Other Character Email Tampo/Pronunciations
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Some characters in Tampo Emails have strage names that are hard to pronounce. Don't blame me, blame Videlectrix, because they named these weirdos.
Anyway, now you can pronounce like a true Tampo! Note that these are not their official H*R pronunciations, as their names have never been spoken there. These are just how Joshua pronounces them, and how they would be pronounced if Tampo Emails were an actual Flash cartoon.
Dictionary
- TAMPO - tamp-OH - Basically pronounced as spelled, although the "P" sound usually lingers slightly to create "Poh"
- BRODY - BRO-dee - Prounounced with a long "O" sound and more stress on the first syllable
- STLUNKO - stuh-LUNK-oh - The "stuh" part is said quickly to blend somewhat into "lunk"
- SAARGTSSON - SAR-git-son - The "AR" and "S" sounds are lengthened, and "git" is said quickly
- NEB-1 - neb-ONE - Both "NEB" and "1" are pronounced as normal syllables, and the hyphen is completely ignored in pronounciation
- LIEKAND - LIE-kand - Both syllables are stressed
- ICE MACHINE - ICE muh-SHEEN - Pronounced normally
- EKERSBY - ek-kurs-BEE - The "bee" syllable is completely separate from the other syllables, while the first two are blended together
- HARVAX XVII - HAR-vax THE sehv-en-TEENTH - As it's spelled, assuming that he's using Roman numerals
- ZYVES - ZIVES - Pronounced as spelled with a long "i" sound
- JARO - JAIR-oh - The "r" sound often lingers into the "oh" sound
- GREGGO - GREG-goh - The syllables are pronounced rather quickly
- CHORCH - CHORCH - Pronounced as spelled
- TERRELL - TAIR-role - Not pronounced as spelled, pronounced quickly
- GRUNDY - grund-EE - The syllables blend together often to create a "dee" sound
- STOBAT - stoe-BAT - Pronounced as two completely separate syllables
- KOLKARYU - koll-KAR-yoo - The syllables don't blend at all
- POORBT - PORB-tih - The "or" is drawn out and the "tih" is pronounced quickly and quietly
- GASPEAU - GAS-pee-you - The last two syllables are pronounced quickly
- FROTZER - FROT-zer - Pronounced as spelled
- GOKUL - goe-KOOL - As the Stinkomanual pronounces it: "Go cool"
- ASTROMUND - as-troe-MUND - Pronounced as spelled
- PROTEK - PRO-tek - Pronounced like "protect" without the "t" at the end
- STAFULTER - stuh-FOLE-ter - The last two syllables usually blend together
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