Other Character Email Nebulon/pudding paradox

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Nebulon Email #9: "pudding paradox"

Due to a mistake that was not Nebulon's fault this time, 20X6 is flooded with pudding. Nebulon might do something about that.

Date: August 22, 2005

Cast: Nebulon, Charles, Ghype, Workbacks, Man, 1-Up, The Ice Machine, Other Nebulon, Frotzer Secretary, The Liekand

Places: Nebulon's Base, Classified Location, The Ice Machine's Base, Warehouse O' Parts, The Liekand's Base

Length: 113 Lines

Transcript

{Nebulon and Charles are at the Mechy 1337.}

NEBULON: So, why are we panicked?

CHARLES: That would be because we are drowned in pudding.

GHYPE: Mmfph!

{Ghype jumps onto the table, coated in chocolate pudding.}

GHYPE: Even I think this certain act has gone too far! I must stop it!

WORKBACKS: Yes, I was just telling you of Puddo, the magic solvent that's in Tampo's base, but you told me you didn't want to reference Tampo's...

NEBULON: {loudly} YES, this will be the first email that we will not reference more than one Tampo. Because even one is horrible.

WORKBACKS: Well, what's your plan? You break it, you fix it. Or you could buy it. I don't care. This world costs 60 trillion MultiCredits.

NEBULON: Well, see, this was all Charles and Ghype's mistakes. All I did was make witty quips.

CHARLES: Well, you see... you have very low intellegence.

NEBULON: And?

GHYPE: Ah ha ha ha ha! Reptile outsmarts scrap metal!

WORKBACKS: Do you have any plans to fix this, or are you just going to argue?

NEBULON: We have to argue. That's what makes our email show funny.

CHARLES: Yes, email. Let us check that. It will give us inspiration.

{The email appears onscreen. Nebulon reads it.}

Dear Nebulon,

We know about your history. but, What about
The Liekand and The Ice Machine? How
were they created and put under the control
of the X Trio.

-Mitchell Smith, Australia

NEBULON: An email about someone dead...

CHARLES: That is wrong. Because 1-Up does not exist... too much pudding exists, but The Liekand should still be alive.

NEBULON: ...and an enemy. Well, Mitchell, my delete finger...

GHYPE: You have fingers? I need pictures of Mr. Reptile's fingers!

NEBULON: Okay, first off: why would I know the history of either of these people?

CHARLES: Well, perhaps he got the idea from the first email, where they were going to check emails with you.

NEBULON: I don't think anyone reads the first email.

GHYPE: Well, Mr. Reptile, I nominated it for the Golden--

NEBULON: Thanks for signing me up for spam. But you do have a BIT of merit.

CHARLES: No, he does not. This is a worthless email.

NEBULON: If The Ice Machine froze the pudding, he could convert it to ice cream...

CHARLES: That would not work.

NEBULON: WHat are you talking about? Why not? The Ice Machine would simply suck up the ice cream.

CHARLES: That would fail. Because... actually, it will not fail in any way I could forsee.

GHYPE: Ah ha ha! Mr. Reptile wins again!

{Pan over to a man with a black cape and completely dressed in black. The image of the Neby Trio is on his screen.}

MAN: Ah ha ha ha! They thought the pudding was caused by time travel? Ah ha ha ha! Make more pudding, please, chef room!

{He presses a button, and 1-Up, tied up, decends from the ceiling.}

1-UP: There's pudding on the ground! I want pudding!

MAN: Quiet, wretch! Now, when our wonderful quick-footed associate teleported you away...

1-UP: What words are you saying? I can't understand them. Does that mean I can't be the guy?

MAN: {with malice} Yes. Yes it does. Now, when you moved from one place to another, magically, did you see Failed Specimen Species NE8-1? {A model of Nebulon is pictured onscreen.}

1-UP: Yes! I fought him once!

MAN: No other times?

1-UP: No.

MAN: Well, then, you can go. I don't really care about a clueless idiot like you.

{1-Up drops. He begins gorging himself.}

MAN: Can you do that out there, and not in here? Augh...

{Cut back to Neby Trio, this time at The Ice Machine's base.}

NEBULON: So, what I'm saying is I'd like you to help us without some kind of weird crossover plot.

THE ICE MACHINE: I'm icetaking no for an iceanswer.

CHARLES: Yes. Now, we will use my idea instead.

GHYPE: Mr. Slushee, you'll want lots of ice cream and you can get it!

THE ICE MACHINE: Ice ice ice ice iceno. IceI icealready icehave iceenough iceice icecream.

NEBULON: Well, this sucks...

{The Ice Machine sucks up all the pudding.}

THE ICE MACHINE: You know, pudding isn't bad. Ice. I'm going to go find 1-Up.

{He runs off.}

NEBULON: That was easy. Well, until next time...

GHYPE: What was the paradox type thing?

NEBULON: Um, the pudding?

CHARLES: The pyramid is right. There was no paradox. There was pudding, but no paradox.

NEBULON: Well, does it matter?

CHARLES: This email is entitled "pudding paradox". And it is excessivly short right now.

NEBULON'S VOICE: {offscreen} Whoa! It's me from a couple of hours ago.

NEBULON: Me? What are you doing here?

OTHER NEBULON: Well, see, after Charles and Ghype died-

CHARLES: What?

OTHER NEBULON: Yeah, thay died yesterday.

MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: PARADOX'D!

OTHER NEBULON: Well, I'm off to do future things. Because I'm you, from the future.

{He leaves.}

GHYPE: That was convenient and life fearing!

CHARLES: As soon as we catch up to him, the world will be destroyed.

NEBULON: Yeah. That happens every other day. So, we'll need to... kill you.

CHARLES: I am against that plan of action.

GHYPE: We can make a cloning machine, and kill the walking remakes of us!

NEBULON: That was... actually, that was a good idea. And we actually already have the cloning machine...

{Cut to the Warehouse o' Parts.}

NEBULON: So, you two will have to go in the machine and not move.

CHARLES: Yes. And you will put nanobots in the clones to kill them.

GHYPE: And then we travel to yesterday...

NEBULON: Wait, why are we doing this? All I have to do is say to my past self "Yeah, they died yesterday."

CHARLES: That is a better plan. But I have the best.

GHYPE: Surely it's not better than mine!

CHARLES: We find The Liekand.

NEBULON: I'm in the mood for passing time. Sure.

{Cut to The Liekand's base.}

NEBULON: We'd like to see The Liekand, please.

SECRETARY: Name?

NEBULON: Neb-

FROTZER SECRETARY: Please excuse the firing squad, but I was told I must unleash them if anyone mentioned your name.

THE LIEKAND: {offscreen} What? I didn't tell you that!

FROTZER SECRETARY: Some floating brain told me in exchange for one date with him, and it was great. Actually, I forget most of it. I don't think that happened.

THE LIEKAND: Nebulon! I have some vague memories of 1-Up's stomach and you...

NEBULON: I'm sure that's just bad eating habits. Eating out of a trash can is bad for your health.

CHARLES: Greetings.

THE LIEKAND: Ah. You've actually managed to tame him? He used to be cruel...

GHYPE: Hello, Sir Swirly!

THE LIEKAND: {strained} Where... where did you get that?

NEBULON: Got it from Tampo.

THE LIEKAND: That makes sence. Well, if you need anything, I'm always your last resort...

NEBULON: Thanks!

{The Neby Trio returns to the computer room.}

NEBULON: So that's some basic... augh! What are you doing here?

THE ICE MACHINE: There was a trace of pudding behind your cables! {He runs off.}

NEBULON: Free maid service... and break ins... well, I suppose this draws the email to a close. Tune in next week for more fun Nebulon adventures!

{The Paper falls, saying "Email Nebulon at nebymail@nebulon.com!"}

Easter Eggs

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THE ICE MACHINE: I must have pudding!

1-UP: Slow up, Ice Machine! I want to see you eat pudding!

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