - 10
Robot Warehouse: Tampo and company used to live in a bugdet-priced futuristic warehouse of sorts. Almost an entire wall was devoted to the computer. There were various doors leading outside and to different rooms, and the ground was practically swarming with little enemies, but they knew to give the three bosses their space. Several of the most used rooms were the Computer Room, Holo-Chamber, Time Machine Room and Engineering Lab. The warehouse was destroyed by a spaceship inpact right after Tampo, Brody and Stlunko obtained a near-infinite ammount of cash.
Old Email Raps
Emails 38 - 45
{Brody is in front of the SaargtScreen. Stlunko can barely be seen behind the computer.}
BRODY: Ooh... cool. Stlunko got us fancy new scroll buttons.
Emails 31 - 37
{Tampo is in front of the SaargtScreen.}
TAMPO: Holy carp! Livin' in the Lava Zone, I must say that this really isn't teh pwn!
Emails 24 - 30
{The three bosses are at the SuperCom.}
BRODY: {singing} Emailin' in our warehouse, which is so big and strong.
TAMPO: {singing} With all our loyal minions, what could possibly go wrong?
Emails 19 - 23
{The boss trio is at the SuperCom.}
BRODY: NEB-1, Stinkoman, Saargtsson!
TAMPO: Even with all these enemies, we're still number 1!
Emails 14 - 18
{Tampo is alone in front of the SuperCom.}
TAMPO: I'm answerin' emails on the MOOOOOOOOON!!!
Emails 11 - 13
{No rap. The broken Plasma, fizzing and blinking and such.}
Emails 4 - 10
{Tampo is alone in front of the Plasma 2000.}
TAMPO: Emails today are sooooo overrated.
Emails 1 - 3:
{Tampo is in front of the Plasma 2000, with Brody and Stlunko nearby.}
TAMPO: {singing} Send me an email, and I won't come to kill you.
Old Page Titles
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Email 30 (revolution): Emails 26 - 29: Email 25 (apocalypse): Emails 21 - 24: Email 20 (virus): Emails 13 - 19: |
Email 12 (girlfriend): Email 11 (biggest fan): Email 10 (future): Emails 8 - 9: Email 7 (chickens): Emails 1 - 6: |
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