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Time Machine Breaks

Originally Tampo was going go get the whole "let's conquer the world" idea before traveling back in time, and he would have gotten an army of robot minions to join him. They would all go to the time machine, but after Tampo and his two friends get sent back in time, the time machine would break, leaving their minions behind. In a later version of this idea, one lone Jaro would have been transported right before it broke. Although this idea was never written because Joshua realized that he wanted the time machine for later emails, the later version would have looked like this.

Time Machine Breaks Transcript

...TAMPO: Let's go! To the time machine!

{Tampo floats away, Stlunko rolls away and Brody's feet are visible walking away.}

{The trio nears the time machine. No other robots are around.}

TAMPO: {shouting} Minions! Minions!

{A bunch of Jaros, Browntants, Greggos, Grundies and Terrels approach, flooding the area.}

TAMPO: Listen men! Today we are all going back in time to conquer this land X0 years ago so we will be its rulers in the present! Who's with me?

{Several cheers and calls of agreement from the crowd.}

TAMPO: Good. Now Stlunko, set the machine to June 24th, 2002, outside Strong Bad's House. Oh, and activate the E.T.H.

STLUNKO: Yes, sir.

{Stlunko presses a bunch of buttons.}

BRODY: Here we go again!

{Stlunko activates the machine. In a flash, the three friends are gone. Then the machine tries to transport the crowd. One Jaro disappears, but then the machine dies with a spark and a fizzle. Several groans are heard from the crowd.}

{Cut to the outside of The Brothers Strong's house. In a flash, the three bosses and the Jaro appear.}

TAMPO: Alright, let's do... hey, where's my army?

STLUNKO: Sensors indicate that the time machine has broken.

TAMPO: {shouting angily} What?

BRODY: {shouting angily} Crap!

{Brody stomps one foot in anger, accidentally squashing the Jaro. He lifts his foot, but all that's left are flattened remains.}

BRODY: Oops...

TAMPO: Oh, well. Looks like we'll have to do this by ourselves. Let's go...

Aftermath Easter Egg

There was going to be one more easter egg by clicking on the square icon at the end of the email. It wasn't made because Joshua had the idea for it but couldn't think of any good dialogue.

Aftermath Easter Egg Transcript

{Cut to all the main characters (besides Homsar and Bubs) by the Poopsmith's pile. The ropes are just hanging over there.}

{Dialogue undecided.}

Lazor Crap

The email used in the email "lazor beams" was originally going to be the crappy email used in this episode. It was replaced after Joshua got a good idea to use it on instead.

Lazor Crap Transcript

...{Stlunko opens an email in a popup.}

Dear Tampo
I bet you have some pretty cool lazor beams!
Are any tropical? 
Cul

{Exact dialogue unsure. Tampo would point out that he doesn't have any laser beams in a way similar to the beginning of the current "lazor beams" email.}

Merged

This email was originally going to be part of the email "time travel," but the result would have been too big, so it was split.

Merged Transcript

{The whole part of the email in 2002 would be added to a slightly modified ending of "time travel." New ending to email never decided.}

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