Other Character Email Strong Sad/Danger

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Summary

What's happening with Strong Sad?

Cast(in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Various Army Brass, Dream of the Endless, The Eleven Year Olds

Transcript

STRONG SAD: {singing} I see an email and I wanted painted black. {opens email}

All your base are belong to us.
You have no chance of survival make your time.
Ha ha ha.

STRONG SAD: All your base are...what? That doesn't make any...

{Strong Sad blops out of existences with a blopping noise. Cut to the Pentagon. Two Military Brass talk to each other}

BRASS 1#: I just realized something.

BRASS 2#: What?

BRASS 1#: This place has five sides.

BRASS 2#: You've been working here for fifteen years and you just realized that?

BRASS 3#: This is so going on Overheard in the Pentagon dot com.

{Cut to a white field of whiteness. Strong Sad blops in.}

STRONG SAD: ...sense. {pause} Ahh! Where the heck am I?

DREAM OF THE ENDLESS: Beats me.

STRONG SAD: What are you doing here?

DREAM OF THE ENDLESS: I was brought here by carbon monoxide.

STRONG SAD: {slightly relieved} Oh, so blopping into this world was just an hallucation.

DREAM OF THE ENDLESS: No, this world is real, or as real as a bizzare limbo can get. I'm just a fever dream created by your oxygen depravied mind.

STRONG SAD: I'm getting carbon monoxide poisoning in limbo?

DREAM OF THE ENDLESS; I don't know. Maybe it's your medication causing the problem. Talk to your doctor if you ever get out of this dimension. Ciao. {disappears}

STRONG SAD: So I guess I'm stuck here.

{long pause}

STRONG SAD: I wonder if this places gets email?

{to be continued}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Strong Sad for this scene.
{Three 11 year old boys are crowded around a computer}
BOY 1#: All your base? That is so gay.
BOY 2#: Shut up, Craig!

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The Pentagon scene was just filler, but the Easter Egg ties into the enfolding plot.
  • I hate using the word "gay' as a derogative term, but it fits too well in the conversation. Anyway, in a few years the word "gay" will change meaning again.

Real World References

  • Strong Sad's first line is from a song original done by the Beatles. Correct me if I'm wrong.
  • The email Strong Sad got was a quote from the English translation of the video game "Zero Wing". A few years back the line "All your base are belong to us" was a popular catchphase on the internet.
  • The Pentagon is the headquarters for the United States Department of Defense, and is located in Arlington, Virgina, arcoss the river from DC.
  • Overheard in the Pentagon is a references to the websiteOverheard in New York and its sister site Overheard in the Office.
  • Dream of the Endless is from the graphic novel series "The Sandman" by Neil Gaiman. He appeared to Strong Sad before in My half.

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