Other Character Email Strong Sad/The shortest email

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Summary

Strong Sad blah blah blah...

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Transcript

STRONG SAD: Hmmmm...{opens email}

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STRONG SAD: {presses button} Deleted.

{A long pause. Strong Sad looks over at us.}

STRONG SAD: You're still here? Dang, I don't feel like answering any more emails. How about I explain the Thirty Year War? The Thirty Year War began with the defenestration of Prague, when...

{While Strong Sad is occupied, the camera moves out of the room and into the hallway.)

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Okay guys, this is the big one. We've got to be prepared for tonight. They won't know what hit them!

{The camera moves into room where Strong Bad is talking}

STRONG BAD: From the top! {singing} Three little maids from school are we...

{Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat are wearing girls' kimonos and holding parasols as they dance. The camera bares a hasty retreat to Strong Sad's room.}

STRONG SAD:...And the treaty of Westphalia continues to be ignored up to this day.

{The End}

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • The title is self-evident, but also refers to the longest email.
  • The Thirty Year War was a conflict fought between the years 1618 and 1648 in central Europe.
  • The song Strong Bad has his cronies perform is from The Mikado, a comic operetta by Gilbert and Sullivan.

Trivia

  • Yes, this email was originally shorter, but I had to lenghten it to at least ten lines.

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