Other Character Email Tampo/deleted scenes/construction
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Delayed Senses
In the original plans for this email, Tampo would just ask for arms and legs, test it out, and then ask for eyes, ears and other senses. This unnessecary length was never made. If it had, it would look like this.
Delayed Senses Transcript
...TAMPO: {shouting angrily} Come on, guys! Even the average robot out there should know that robot bodies require movement! How else can they have fightings? I expected better from you! Okay, you guys get some arms and legs on this thing! Honestly.
{Tampo floats away. As he leaves, several commands are heard being yelled out.}
{Some sort of timing device would have been used to show several hours pass.}
{Tampo enters the engineering lab.}
TAMPO: {calling} Overseer!
{The Overseer approaches.}
OVERSEER: Yes, master?
TAMPO: How's the progress going?
OVERSEER: Very well, sir. We actually ran out of robot parts so we had to take apart our own brethren and use their parts to finish the legs and arms. We're almost done, just a few more sacrifices to go.
TAMPO: Cool. So I'll get to test it out soon?
JARO: {calling from the workplace} Overseer! We finished!
OVERSEER: {calling back} Great! {talking to Tampo} Go ahead.
TAMPO: 'K.
{The door in the roof of the robot opens up and Tampo shrinks and goes in. The door closes behind him. Tampo starts walking aruond, waving his arms a bit.}
TAMPO: {shouting from inside} This is great! I can move in a body! Oof!
{Tampo had walked into a wall. He (in his robot body) falls down on his posterior.}
TAMPO: {shouting from inside} Ugh, not again. Get me out of here!
{The door on the roof of the body opens and Tampo floats out and grows to his normal size.}
TAMPO: {shouting} Why, you- {stops, talks normally} You know what, guys? I'm not gonna yell at you. It's a waste of my energy. Just get some freakin' eyes and ears on this junkheap!
{Tampo floats away.}
OVERSEER: {shouting, voice fading away as scene ends} Alright, you heard the boss. Get to work...
Evil 1-Up
1-Up was the original idea for Tampo's second choice of bodies, but wasn't used due to his lack of hands to hold the gun. Pan Pan's paws made the scene a tad less confusing.
Evil 1-Up Transcript
...TAMPO: {narrating} ...being in 1-Up's body wouldn't be so bad either!
{1-Up pops up from below the camera's view. As Stinkoman contiues to gobble down his meal, 1-Up's expression suddenly turns angry. Suddenly an explosion appears on Stinkoman's back.}
STINKOMAN: {shouting} A CHALLE-!
{Stinkoman drops down, apparently dead. 1-Up now has an evil smirk on his face, and a laser gun is floating at his side (being held by one of his "hands") which was obstructed by Stinkoman earlier. 1-Up evilly laughs with Tampo's voice. Screen fades back to the computer again.}...
Merged
This email and "lazor beams" were going to be one email, but when Joshua realized the email read "...get a new body" he couldn't resist inserting that Stinkoman's body thing. The result left an email so large it had to be cut in two.
Merged Transcript
{After the current email closes, it would start again at the part of "lazor beams" where Tampo first reenters the Engineering Lab. The email would continue as it does now, except with all "lazor beams" parts omitted.}
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