Other Character Email Strong Sad/Naked?

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Summary

Strong Sad talks with Hysterical Woman and breaks the fourth wall.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, The Cheat, Hysterical Woman, The Hyper-Intelligent Pan-Dimensional Teddy Bear

Transcript

STRONG SAD: {slowly singing} This is what you get... {piano notes} This is what you get...{piano notes} This is what you get, when you email me.

{wide shot reveals The Cheat leaving with a keyboard. Strong Sad opens his email}

Dear Fatson
Why are you always naked? Are into naturism?
Going commando, Trogga

STRONG SAD: {reading} Dear Fatson...{stops} Are you refering to my character Absinthe Fatson, the hard-boiled detective with the glandular problem? I have a fan! No, wait, you're probably talking about Strong Bad's nickname for me. {sighs} When will I get recongition?

{Strong Sad finishes reading the email}

STRONG SAD: {typing} Dear Trogga, I just prefer to go naked. Nobody cares because I spend most my time in my room, but sometimes I wear...

{the phone rings. Strong Sad stops typing and answers it}

HYSTERICAL WOMAN: {over phone} WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAKED?

STRONG SAD: It's kind of obvious, no offence. What could I be wearing? Really weird pants?

HYSTERICAL WOMAN: {over phone} But, um, then why can't we see your, um, nipples?

STRONG SAD: Nipples?

HYSTERICAL WOMAN: {over phone} I was going to ask about the other stuff but I had to keep it G rated. But really, you do your emails naked in front of people?

STRONG SAD: What people? I just write the emails.

HYSTERICAL WOMAN: {over phone} Then who are you talking to during the emails?

STRONG SAD: My super-intelligent pan-dimensional teddy bear.

{Cut to Strong Sad's bed, which has a teddy bear with glowing eyes}

TEDDY BEAR: {voice-over} THE PROPHECY MUST COME TRUE.

{Cut back to Strong Sad}

HYSTERICAL WOMAN: {over phone} You really are very creepy.

STRONG SAD: Years of physical and emotional abuse will do that to you.

HYSTERICAL WOMAN: {over phone} On that happy note, let's end.

{the end}

Easter Egg

  • Wait 15 seconds for this exchange
HYSTERICAL WOMAN: {over phone} Um, aren't you going to hang up?
STRONG SAD: But I'm lonely.
TEDDY BEAR: IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER, NO ONE WILL BE LONELY.
HYSTERICAL WOMAN: Just because you're intelligent doesn't mean you're a good conversationalist.
  • Click on "Fatson" to see the cover of "Absinthe Fatson Strikes Again" (the G rated version).
  • Click on "wear" to see Strong Sad in various outfits.

Fun Facts

Explanation

  • Strong Sad's first line is a parapharse of the refain from "Karma Police" by Radiohead.
  • Asinthe is a type of alcoholic beverage. Strong Sad Emails doesn't not endorse drinking it without a parking permit.
  • Yes, Strong Sad is naked.

Trivia

  • In Biography, Strong Sad talks about his writing career.

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