Other Character Email Strong Sad/The longest email

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Just give up already, Strong Sad.

Summary

Strong Sad travels far and wide to answer your emails. He's kinda lonely, you know? A two-part special

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Strong Bad (off-screen only), Strong Mad, Sakya Thukpa, Byams-Pa, Moe, Announcer, Modestly Hot Homsar, Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Mrs. Benedetto, Frank Benedetto

Transcript

STRONG SAD: {singing} I don't need an education, I learned all I need from email. {opens email} 

hey strong sad my brother from another mother! 
y do u put up wif strong bad?
i mean like im all down wif da yoga and stuff but come on i could kick strong bad's butt and im a girl! any ways i think u and ur bro strong mad r cool and strong bad is just sooooooooooo  boring wif the "i talk like this and i never take my mask or   boxing gloves off!"
any way nice e-mailin ya and dont 4get 2 kick strong bad's butt! 

courtney smith (mitchell's sister), australia

{The sentences in this email literally run off the side of the screen. Strong Sad looks to the right in awe.}

STRONG SAD: I think this may be...the longest email.

{Thunder bolt in background}

STRONG SAD: But I will do anything for my meager fans...not calling you guys meager, I'm just saying there's not a lot of you. But, anyway, I will go travel to the ends of the Earth to see the end of this email. {picks up backpack} I must only pack what is important to survive.{he packs up a backpack with baking chocolate and underwear}

{Cut to the front yard of La Casa de Strong. Strong Sad waves to the unseen residence}

STRONG SAD: Goodbye, my warm home! Goodbye, my loving family!

STRONG BAD: {off-screen} Just leave already, you drama queen!

STRONG MAD: {off-screen} I GET HIS ROOM!

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} So ended my childhood...

{cut to a Tibetan mountain village. Strong Sad talks with three sherpas}

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} I hired for my journey three sherpas: Sakya Thukpa, Byams-pa,and Moe.

SAKYA THUKPA: {New Jeresyian accent} Sure we'll take ya up da mountain, right boys? {they nod}

{Cut to a path through a bamboo forest. Strong Sad carries a huge backpack.}

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} I learned much from these simple, honest men.

STRONG SAD: {winded} Aren't...huff...you guys supposed to carry the supplies?

SAKYA THUKPA: What, when were already helping you up the mountain? Show some respect! Now go faster!

{Cut to a tent. Strong Sad and the sherpas sit with an old woman}

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} They taught me their customs.

SAKYA THUKPA: Come on, she digs ya! If you say no she'll kick us out of the tent. {sherpas snicker}

STRONG SAD: All right. {leans over to kiss the very surprised old woman}

{Cut to a snowstorm. Strong Sad is shivering as he walks slowly up the mountain}

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} They helped me survive the bitter cold.

SAKYA THUKPA: What a beautiful day. Don't see this much in Tibet.

STRONG SAD: B-b-beautiful...{passes out}

{cut to a mountain top. Across the sky you can see the end of the email. Strong Sad slowly climbs up the mountain with the sherpas behind him.}

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} Finally, I reached my goal.

{Strong Sad takes a minute to get his wind, then look at the email.}

STRONG SAD: I made it! I survived this arduous task! Now I can go home and answer her email.

SAKYA THUKPA: {to the others, in Tibetan, with subtitles} Tonight we kill him.

To be continued...

Go to Part 2


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