Other Character Email Strong Sad/Anime Continued

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In honor of the Otakon, Hysterical Woman continues Anime.

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{A white title screen. The following words appear in times new roman.} 

  Adjective  Noun  Proper Noun

{Like a slot machine, the words roll until this appears on the screen} 

  Dark  Loser  Sturongu Saduu

{Now the words are white on black. Sakura blossums float by and turn the font into a fancy gothic font. Opening music theme plays}

SINGER: Baka baka deep despair, Neko neko everywhere...

{Opening theme ends as soon as Ghastly sues me. Cut to Saint Bad in a dark room, talking to someone}

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: You are my servant and shall do everything I ask of you. You will serve me, even at the risk of death and dismemberment.

SAINT BAD: Yeah, whatever. Now tell me your lunch order, weirdo.

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: Octopus tempura.

{Cut to a tiny Tokyo apartment. Sturongu Saduu wakes up.}

STURONGU SADUU: Oh no, I'm late for school!

{Saduu throws his bedsheets and is suddenly dressed. We see a unopened box with the words "Magical Girlfriend" on the side. He runs out of the apartment he lives alone in for some reason carrying a piece of toast in his mouth. Cut to him walking fast along a futuristic street}

STURONGU SADUU: How come we still don't have jetpacks?

{Saduu bumps into a tough punk with tattoos and an electric collender on his head. He looks up to see a biker gang in front of him.}

STURONGU SADUU: I'm so sorry, honorable one.

HEAD PUNK: {to other punk} Hey, check out this dork, Tetsuo.

OTHER PUNK: Yeah, Kanada, let's show him how honorless we really are!

{The gang advances on poor Saduu}

STURONGU SADUU: {chanting} Mustn't run away, mustn't run away...

{A blue aura appears around Saduu. A butterfly flies to close and dies in a huge burst of blood.}

HEAD PUNK: What the...

{The blue aura engulfs the punks and they all burst in a incredible burst of blood. Blood pours down the streets}

STURONGU SADUU: Dang, I commited a venial sin and I ruined my uniform. What a day.

{Cut to Sturongu Saduu outside a classroom holding two buckets of cement. Saduu's sister walks by.}

SADUU'S SISTER: Hello, Big Brother. How are you doing?

STURONGU SADUU: My arms went numb a long time ago and I'm starting to get an endropine rush from the unbearable pain, so things are going great right now.

SADUU'S SISTER: It's so good to see you, Big Brother. I wish our parents hadn't sent you away. I mean, they didn't even like the Tanaka's anyway.

STURONGU SADUU: I think it was more the fact they needed to steam clean the carpet later.

{Silence. Cherry blossums float by, despite the fact that they're indoors}

SADUU'S SISTER: What the...

STURONGU SADUU: While I'm euphoric from the pain, I like to ask if you would like to hold hands with me sometime later.

SADUU'S SISTER: How dare you! {she slaps him} How could you suggest such a perverted thing to your own sister.

STURONGU SADUU: But you're only my step sister!

SADUU'S SISTER: {slaps him again} I love you! {runs away crying. Close up shot of her tears}

STURONGU SADUU: Sadness is to lose. {sighs}

{Time passes. Cut to later in the day, when Saduu opens his locker. He sees card with the following message} 

 To the Enraged: Meet me for a duel
near that whatsit, that H-shaped building.
P.S. Your sister's hot

STURONGU SADUU: Mixed emotions. Violence is wrong!

RANDOM PERSON: {off-screen} You killed my aunt!

STURONGU SADUU: Hey! I used the other side of the blade!

RANDOM PERSON: Oh, that's cool.

{Night. Saduu walks down the street. He sees his sister standing under a streetlight.}

STURONGU SADUU: Little sister...{Cherry blossums fill the scene}

SADUU'S SISTER: Cherry blossums in October?

{Saduu walks over to his sister. They look at each other for a minute.}

SADUU'S SISTER: {slaps him} Don't get hurt!

STURONGU SADUU: Itai itai!

{They look at each other for a few more minutes, then Saduu leaves. Cut to Saint Bad and the Cheatel in a park near the h-shaped building. The Cheatel is a yellow winged demon with black spots}

SAINT BAD: {to Cheatel} What's wrong with both a cape and wings? I think it looks pretty pretty good.

THE CHEATEL: {demonic roar}

SAINT BAD: Wearing a cape over spikes was your idea!

{Saduu enters, holding a map. He stands a few feet away from Saint Bad and the Cheatel.}

STURONGU SADUU: Um, sorry I'm late. Some guy in a yellow bandana gave me terrible directions.

SAINT BAD: {pretensious} Oh, but you are not late. You are early, my dear friend. {Cherry blossums fall} Hey, that's not right!


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