Other Character Email Nebulon/style

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Summary

Nebulon Email #1: "style"

Nebulon gets his first email. He shows the few people who actually like his style.

Plot: NONE

Cast (in order of appearance): Nebulon, The Leikand, An Ice Machine, Tampo, Reporter, Fashion Girl, Mother, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheat, So and So, The Ugly One, Nebulon's Minions, Clerk

Places: Classified Location Base, Newsstand, The Field, Teen Girl Squad, The Stage, Newspaper Headquarters

Length: 69 Lines

Transcript

NEBULON: Time to open up my evil email show, like all my evil comrades.

THE LEIKAND: Yes! We will truly dominate by terrifing the world!

AN ICE MACHINE: And they'll be frozen with fear! Like me, but with the fear part.

{Tampo warps in.}

TAMPO: Get your own style, Nebulon. And not that - why aren't you roaring?

NEBULON: I don't know what you're talking about.

TAMPO: I know you, NEB-1. You're just waiting until I turn my back...

THE LEIKAND: I'm waiting until you leave.

TAMPO: Well, you're not allowed to answer email with two other bosses. That's a complete ripoff. {The Leikand and Tampo dissapear.}

AN ICE MACHINE: Why am I still here?

NEBULON: Because Tampo is a moron. Let's check some email.

AN ICE MACHINE: Does this question really need to be asked?

NEBULON: Shut up. It's recruiting minions by the second.

AN ICE MACHINE: You might want to mention the lack of oxygen.

NEBULON: {snapping} That's a given! Anyway, Laser Printer, my style has been in style three times so far. Let's take a look at them. First, 20X5... {Cut to outside a newstand, with a reported reporting. They are reading a green polka dotted outfit.}

REPORTER: This just in! Green outfits with polka dots are now "the rage", "da bomb", and "worthy of a spot in the fashion hall of fame". Let's talk to one of the affected people.

FASHION GIRL: {wearing the new "craze"} Well, it's great, ya know? My boyfriend asked me on a date, but he didn't have a green outfit with polka dots, so-

REPORTER: Thank you. And here's a mother, concerned about the new fashion--

MOTHER: POLKA DOTS CORRUPT OUR CHILDREN! POLK-

{Cut back to Nebulon}

NEBULON: That's where that one ended. Then, another time--

{Cut to Homestar and Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, will you take that Duckshirt off? It's not my email celebration anymore.

HOMESTAR: Okay, then, I'll wear this! {He changes into the trademark Nebulon style.}

STRONG BAD: Ugh, my eyes...

THE CHEAT: {Equivilent of "No one likes your style." Cut back to Nebulon.}

AN ICE MACHINE: To the viewers back home: that was the day before "car" came out.

NEBULON: Look, can I just have a moment of celebration? And there was one last time...

{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad issue.}

SO AND SO: What's Her Face, that style was out four years ago.

{Pan to The Ugly One, who is actually colored with Nebulon's style.}

THE UGLY ONE: My style is completly new!

MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: FASHION EXPLODED! {The Ugly One explodes. Cut back to Nebulon.}

NEBULON: So you see, SOME people like my style--

AN ICE MACHINE: You bribed them all, didn't you?

NEBULON: Uh... "no".

AN ICE MACHINE: Oh, OK. So then show me someone who currently likes your style.

NEBULON: I know!

{Cut to the Stage.}

ASTROMUND: Nebulon's Style: A Drama.

DOWNTANT: I'm just so down because I can't find a style I like.

UPTANT: Neither can I! Solid grayness is not the best style.

ASTROMUND: I know an interesting style!

DOWNTANT: What? What is it? Oh, do tell us!

ASTROMUND: Beam me, Piedmont! {Piedmont beams Astromund. He gets Nebulon's style.}

DOWNTANT: My whole outlook on life has changed because of Nebulon's style!

UPTANT: Yes! Bright, brilliant, clashing colors are the way to go!

ASTROMUND: {pointing at audience} Today, switch to Nebulon's style. You'll want to keep it forever and ever. {Curtains.} I'm going to got take a chemical shower now...

NEBULON: Well? Wasn't that enough proof?

AN ICE MACHINE: No.

NEBULON: Grrr...

{Cut to a magazine headquarders.}

NEBULON: Can you put my picture on your magazine cover?

CLERK: OH GOD! YOU'RE HIDEOUS! Sure.

NEBULON: Actually, I'm not hideous, my style is.

AN ICE MACHINE: Thanks, that's all.

{They leave. On the way out, it reveals the magazine was "Bad Fashion Monthly". Cut to the Base.}

AN ICE MACHINE: That was pretty clever, blindfolding me going in there, but you admitted that your style was hideous, making any and all of your points moot.

NEBULON: That's failed logic!

AN ICE MACHINE: Sure, I guess it is.

{Tampo warps in.}

TAMPO: Oops, I forgot you. {He turns to Nebulon.} Recruit any minions? {He dissappears with An Ice Machine.}

NEBULON: {half-heartedly} Email me, and I will likely kill Tampo.

{The Paper falls.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Tampo" to see all the bosses having a party besides Nebulon.

Fun Facts

Inside References

  • This email has many references to Tampo Emails.

Trivia

  • The first scene of times Nebulon's style was stylish came from a newspaper article title labled "Polka Dots Stylish!".


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