Other Character Email Strong Sad/Saddy

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Summary

Strong Sad reveals his childhood. Someone else's childhood.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Mother, Mother's Boyfriend, Father, Police, Doctor, Cousin Bad, Uncle Creepy, Gypsy Queen, Saddy's Groupies, The Cheat, Strong Bad

Transcript

STRONG SAD: {singing} Answering my emails, just like Brain Wilson...won't. {sighs, opens email}

Dear Strong Sad,

Dear Strong Sad,

You're the best. After looking in your Fond Rememberances
box under your bed I saw some pictures that made it seem
like you and your brother, Strong Bad, were friends.
Is that true? And also, who is the oldest Brother Strong?
The middle? The youngest? Is there a Strong Glad? Do you
Strongs each have different moms? Who's you dad and/or mom?
O. K., talk to you later.
Love,

bri angel

STRONG SAD: {reading} Dear Strong Sad to the power of two, you are the best. The best what? The best failure? The best loser? I guess it's nice to be the best something. {quickly mumbles off rest of letter} Love, briangle. What shape is a briangle again? I wish I was better at math, or making friends. {typing} Dear Briangle, I guess you want to know about my early life and my family history. I will tell you now.

{Dramatic rock opera music plays. Cut to a toddler Strong Sad [Saddy] being doted on by a generic mother and a generic man. A christmas tree is behind them.}

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} My father was declared MIA before I was born, but my mom was not lonely. We were a happy family.

{A man in a tattered WWII era uniform comes in a shots the generic man. The solider looks at the generic mother}

MOTHER: Ohhh, akward.

{The solider [Strong Sad's father, if you haven't figure it out yet] embraces the mother. They then look at the child.}

MOTHER: {singing to Strong Sad} You didn't hear it, You didn't see it, Get Mommy another drink, Saddy!

{Later, the police are over. They question the mother and father.}

POLICE: So you didn't kill him? {they shake their heads} Righto! Come on, boys.

{The police leave. The mother turns to little Saddy, who looks blankly.}

MOTHER: {singing} Saddy can you hear me? Can you feel me? {sharper} Get me a drink dear!

SADDY:...

{Cut to a doctor's office}

DOCTOR: He's deaf, dumb, and blind.

MOTHER: {singing} Who should I write the check to?

{Back at the house. His parents hug Saddy.}

MOTHER: {singing} We love you very much, but we're leaving you with these guys! Cousin Bad and Uncle Creepy!

{Points to Strong Bad [Cousin Bad] and Senor Cardgage [Uncle Creepy].}

COUSIN BAD: Want to play, dumpus?

UNCLE CREEPY: Fiddlintime, Abegail?

{The parents leave in a hurry}

SADDY: {anger}...

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} They took me to various experts.

{Cut to Bubs in drag [Gypsy Queen] with Saddy's family}

GYPSY QUEEN: {singing} The child ain't right, watch me dance!

{The family quietly leaves as the Gypsy queen dances. Cut to Cousin Bad and friends [Strong Mad and The Cheat] surround a teenage Saddy}

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} But that was before I learned my special talent.

COUSIN BAD: That deaf, dumb, and blind dork sure slams a mean poetry!

{Reveal Saddy writing will a quill on a piece of parchment}

GROUPIES: We love Saddy!

{Cut to the whole cast surround Saddy}

STRONG SAD: {voice-over} And when I started talking...

MOTHER: {singing} Saddy you can talk now!

FATHER: Stop singing!

{Dramatic music and lighting as Saddy sings}

SADDY: {singing} From you I get my neurosis, from you I get crippling self-doubt...

{Cut to the real world. Strong Sad dances to a light show in his room}

STRONG SAD: {singing} From you I get my...

{Light show stops. Strong Bad pulled the plug from lighting equitment}

STRONG BAD: Hey, you stole that from Tommy's The Who!

THE CHEAT: {off-screen} Meh!

STRONG BAD: {to the Cheat} I got that so you could make light shows for me, not dumpus!

{Strong Bad leaves with the Cheat. Strong Sad goes back to the computer.}

STRONG SAD: {typing} I guess I mistook fantasy for reality again. My therapist tells I should live in this horrible world. {sighs}

{The End}

Easter Egg

  • Touch something at the end to see Strong Bad do a light show.

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The first line refers to the BNL song "Brian Wilson".
  • This whole episode is a parody of The Who's Tommy, not Tommy's The Who as Strong Bad said. It didn't turn out as well as I thought it would.

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