Other Character Email Strong Sad/Birthday

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Summary

Hysterical Woman finally writes this dang email.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Strong Mad

Transcript

STRONG SAD: I saw the best emails of my generation destroyed...{opens email}

Strong sad,
When is your birthday and what would you like to have for a present?
-oopsyoubwokeit

STRONG SAD: {reads email but has problems with name} Ooh-pys-ou-bwhee? I can't read that. Another failure for Strong Sad. {starts typing} Dear Oop...{types name correctly, but can't read it} What I typed, today happens to be my birthday! I'm a Pisces, or at least I would be if the Earth didn't rotate on its axis making the traditional zodiac meaningless. But anyway, today, Febuary 8th, is my birthday.

{goes over to writing desk}

STRONG SAD: For my birthday, I'd like a new calligraphy pen. {holds up black stub} I think this one is spent.

{Strong Mad knocks down door. Strong Bad enters with a small package}

STRONG BAD: Hey, slightly older baby! Mom sent you a lame present.

STRONG SAD: Oh, a pen shaped box! I wonder what's inside. {takes box} She always wraps it in such weird paper. Why are these trees decorated? Who's the fat old man in red supposed to be?

STRONG BAD: Just open it! I wanna see if it's worth stealing.

{Strong Sad opens the small box, and pulls a large sweater out}

STRONG SAD: {disappointed} A heart-covered sweater.

STRONG BAD: We got the same lousy thing for Decem...I mean, Absolutely Nothing Day. Smell you later.

{Strong Bad and Strong Mad exit to hallway}

STRONG BAD: {sadly} I can't believe the poor dork hasn't figured it out yet.

{The End}

Easter Egg

  • Click Strong Bad for this scene:
{Back in Strong Sad's room}
STRONG SAD: I figured it out!
{Strong Bad enters}
STRONG BAD: What!?
STRONG SAD: It's Oop You Bwoke It! That's their name!
STRONG BAD: Oh, yeah, that. No secrets kept here!
  • Click on Strong Mad to see an "Happy Absolutely Nothing Day" card

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • Strong Sad's first line is a paraphase of the poem "Howl" by Allen Ginsberg.
  • The thing about the zodiac being off is true. Things have changed in the sky since the ancient Babylonians, don't you know?
  • I have a strange theory about why Strong Sad's locked in a bathtub every Decemberween, but I'm saving it for "Shoebox of Memories".
  • Assuming I decide to write "Shoebox".

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