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ASK THE ALRIGHTY FRIDGE!!! UPDATED FRIDAYS!

After a bad start with OCEs, Markie, Dinoshaur, Sam the Man decides to do this. For those of you wondering, this is actually the Ice Machine in the game Stinkoman 20X6, the boss of level 7. Um, yeah.

News for your Clues

Oh No! Not Scroll Buttons!

SCROLL BUTTON RELATED PARAPHENALIA

  • CURRENT - EMAIL 12 TO ??? - 10.13.05 to ??.??.??:
    • AN ICE MACHINE: Oh, scroll buttons. I can't find another scroll button rap for you. Maybe when the next 80 days of blizzardous snow will tear you apart. Like Rick James.
  • EMAIL 006 TO 11 - 08.04.05 to 10.12.05:
    • AN ICE MACHINE: How many emails does it take to get to the center of a FREEZY pop? I mean, a FREEZY scroll buttons? I mean, scroll buttons? Ah, nobody knows. Because I've snowed them all.
  • EMAIL 001 TO 005 - 07.18.05 to 08.04.05:
    • AN ICE MACHINE: {rapping} This is the FreezyKey and my name's Mr. A. Machine. Gimme scroll buttons so that I can coldishly tear your limbs apart!

Almighty Fridge's An Ice Machine's Emails

{sigh} Just email me. Use the talk page and go crazy.

FILE ONE

001 - you suck
The first email! An Ice Machine buys uh, uses an ice computine and answers some suckage.
002 - a boss
OH MAH GOODNESS!!! THE ICE MACHINE IS HUNGRY AND WANTS TO EAT SARGATLINGTON OR WHATEVER THE NAME IS!
003 - AWAY!!!
Joey, back from the "dead", brings an arcade console to the Deathtraparlor. In exchange for playing the mystery game for 24 hours, An Ice Machine gladly lets Joey answer this email. MAYBE!!!
004 - coolness
An Ice Machine unsuspectedly takes an email literally and non-literally. He promotes his awesomeness, and at the same time, violence.
005 - the master
We learn that Joey is best friends with Sticklyman on AIM. THE TRAITOR!
006 - flava
New and improved, An Ice Machine, with over +800 flavors! Available with three payments of $15.99.
007 - regarding your name
Do you even want to know why An Ice Machine is THE ALMIGHTY FRIDGE?! I never thought less!
008 - what happen?
An Ice Machine is annoyed by a fad. Joey takes it to his liking and goes on strike against a random company! Ohhhhhhhh SNAP!
009 - PUDDING
Once again, Agent Ice Machine, we request your services to kick some delicious appetizer tail.
010 - subliminal message
There's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says "Devil shall wake up and eat Chef Boyardee"!

FILE TWO

011 - pun
All heck breaks loose when An Ice Machine has the case of copyright infringement.
012 - My Benj
A name of a Black Eyed Peas song go on strike against a dumbfounding Ice Macrosis!

FILE THREE

013 - bomb
An Ice Machine finds a bomb, and threatens to blow up the moon
014 waffles
An Ice Machine explains his love for waffles, and other food.
015 present
We find out what An Ice Machine looks like in the present.
016 kidnapped
Somehow, Stinkoman breaks in and kidnaps all of Ice Machine's Minions. Ice Machine rescues them in a clashing thriler.


Homeses

THE AN ICE MACHINE’S ICE CREAM DEATHTRAPARLOR

The one man business led by the Almighty Fridge himself, An Ice Machine. Currently the only people/minions/wikiers who venture inside are his closest friend Joey the Otaku Chorch and other minions(as announced...ed) later. It is a mystery how the Ice Machine can fit in this small space. The answer is alchemy, you icehead.

Unfortunately, the place has been burned down, as will the rest of Red Button Ice Land. Sorry, juysburgers.

Computerses

FreezyKey LK Ice Mech Edition

An Ice Machine has a custom yellow ILLEGAL laptop! Can't you believe it for one bit? No?! YOU DEAD.

  • Holds up to 684GB space
  • Fiber Optic Wireless DSL T1 T3 Awexome Ice Internet Cable monitor installed to laptop
  • Ice Powered
  • Can only be stolen and poked at by the Almighty Fridge himself
  • 689,023 deaths have occured since this laptop was opened(but you know better)

Tortilla Manganoid 1

All we know that this is Joey the Otaku Chorch's palm pilot and can shoot you with AIM. It also does torrent service! How's that for a Martha Stewart?

Extra Ice Cubes

Um...the end.

Copyright 2005 Mr. T Productions

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