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Nebulon Email #14: commandoween

When Nebulon runs out of credits to operate a time travel machine, there's only one to trust: Mrs. Commanderson. EEEAAARRRAK!

Date: October 31, 2005

Cast (in order of appearance): Announcer, Nebulon, Charles, Ghyoe, Workbacks, Insert Credit(s), Assorted Cheat Commandos, Sammy Doomsday, The Butler, King of Evil, Kevin, Harvax XVII

Places: The Moon, Cheat Commandos Base, Castle of Evil, 20X6 Moon

Length: 189 Lines

Transcript

ANNOUNCER: Last time on... NEBULON EMAILS!

{Slide of Nebulon, Charles, and Ghype on the moon is posted.}

NEBULON: Oh. No. We have no computer to answer emails. And we're not in 20X6.

GHYPE: Oh no. We can't get home.

WORKBACKS: Get me a cog.

CHARLES: We have it.

{Nebulon, Charles, and Ghype are inside a chamber.}

NEBUON: {shouting} ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?

WORKBACKS: NO! BUT I THINK WE'RE GOOD! CHECK AN EMAIL!

CHARLES: No one finds it strange that the engines are on wand we are currently doing nothing?

{The engines stop.}

GHYPE: Here's my spin: we murder-

NEBULON: Nope, sorry, that breaks that Star Trek law.

CHARLES: Where can we check emails?

NEBULON: {muttering} Come to think of it, didn't we just break it? Humina hoo...

WORKBACKS: Use the sandbag's Pocket PC!

GHYPE: A yippity yay!

{Nebulon blows Ghype away and reads the email.}

Insert Credit(s) is coming...
Will you be ready?!


Oh crap, he's come for m

NEBULON: Uh oh.

GHYPE: That that blow wall against bley circ- circuits, am in dager of factor nineteen, g g g g g g g g g gee... alphabibble...

CHARLES: Circuits... need a nap...

WORKBACKS: We shall meet...

{A razor blade comes through the window into his eye.}

WORKBACKS: ...never.

INSERT CREDIT(S): TWO TOKENS OR STOP FOREVER.

NEBULON: Tokens? I, um, used my last two...

VOICE: ERRAAAAACK!

INSER CREDIT(S): TWO-

{Mrs. Commanderson swoops in and picks up Nebulon, Charles, and Ghype.}

NEBULON: Score: Nebulon 1, Insert Credit(s) nothing!

{Insert Credit(s) begins rushing at Mrs. Commanderson, but a flash of light fills the air. The Screen appears.}

GUNHAVER: All right, Bird-Reptile! What did you get today?

MRS. COMMANDERSON: ERRAAAAAAACK!

REYNOLD: It looks like the three others that came here-

GUNHAVER: Go play with some of your dolls!

CRACKOTAGE: I'll take care of them, I'll lock 'em up in the big pen! A hee hee ha ha!

NEBULON: Uh...

GUNHAVER: And make sure they don't find out Mrs. Commanderson can travel through time!

GHYPE: Is that the Mrs. Commanderson from the famous TGS comics? I'm a big fan!

GUNHAVER: These people are Blue-Laze spies! Lock them up!

NEBULON: You don't happen to accept bribes, now do you?

REYNOLD: No, I already being in-

{Gunhaver shoots Reynold.}

GUNHAVER: It all depends on how much the bribes are.

GHYPE: Would 25 million kaching be enough?

FIGHTGAR: Is that in cents or millicents?

CHARLES: Try dollars.

GUNHAVER: Engage Cheat Commando discussion!

{The Commandos huddle together. Reynold goes flying backwards.}

NEBULON: So, are we going to have a discussion for filler?

GHYPE: I think we're going to get your computer machine.

{Silent Rip steps out of the huddle.}

SILENT RIP: We'll let you go, and give you a computer, but you have to stop...

ALL CHEAT COMMANDOS: SAMMY DOOMSDAY!

NEBULON: What, that minor character on Bubs' email show? On the first season?

SILENT RIP: Then you should be familliar with the way he haunts people with greed!

GHYPE: It suprises me that the epitomes of goodness slash GREATNESS are greedy.

FLASHFIGHT: Doee looooke greedy? Ze? E' agrees!

NEBULON: So where do we find this "Sammy Doomsday"?

SILENT RIP: Your best bet? Look it a mirror...

FOXFACE: ...spin around three times...

GUNHAVER: ..and say "Sammy Doomsday" while you're spinning.

GHYPE: That's not just a schoolyard trick?

REYNOLD: {weakly} They made a movie about it...

NEBULON: So where do we get a mirror?

FIGHTGAR: You'll have to go many miles on a quest.

CHARLES: We did that last email.

SILENT RIP: I have one in my inventory!

GHYPE: There's one problem: Mr. Green is way taller than any mirror you can put in your pocket.

{Silent Rip pulls a mirror seven times bigger than him out of his pocket.}

NEBULON: It was his inventory.

CHARLES: Only one of us should spin. Nebulon, how about you?

GHYPE: Question to be fielded: did you lose all aspect of personality in 20X6?

NEBULON: Why should I spin?

CHARLES: Because you have the most HP so you can act as a tank.

NEBULON: Fine. {spinning} Sammy Doomsday, Sammy Doomsday, Sammy Doomsday!

{A flash of light fills the screen. Sammy Doomsday appears.}

SAMMY DOOMSDAY: Whooooo... daaaaareeesssss... summmmmmmoooonnnn... meeeee?

GHYPE: Us!

NEBULON: {turns to Chat Commandos} What do I do now?

GUNHAVER: Stop him!

CHARLES: Your elaboration is perfect. How?

GUNHAVER: Your guy over there can hit him with a laserball.

NEBULON: Works for me.

{He does so, but it bounces back and hits him in the eye.}

NEBULON: Ow!

SAMMY DOOMSDAY: Yoooouu... cannnnnot... killlll... the undeeeeaaaaaaad.

{He begins to glow.}

GHYPE: Is this glow good?

CHARLES: Seeing as we are parylised, and Nebulon is moving towards the mirror and being absorbed into it... I would say yes.

NEBULON: {muffled} Help me!

{Nebulon and Sammy Doomsday dissappear into the mirror.}

GUNHAVER: You guys are free to go!

CHARLES: How do you know he won't come back?

SILENT RIP: Oh, we don't care if he comes back or not. We just wanted him to stop.

FOXFACE: I never got any good pictures because he kept moving!

GHYPE: I thought the undead didn't show up in pictures!

GUNHAVER: That's vampires, sandman!

CHARLES: Aren't vampires technically undead?

SILENT RIP: Well...

{Cut to Nebulon and Sammy Doomsday at a walkway to a castle.}

NEBULON: Where are we going?

SAMMY DOOMSDAY: To ...seeeeee... the... Kiiiiinnnnnggg... of... Evvvvillllll.

NEBULON: And do what? Dance?

SAMMY DOOMSDAY: Howwwww... dooooo... youuuu... daaaannnnceee?

NEBULON: Never mind. So we meet the King of Evil, and he kills me?

SAMMY DOOMSDAY: Noooo... heee doesssn't killll peopppllle that arrre evilllll, heeeee waaaannts youuuu tooooo sinnngg...

NEBULON: Sing?

SAMMY DOOMSDAY: The Monnnnnster... Maaaasshh.

NEBULON: How about not? I mean, I know this is the Halloween special, but that's just stupid.

{They reach the castle and open the doors.}

BUTLER: I did it.

SAMMY DOOMSDAY: Taaaakkkeee him... tooo the... Kingggg.

BUTLER: I'm also a wizard.

NEBULON: You must be very proud of yourself.

BUTLER: Come, now, and see the King of Evil!

NEBULON: Hey, are there any special rules for seeing the King of Evil? I wouldn't want to offend him, and you know, die.

BUTLER: You must not insult his dress!

NEBULON: Why would I critisize anyone's dress? I mean, naked... aliens don't critisize clothes.

BUTLER: You shall see.

{They are led down the hall into a place with a huge door.}

VOICE: Password?

BUTLER:' There's a password?

VOICE: You can't get in until you have the password.

BUTLER: Oh, fine. Jlammy.

{The doors open, and a black chair is shown, swiveled away.}

KING OF EVIL: {dark scary voice} LONG HAVE I AWAITED THE COMING OF NEBULON. MY EARS STRONGLY NEED TO BE SUNG TO.

NEBULON: Sing what? The Monster Mash was a joke, right?

KING OF EVIL: NO. HA HA HA.

NEBULON: I only sing to people in their face.

KING OF EVIL: OH, FINE.

{He swivels around.}

SCARY MARSHIE: {normal voice} Now sing, punk!

NEBULON: Do I get to leave after this?

SCARY MARSHIE: No, you get to sing! Forever!

NEBULON: And if I don't sing, I die.

SCARY MARSHIE: That's right!

NEBULON: Here I go. I was wor-

{A flash of light appears, and Nebulon dissappears.}

SCARY MARSHIE: Dangit!

{Cut to the Mechy 1337.}

NEBULON: What took you guys so long?

GHYPE: We had to work out a master plan!

CHARLES: What we did was...

{A message appears, saying "One explanation later..."}

NEBULON: It was so simple.

GHYPE: Yep, yep it was! And now we can go back to 20X6, and kill someone in a tower!

CHARLES: I have the coordinates punched in.

GHYPE: I'll press enter!

CHARLES: You are not allowed to press buttons.

{He presses the button, and they appear under the shadow of the Tower of Command.}

NEBULON: Wow. What are we supposed to do here again?

GHYPE: Burn down the tower or something. You knid of left it ambiguous.

CHARLES: We should make it to the tower in an hour.

NEBULON: Wait wait wait!

{He opens up a text document on the Mechy.}

NEBULON: Well, no name, Insert Credit(s) may have saved us. Thanks a-

INSERT CREDIT(S): {faintly in distance} TWO COINS!

GHYPE: Eep!

{The Paper falls, saying "Email Nebulon at nebymail@nebulon.com! It then goes back up. The camera zooms at the tower's top floor.}

KEVIN: So Nebulon is finally here. I'LL MAKE HIM PAY!

HARVAX XVII: For what? I mean, he didn't do anything, really.

KEVIN: I'll make him pay... for his stolen goods!

HARVAX XVII: Yeah, that sucks. So when are we going to blow up the Remotes?

KEVIN: Oh, that's not our job. We'll only burn down this nearest one. No, our master will do that.

HARVAX XVII: Er, The Shadowy Figure is my only master.

KEVIN: You're still with HIM? My master will crush him!

HARVAX XVII: Then I'm afraid I must leave.

{He jumps out a window. A smashing noise is heard.}

KEVIN: That balcony has my petunia garden!

{Cut back to the Mechy. The paper goes down again.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Insert Credit(s)" to see:

GUNHAVER: Mrs. Commanderson! Can you go into the past and get me a mint julep?
MRS. COMMANDERSON: ERRRRAAACK!

Fun Facts

  • "Monster Mash" was a popular song by the Beach Boys.
  • "Insert Credit(s) is a fake character created by Markie&BurnBox.
  • Flashfight's accent is similar to the one he uses in Other Character Email Gunhaver.


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