Other Character Email Strong Sad/Nothing

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Summary

While Strong Sad's away, Homsar will play.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Homsar, Strong Bad (off-screen)

Transcript

{Silence. Strong Sad lies on his bed, with a handwritten sign on his belly. More silence. Homsar oozes up through the floor.}

HOMSAR: I'm not going til I'm a gone!

{He looks around. He walks over at the note. The note reads as follows.} 

 I'm a catatonically depressed. Leave me alone.
-Strong Sad

{Homsar walks over the computer and turns it on. He gets this email.}

Dear Strong Sad,
I noticed that you have a link to
your blog on Strong Bad's website.
I don't think that's a good idea,
because Strong Bad could go there and
make spam-filled posts. If I were you, I'd
delete that link right away.

Stinkoman K

{Homsar types in wingding as he talks}

HOMSAR: Ahhh, Super Dragon, don't worry about the dread. Coming up next, moist toliettes!

{Homsar is suddenly on a Viking ship with giant kittens}

HOMSAR: Spam is good for Viiii-Kings! But watch out for Lookey-Loo!

{Homsar is back at Strong Sad's room, but on the ceiling. Camera is upside down}

HOMSAR: Now for more emaaaail treats! Take it away, Sam.

Strong Sad,

I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You simply owe it to society.
What should it be about?
That's up to you.
Best wishes,
Anonymous Contributor
Gambier, OH

{Homsar is on top of the Strong House}

HOMSAR: Hey, nonny-nonymous! Two spa-arrows for gold lock! Ohio, gozama beans?

STRONG BAD: {off-screen} Get down from there!

{Homsar is dressed as the Phantom of the Opera and swing from a chandelier in an fancy opera house}

HOMSAR: Strong Bandar medicine works quick! No, Granny, don't! But, rocks.

{Homsar is hit by a flying rock. Cut to Strong Sad's room. Homsar is normal, but his shirt is mirror image}

HOMSAR: Fret, my love. {opens another email}

Gron Sad:
You SUCK!!!

HOMSAR: AhhhhHHHhhhaHHHHahhh...

STRONG SAD: {groggy} Homsar, what's going on?

HOMSAR: Fruit pudding!

STRONG SAD: {groggy} Oh, okay. {rolls over}

HOMSAR: And that's all, folk music!

{the end}

Easter Egg

  • Click on Strong Sad to see this.

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The title is a play on the Strong Bad Email "Anything".
  • The term "spam" comes from a Monty Python skit with Vikings.
  • Lookey-Loo means Loki, a Norse trickster god (trick meaning painful death).
  • "Ohio" is Japanese for Hello.
  • "Strong Bandar medicine" is from the Phantom comic serial. The tribe the Phantom protects in called the Bandar people
  • The Terry Pratchett version of "The Phantom of the Opera", "Maskerade", one of the characters is Granny Weatherwax.

Trivia

  • Strong Sad is in bed like Brian Wilson because Brittany dumped him.
  • This is the first time I've done more than one email at a time, and the first time someone other than Strong Sad answered an email.

Releated Links

Other Character Email
Strong Sad Email


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